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Y u no give me milk by zaran69in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dkman22 1 point2 points ago

Even if that's the case it's still 536 too many.

Y u no give me milk by zaran69in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dkman22 11 points12 points ago

Why the hell do you people upvote this garbage? Currently 1293 people have upvoted this excrement.

Northern lights in Iceland. by raniel_dadcliffein pics

[–]dkman22 7 points8 points ago

the guy just hasn't gotten lucky with them in my opinion. I've lived in Alaska my entire life, I've seen northern lights that put the ones in the picture to shame. About 90% of the time they are just "meh lights" but on that rare occasion they will blow your mind. I once thought an ambulance was outside my house because all the snow was lighting up red and blue very brightly, ran out and looked up to see the most intense explosion of light in the sky i have ever seen. That was November 2004. Saw some really amazing ones another time in December of 2001, they were red and came out of a dense circle and stretched out in two directions across the sky, looked like the gates of hell opening up, it was intense. Now keep in mind in my 30 years of living here I've only seen the intense ones about 5 times.

He loves car rides by Insomniac7in pics

[–]dkman22 24 points25 points ago

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

Me when I hear two girls arguing about who's boobs are bigger by KTalldayin gifs

[–]dkman22 2 points3 points ago

Haha I never seem to make it into the better ask reddit question in time to be noticed.

I tend to notice them when they're sitting around 3k comments. At which point it's like "why bother, I'm basically talking to myself."

To me, there's nothing like getting in bed right after I've shaved my legs. What's a "little thing" that makes your life that much better? by Karadactyl77in AskReddit

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago

i thought i recently read that a drop in temperature couldn't make you sick. you would have to have had contact with a virus/germ to become ill.

I live in Alaska, and i have to have my window open year round, with a fan running in it (just how i am, i get it from my dad), even if its well below zero, i just turn on my electric blanket and stay cozy while my head is exposed to the cold, i mention this because i typically don't get sick in the winter, i always seem to catch a summer bug tho.

An Aussie coworker had to draw a full map of the USA, complete with states and their capitals. How'd she do? by Flipperbwin funny

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago

haha that's Juno.

but yeah same pronunciation

Me when I hear two girls arguing about who's boobs are bigger by KTalldayin gifs

[–]dkman22 6 points7 points ago*

It happened to me once when i was a wee lad (by which i mean a jr in high school).

I was at a party and my ex girlfriend and one of her friends were arguing about who had nicer boobs, i ended up "testing" them out by squeezing one in each hand at the same time (over the shirt). It was the highlight of my high school years.

the story doesn't have a happy ending tho. They made a few jokes about a threesome, i assumed they were just jokes. Turns out they were serious and i blew the opportunity. Biggest regret of my life because I've never had the opportunity arise again.

How I feel being a California resident shopping for firearms by great_scott451in guns

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat. why the hell do they even have that? they play commercials all the time on the radio here that go along the lines of "Alaska has no requirement for any kind of gun permit, no Alaskan needs one, so if you're a criminal and thinking about committing a crime, watch out cause there might be a loaded Alaskan near by" I've never heard of anyone gettin a permit, whats the point if they aren't required?

I should have kept my mouth shut by ProfessorMysteryin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dkman22 6 points7 points ago

The three "oh god why" faces in the last panel clenched this. I laughed quite a bit. Thanks for that.

How I feel being a California resident shopping for firearms by great_scott451in guns

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago

we don't have them at all. one thing i do know you need a permit for is a silencer tho, its just a one time thing, and one permit covers any gun and all guns you want to silence.

An Aussie coworker had to draw a full map of the USA, complete with states and their capitals. How'd she do? by Flipperbwin funny

[–]dkman22 7 points8 points ago

As an Alaskan, I am ok with Amsterdam being our capital. It beats the hell out of Juneau.

Houston family says restaurant locked them inside and called the police over tip refusal by kolobianin news

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago

oh ok, does it stand for something tho? like standard industrial correction (haha pulled that right out of the old arse)

Houston family says restaurant locked them inside and called the police over tip refusal by kolobianin news

[–]dkman22 4 points5 points ago

excuse my ignorance but what does (sic) mean?

How I feel being a California resident shopping for firearms by great_scott451in guns

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago

hahaha 20 days of snow, here we call that "October"

had this happen this year too, LINK yeah thats my car the bastard is standing on, i was on my way out to shovel it out when i came upon this scene.

How I feel being a California resident shopping for firearms by great_scott451in guns

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago

well you got me there, we had record snow this winter, it was fun at first but got ooooooooooooooooooooooold fast haha.

How I feel being a California resident shopping for firearms by great_scott451in guns

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago*

Hahahaha, that's actually pretty funny. Hadn't heard that one before

How I feel being a California resident shopping for firearms by great_scott451in guns

[–]dkman22 0 points1 point ago*

You know I realized I forgot to mention that a few hours later. We also have no permits here. Just have to be 21 and not a felon and you can open/conceal carry

How I feel being a California resident shopping for firearms by great_scott451in guns

[–]dkman22 13 points14 points ago

I'll stay in Alaska with my 33 rd glock mags and open carry and conceal carry, and zero waiting on any gun purchase. ;)

Boner win by kleanthisvin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dkman22 1 point2 points ago

but it wasn't funny....

Dat Recoil by AdminWhorein gifs

[–]dkman22 4 points5 points ago

"nothing is original"?

Sigh, this mindset is what's making reddit a shittier place.

Dat Recoil by AdminWhorein gifs

[–]dkman22 6 points7 points ago

Not really much of a problem, it's just annoying when someone takes a popular comment from a popular thread and posts it as its own thread. I just picture them with their hands pressed together in an evil fashion going "yes, yes, upvotes here mean upvotes there. I shall make this into its own thread! bwahahahaha!"

You lose even more originality points when you take the title from the already posted comments.

Dat Recoil by AdminWhorein gifs

[–]dkman22 186 points187 points ago

I too saw the third highest comment on the thread you got this from.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/t1h8t/that_recoil/

you even used the title from a comment replying to it.

bush league sir, bush league.

Amazing (bad ass) Russian (x-post from r/pics) by dkman22in GetMotivated

[–]dkman22[S] 2 points3 points ago

one thing i will never understand is website pride. If something is good, who the hell cares what website it originated on.

I'm watching you. by Hime_Takamurain gaming

[–]dkman22 8 points9 points ago

by knowing what the original clip looks like. this is taken from an episode that has already aired.

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