The Friendzone is more powerful than a jedi mind trick

SolidDexter · 9 days

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

admbmb · 15 days

This is so weird. It's like I'm reading a post that I would write about myself. I started yoga in September and was going every week, twice a week. I had/have horrible hips and have been very frustrated because I can't do some of the poses and it hurts to sit even cross legged. I have been away from yoga classes for a couple months due to work schedule and I've been sick, but I've been doing 10-15 minutes each day.

One thing I have been doing that I believe has helped greatly is laying down with my legs open in butterfly position. I watch a lot of television shows on netflix in my free time so I just hold this position for 10 or so minutes at a time with two minute breaks. Really, don't overthink it. Do what seems comfortable for you. If you can only handle two minutes of letting your legs fall into butterfly position then do only two minutes. Just allow gravity to pull your legs apart. I am looking forward to going back to class to see what difference there is, but I notice it when doing my stretches at home. I also like to hold pigeon pose from time to time, but start with the basics. Hope that helps.

cypherus · 21 days

I was going through my favorites and forgot about this sick track. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.

thadsworld · 1 month

Yes.

thadsworld · 1 month

"My community does not need astronauts defying gravity in front of my children."

iSmokeTheXS · 1 month

Here's a couple tips fir you: Use your finger to spread the icing evenly over the strudel. I always do this and it works perfectly. Also, place the icing packet above the heating element while toasting the strudel. This enables you to get more icing out of the packet for maximum distribution.

DareToDownvote · 1 month

It's a Caltech Prank.

millerhighlife · 2 months

Nothing but the best!

frycook · 3 months

Oh-la-la?

cleveringer · 3 months

I've looked into this recently and while it depends on what your usage of the multi-tool is, there are plenty of general tools to choose from. I am about to pick up the Victorinox Spirit has everything I need and gets great reviews. Again, watch some YouTube videos and read some reviews before pulling the trigger.

mtvatemybrains · 3 months

http://hennessyhammock.com

I have not personally tried these yet, but I have been eyeing them up for a while now. The reviews are great and there are plenty of videos online to see how sturdy and well made they are. One day, when I have the disposable income, I will buy one.

SuperFlaccid · 3 months

Just chiming in here. I bought the basic black Jansport bag in middle school. I just turned 30 and I've sent it into the company three times to get replaced. They send me out a new one, no questions asked. I want to note that I'm particularly rough on my bags so it's not poor craftsmanship that I have to keep sending it in. Mainly the zippers break, the bottom tears from overloading, etc. I would highly recommend Jansport to anyone looking for a great warranty.

spaceyraygun · 3 months

I'll be there!

therealndb · 4 months

I first saw Jamie Oliver do this on his series called, "Jamie's Kitchen." Even thought he did screw it up, I thought it was a neat idea.

cypherus · 4 months

I will check out the prices when I go to WF again next. Unfortunately, it's a little over an hour away so I don't get there that often.

cypherus · 4 months

I am only just starting to go gluten-free and I'm continually disappointed by how much gluten-free items cost. I can't say I'd order from this company every month, but I like trying new products. It helps me make one more decision not to eat gluten for things I love to eat.

cypherus · 4 months

I am not vegan, but I have taken some serious strides to reduce animal protein to once a week. So far I've failed and this is because I need more recipes and education to help me make the right choices. This magazine is a good start and I'll definitely be trying some of these! Anybody have any other good resources for someone like me who is looking for good recipes and nutrition education?

EDIT: Thanks everyone who gave me some great links! I will be checking these out.

Haquilo · 4 months

This is unrelated to your exact experience, but I could think of no better place to put this. Bill Cosby does a hilarious bit about his issue with getting new glasses. Really the entire special is amazing, but check out the bit On talking about here.

lalicat · 4 months

Relevant - Fast Forward 36 minutes in.

MagicSchoolBusKid · 4 months

Sometimes they wash their hands in the piss as well...

MagicSchoolBusKid · 4 months

Relevant.

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