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Not your typical Christmas Card... (i.imgur.com)

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Typical Christmas Card from San Francisco.... (i.imgur.com)

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A Very Hipster Christmas Card...(it finally came) (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by dkarimi to funny

How do you end things with a beautiful smart kind generous sexy girl who is just not the right "flavor." I.e- she's wonderful, but not wonderful FOR YOU by relationstaplein relationship_advice

[–]dkarimi 0 points1 point ago

thank you for reminding me of that.

This is what she was wearing. Almost made me cry. by TahiriVeilain TwoXChromosomes

[–]dkarimi -2 points-1 points ago

Circlejerk is just starting its invasion of other reddits. Be warned.

Yet another instance not giving a fuck paying off by ATribeCalledGregin seduction

[–]dkarimi 6 points7 points ago

You get my only up-vote of the past 9 days.

Where was I when this [ACTA] was going on... by Kpsmidtin technology

[–]dkarimi 0 points1 point ago

I hate Obama.

....Hair by bobocydisin WTF

[–]dkarimi 7 points8 points ago

Is today my reddit birthday?

What is your most embarrassing guilty pleasure? Could be NSFW. by iclubsealsin AskReddit

[–]dkarimi 0 points1 point ago

I love watching dogs reunite with their soldier owners...tears in my eyes every time

My atheist kitten became pro-choice when it voted for Ron Paul because it wanted to have free internet. by not_legally_rapein circlejerk

[–]dkarimi 3 points4 points ago

If the reply to this comment gets 1000 upvotes, my cat's Carl Sagan Richard Dawkins will do a superiorly braverest AMA.

Stephen Colbert understands Reddit by Hiphoppingtonin videos

[–]dkarimi 597 points598 points ago

Stephen Colbert would fit right into Circlejerk.

PIPA support collapses, with 13 new Senators opposed by filemeawayin politics

[–]dkarimi 61 points62 points ago

I can't tell if I'm on 4chan, Circlejerk or Reddit anymore...

Iran said it will send the U.S. a toy model of a RQ-170 Sentinel drone in response to Washington's request to return the aircraft that crashed in Iran last year by quadcemin worldnews

[–]dkarimi 1 point2 points ago

They're E.V.I.L.

Every Villian Is Lemons

A flight attendant saw us having sex on a plane. He slipped us these afterward, saying "welcome to the club" by meeenglishin sex

[–]dkarimi 1 point2 points ago

Reddit doesn't like it when you defend yourself. You're sounding more and more like a marketer.

A flight attendant saw us having sex on a plane. He slipped us these afterward, saying "welcome to the club" by meeenglishin sex

[–]dkarimi 1 point2 points ago

Shhh...you must let the viral marketing take its course.

A flight attendant saw us having sex on a plane. He slipped us these afterward, saying "welcome to the club" by meeenglishin sex

[–]dkarimi 1 point2 points ago

Corporations truly are insidious.

Jon Stewart takes over Colbert Super Pac, Colbert considers presidential run in South Carolina by Cudder_Buddyin politics

[–]dkarimi 0 points1 point ago

and they expect them to kowtow to the presidents (see lewis black's if you don't believe me)...not colbert

Jon Stewart takes over Colbert Super Pac, Colbert considers presidential run in South Carolina by Cudder_Buddyin politics

[–]dkarimi 2 points3 points ago

hahah you have no idea. he was at the white house correspondents dinner during bush for crying out loud.

Jon Stewart takes over Colbert Super Pac, Colbert considers presidential run in South Carolina by Cudder_Buddyin politics

[–]dkarimi -1 points0 points ago

hey - what about KGC (kentucky grilled chicken)?

Jon Stewart takes over Colbert Super Pac, Colbert considers presidential run in South Carolina by Cudder_Buddyin politics

[–]dkarimi 8 points9 points ago

it is so, so, so, utterly, bittersweetly true, though.

Being a "nice girl" is just as bad as being a "nice guy" by pass_overin TwoXChromosomes

[–]dkarimi 0 points1 point ago

yeah my thoughts were really a work in progress...but by the time i had refined them i was 30 negative karma points in the deep. so, it's not that big of a deal to me anymore. i know what i think about the matter and would gladly spar with anyone over it in a debate.

The Friend Zone. (Hopefully Not Violating any ToS) by NixxieKnocksin TwoXChromosomes

[–]dkarimi 1 point2 points ago

not really. i'm way happier than before. it's not fun being a nice guy to 5+ women. sexual frustration is not a "great" outlook.

Being a "nice girl" is just as bad as being a "nice guy" by pass_overin TwoXChromosomes

[–]dkarimi -1 points0 points ago

you're sugar coating it. this is societal convention whether we like it or not. women are the gatekeepers.

Ladies, I'm trying to be accepting of the fact that my husband watches porn. Any advice? by saravin TwoXChromosomes

[–]dkarimi 0 points1 point ago

XY here: definitely true.

The Friend Zone. (Hopefully Not Violating any ToS) by NixxieKnocksin TwoXChromosomes

[–]dkarimi 4 points5 points ago

you need to quit whatever you're doing and talk to women and see them as romantic interests. it requires susbending belief of certain "holy" ideas like "women can be friends"

no they can't. not until you find a girlfriend they can't. that's what i did, and it worked wonders. "i'm not here to make friends, i'm here to be romantic" that was my tag line.

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