For reference;

Yeah...my Dad doesn't really have an appropriate sense of humor. Actually, it's more than that. It's more like he just isn't an appropriate human being. You guys seem to like his Halloweening antics, so here's a few more stories:

1) One summer we went on holiday to China. We were doing touristy things in Tienanmen Square until my Dad spied a street sweeping vehicle. He jogs over to it and exclaims "Cool! I'm like that guy in front of the tanks! Take a picture!" in full view of a group of Chinese policemen. My Mom lied, shouting "Alright, I got the picture!" so my Dad jogged back, smiling and luckily nobody got sent to jail or kicked out of the country.

2) He was expelled from one of his high schools for lighting up a cigar in class. (I'm told this was the final straw in a long list of misdemeanors).

3) My Dad's side of the family is originally from the UK and he was asked by my aunt and uncle, who had emigrated to Japan and had a baby there, to register my cousin for British document stuff. Foolish mistake...my cousin was, according to the British Government, named "Led Zeppelin" for 5 years until my aunt and uncle found out and changed it.

4) In the early 90s when the Soviet Union had just split up, my Dad went out there on business with a few other colleagues. One night he went out exploring and didn't come back to the hotel. In the morning, he called the hotel and told his colleagues that he'd join them at the office meeting they were having................

He turned up wearing a full Russian Army officer's uniform. Boots, hat, winter coat, everything, even a Kalashnikov.

Apparently he'd met some soldiers at a bar and swapped his jeans (rare and fashionable because there were no jeans under Communism) for the uniform and the bar owner sold him a stripped down Kalashnikov hanging on the wall.

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