Denver Broncos to use iPads for playbooks in 2012

Remy45 · 1 month

I don't think I'd enjoy Mccarthy holding an ipad over his mouth.

JohnnyFootballHero · 1 month

I had one really terrifying experience at the Metrodome when I was 18. My brother took me there for my first game, and we decided to dress up a bit, both of us wearing green and gold booty shorts and very small t shirts, also in flip flops. We drank a bit before the game to make it a little less embarrassing for when Vikings fans heckled us, we knew it would happen. So after the first quarter, we both had to pee, as two people who drink 14 beers each in two hours would have to. And I went first, my brother holding my beer for me outside. Then I came out, and I took his beer for him. So here I am, in booty shorts, flip flops, toasty drunk, just smiling to people walking by, ignoring the name calling from most viking fans. When out of nowhere, two LARGE males in viking jerseys B-line straight for me. Each of them had to weigh at least 250 each, both about 6'3. I'm 6'1 but about 160 pounds at the time. Right away they start with "What's with the shorts you fucking fag, where's your boyfriend, you want to fucking fight shithead". They were wasted, and I didn't really have much to say to either of them because I knew it wouldn't do anything, so I honestly got really worried these two large fellows were going to actually do something to me. This lasted for about 3 minutes, before finally my big bro came back to save the day. Luckily he's ripped like a gorilla and managed to tell them to fuck off before they had a problem with him. But I will never forget how many rude people I ran into at that game, it was really upsetting. It was my first professional game I ever saw, and it wasn't at all what I expected. But it hasn't kept me from making my way to Green Bay and having some of the best experiences of my life.

dolderer · 1 month

UPVOTE FOR BEAKER GLASS! And Hopslam is my personal favorite.

HazeGrey · 1 month

Upvote for Stevens Point! And for Point Beer! Especially Point 2012.

lackofsoul · 1 month

But my children will never know that.

digivan55 · 1 month

I guess it isn't very different. It's actually not at all. Us as humans have this complex that our species is the one true species. And to be honest, we kind of blow. We destroy, we kill, we pollute, we hate, we consume. So do animals, but we are way bigger dicks about it.

digivan55 · 1 month

So you have a drive to survive as does every species? I'm still a bit confused.

digivan55 · 1 month

Buttholez that's strange. I guess a puppy on tv. People get dogs put down everyday. That would help me reassure myself of what I did. People don't put down people every day.

digivan55 · 1 month

Shit ass. It's hard answering me, because cynical me is always thinking "well we are so overpopulated anyway, some people dying off isn't always a bad thing". That one is hard. I guess I'd still do it, because fuck pharmaceutical companies. Sorry mom.

digivan55 · 1 month

Well exactly, I feel you woulnd't have a choice at that point, if people realized that fact, you would be sought after with pitchforks and torches. I mean, if you wanted to save the people anyway, it might make it more fun to say no at first, just to experience getting chased after a mob with pitchforks and torches. But that's just me.

digivan55 · 1 month

But you could still hold out the hope that they realize their live was saved by a doctor and not god, thus making them reevaluate their beliefs. But maybe they spend their life thinking that. I'm sure things like that have happened before. Maybe we should request an AMA on this, haha.

digivan55 · 1 month

Suicide.

digivan55 · 1 month

Her response - at the end of the day, it's his life and as a doctor it is you obligation to save lives. I would be guilty if I let the boy die over something that I have no proof on or could never explain maybe he cheats on his wife or murders someone later in his life and goes to hell anyway. that's a whole lot of life that he would've missed out on in the mean time

Once she said that, it was pretty hard to disagree. Haha.

digivan55 · 1 month

I'd do it. Hypothetical me says that, but I know if it was real I wouldn't be so quick to say that. I'd like to hope I'd still make the same choice.

digivan55 · 1 month

MY GF JUST ASKED THIS ONE! It was one of the better ones she asked. But to me it seems a no brainer that you take the blame. It was your fault. And living with that guilt would make life shitty and miserable anyway, it wouldn't be worth it.

digivan55 · 1 month

Eh maybe if it was like 5 million. One million is a bit low.

digivan55 · 1 month

Hmm, best one I've heard so far. This will stump my girlfriend, so thanks for that. I'm even stumped. Haha.

digivan55 · 1 month

I would never take ice cream away from those children.

digivan55 · 1 month

I guess it's easy to answer them when you only think about it for a short amount of time, but I guess being in that situation in real life (obviously that wouldn't happen), but it would be much harder than most of us would ever think.

HGual-B-gone · 1 month

Well I haven't heard anything similar to it since then, but sometimes when I think about it, I can hear it perfectly in my head and it creeps me out. One of those things you know you will never actually get out of your head.

PandaMan12 · 1 month

Be happy for her. But don't let her moving on get in the way of you being happy. Opportunity is all over the place, and it's entirely up to you to get over this. GO MEET SOME NEW PEOPLE! Even if it's not to find a new girlfriend, just hanging out with new people and making new friends will for sure get your mind off of this.

HGual-B-gone · 1 month

A few months ago I had an insane dream that left me in tears, essentially from being really freaked out. In my dream, I was laying in my room, exactly like I was in real life, and then this loud ringing started filling my head, and eventually it was all I could hear, and I had blankets wrapped all around my head. Eventually once the noise got louder, I felt my bed start to rise up and start shaking back and forth in my bedroom. It started moving faster and faster until I jolted up, completely soaked in sweat and smothered in my blankets. I haven't slept with the light on in probably 15 years, and I did that night. It was terrifying. I told my room mate, and he told me something about exploding head syndrome or something of that nature. Never really figured out what exactly happened. I'd prefer not knowing or thinking about it much again.

digivan55

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