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Irish Missionary work in action by Techno_Prisonersin ireland

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Compared what other missionaries have been in the news for lately, I find this is to be perfectly acceptable form of interaction with young boys.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WTF I SAW WHEN I CROSSED THE BORDER YESTERDAY!? by mstrkrftrin gaming

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I believe that is a truck.

BDSM Hank Hill by dlouwein pics

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What is the John Redcorn equivalent to BDSM Hank?

My neighbor:passive aggressive or just aggressive? by splatter_patternin WTF

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Maybe she is walking Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Loud noise coming from C5 Galaxy military plane at airshow? by paullennonin AskReddit

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It was an Airman whining because he found out he had to work the weekend.

What are some cool things to do on a date if you don't have a car? by brownstainin AskReddit

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Walk to a dealership and test drive some cars.

WTF is this?! i found this thing late last night. by nathan_aerosonin WTF

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I believe it is an Arizona Quarter. The light originally made me think it was one of those mythical gold dollars you hear of in legend. It is hard to tell with Mothra right next to it though.

Have You Seen This Bird? by charumsin reddit.com

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In your head, in your head, Zombie, zombie, zombie,

Replace it with that.

My girlfriend says you can't be sexist against men. Please help. by jimadybobalonin MensRights

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I wouldn't feel to down about it. I spent about 10 minutes making sure this reply didn't have any errors.

My girlfriend says you can't be sexist against men. Please help. by jimadybobalonin MensRights

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Nancy Pelosi has more power than the vast majority of other men ever will...

I can't decide if this is funnier if it is accidental or intentional.

Putting together a Navy OCS packet and could use a quick proofread on my motivational statement. by [deleted]in Military

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You should include this statement somewhere as well: I like big boats and I can not lie!

How do you descibe hurling to people who do not know the game? by not_just_a_usernamein hurling

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What I have found gives most of my fellow Americans a rough idea is to describe it as "Aussie rules football played with an axe handle and a baseball."

So I got my discharge papers, and I have a question- by Bumbletonin Military

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You will not get another DD214. As its official title implies the "CERTIFICATE OF RELEASE OR DISCHARGE FROM ACTIVE DUTY" it is only issued upon leaving AD. Slap the discharge on the wall and save the orders in case HRC forgets that you no longer have any service obligation.

How many of you have no desire to get married? by tekiranin AskReddit

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Reminds me of the old joke: 50% of all marriages end in divorce. The other half end in death.

Attention guy with green laser pointer at Liberty Memorial for the Symphony/Fireworks tonight by awesomecubedin kansascity

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I assumed some idiot had supplied their children with them so they would be entertained.

Definitely by Ginlyfin Jokes

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It insinuates that brown, yellow, or blue grass isn't true grass. Therefore it does not have the same rights and freedoms of "grass".

Married female seriously considering joining the Navy... any advice? by BarrogaPogain Military

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Shouldn't this be in http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyadvice/?

GO Army!!!

It is Rapture +3 hours. Has anyone heard anything from the Phelps Family? by chrisjumpsin reddit.com

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I know they didn't predict the Rapture, but I could not think of any group who believes they are more deserving of being called home.

Is there a cheap way (shuttle/taxi) to get from the airport to Midtown? by mrfuriousin kansascity

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Offer someone a couple of beers @ McCoy's in exchange for a ride.

What's the most useful piece of advice you can give / have ever been given? by Pineconesoupin reddit.com

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Perfect is the enemy of good enough.

/r/kansascity, what do you LOVE about KC? by KinnerModein kansascity

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Brookside

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