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IAmA 25 year old male who has never had any sexual contact of any kind with another person. I have never had a girlfriend, never been kissed, never even hugged or held hands with someone amorously. AMAA. by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]chortlecakebaby 7 points8 points ago

Yes. Yes you may have done it. "but what really gives my soul a boner is cosmology". Something I will actually remember to say when asked about my interests!

I've seen a lot of crazy-ex girlfriend posts, here's my recent experience with a crazy ex boyfriend. by AshenMoonin funny

[–]chortlecakebaby -8 points-7 points ago

Wow! AshenMoon is a really great user name, see you soon babe.

Pull out the throwaways, what is something you know about your employer that would shock your clients? by devil-girlin AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 1 point2 points ago

You should delete that, Kateri Hunt.

A customer from my work wants to "help" me but it seems too good to be true. What would you do? by ella1993in AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 1 point2 points ago

I just read your previous post about prostituting with your friend's dad when you were 14. Have you changed your stance on "cash for sex" dealings?

TIL that dead people can also have orgasm. by manzarein todayilearned

[–]chortlecakebaby 1 point2 points ago

The 6 hour rule doesn't seem so crazy now does it?

IamA cook who's been doing it for almost 15 years and has seen some craaaaaazy shit. by RedDeath5in IAmA

[–]chortlecakebaby 2 points3 points ago

A++ ama. Would read again.

IAmA 25m without an asshole. AMA. by c1rcusin IAmA

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

If there was any hint that my ass was going the same way, I would infect myself with parasitic helminthes sooo fucking quick.

IAMA mom of a very obese 5yo child, AMA by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]chortlecakebaby 2 points3 points ago

White women workout

IAMA mom of a very obese 5yo child, AMA by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]chortlecakebaby 2 points3 points ago

Get her to eat yogurt with sugarfree granola. Yogurt, unlike milk, is filled with living bacteria that help us live healthy.

IAMA mom of a very obese 5yo child, AMA by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

Don't let her watch Spongebob for the love of The 7.

So I just found out one of my favorite Sci-Fi authors is a homophobic bigot. Reddit, what are some of your heroes that ended up being a disappointment? by ApocalypseWoodsmanin AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

Card fan here. By fan I mean someone who likes many of Card's books, not someone who is fanatical about the man himself. We all have our demons.

How long did it take you to realize you were in love with your SO? And how did you know it was love? by ILikeMyBlueEyesin AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 1 point2 points ago

Fuck

How long did it take you to realize you were in love with your SO? And how did you know it was love? by ILikeMyBlueEyesin AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 1 point2 points ago

Damn indeed.

I am 25 and I sleep with a teddy bear. What 'I am way to old for this' things do you do? by Augustinus_Fappusin AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

Multivitamins and others are so large because it makes you think they are doing more for you. Most of that pill is just binder and filler.

Hospital personnel: Have you ever witnessed a single-race couple deliver a mixed-race baby, indicating a cheating wife? What went down? by bekbekbekawin AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

My first reaction too. It is honestly comforting to know that he isn't spreading potato-filled-anus acceptance stateside.

IAMA Request: A non-celebrity who has dated a celebrity. by setsetin IAmA

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

But seriously, you presented some wonderful insight. Thanks!

IAMA Request: A non-celebrity who has dated a celebrity. by setsetin IAmA

[–]chortlecakebaby 1 point2 points ago

1 was your most insightful response, thank you.

IAMA Request: A non-celebrity who has dated a celebrity. by setsetin IAmA

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

Nicky?

Her laser pointer died... by Meleon330in pics

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

"I usually only take this out after class..."

I'm looking to lose weight but keep my money. by Laney67in Frugal

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

If you are actually pretty big, then running can hurt your knees and give you an excuse to give up. Might I suggest you get a bicycle? They are much more knee friendly.

Reddit, if you were going to live forever what would you spend the majority of your time doing? by Lemoninjain AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

Tuck Everlasting left me with the opposite sentiment.

What side jobs can I do to support myself so I can take a seasonal traveling bike tour guide job and leave my evil soul-sucking desk job? by dolphinsrapein AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

Check out the AMAs by phonesex workers. You can make quite a pretty penny.

I just realized that my daughter is a stuck up bitch. How do i punish her? by pretzelchipin AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby -13 points-12 points ago

the pretty girl who developed early at my middle school and was a bitch ended up fat, with a mustache, and ex convicts for boyfriends. You tell your daughter she's a bitch and give your son immunity for humiliating her at school for a few days.

WTF? by fuckingdykefromhellin AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

I don't like how you didn't upvote my continuation of intentionally useless advice to OP. But seriously OP, I felt the same way you do about mole. But that was before I just poked it with my finger and then licked it off. My god! Mole is fucking delicious! I have had so many burritos smoothered in it since then. Why does it matter that you are in Catholic school or that it talks to you? DM;EM (doesn't matter eat mole)

Do you use Water Bottles or do you drink tap water? by gayhusbandin AskReddit

[–]chortlecakebaby 0 points1 point ago

I live in los angeles and the water quality at the faucet is amazing. The department of water and power has cut down on chlorination and instead uses a high tech ozonation purification system.

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