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The Greatest Sculpture on Earth. 18th Century. "ONE" Piece of Ivory. No mechanical tools. They said it took him his whole artistic lifetime to complete, 1 sculpture. by jonrain pics

[–]chaosmachine 0 points1 point ago

reposted on reddit, two weeks later: "hey reddit, look what my girlfriend made out of chocolate for my birthday!"

Reddit Atheists, we've raised over $6,000 for a college scholarship for Jessica Ahlquist... can you please chip in, too? by Mpromptuin atheism

[–]chaosmachine 4 points5 points ago* 

Balance: $9990

"You just made a payment of $10.00 USD"

Wanted to see a nice round number show up. ;)

Edit: New Balance: $10,055. Doh, guess I wasn't fast enough.

Ron Artest explains why god invented baby teeth... by chaosmachinein atheism

[–]chaosmachine[S] 0 points1 point ago

This video reminds me of an excellent David Foster Wallace quote:

"Americans revere athletic excellence, competitive success, and it's more than lip service we pay; we vote with our wallets. We'll pay large sums to watch a truly great athlete; we'll reward him with celebrity and adulation and will even go so far as to buy products and services he endorses.

But it's better for us not to know the kinds of sacrifices the professional-grade athlete has made to get so very good at one particular thing. Oh, we'll invoke lush cliches about the lonely heroism of Olympic athletes, the pain and analgesia of football, the early rising and hours of practice and restricted diets, the preflight celibacy, et cetera. But the actual facts of the sacrifices repel us when we see them: basketball geniuses who cannot read, sprinters who dope themselves, defensive tackles who shoot up with bovine hormones until they collapse or explode. We prefer not to consider closely the shockingly vapid and primitive comments uttered by athletes in postcontest interviews or to consider what impoverishments in one's mental life would allow people actually to think the way great athletes seem to think. Note the way "up close and personal" profiles of professional athletes strain so hard to find evidence of a rounded human life -- outside interests and activities, values beyond the sport. We ignore what's obvious, that most of this straining is farce. It's farce because the realities of top-level athletics today require an early and total commitment to one area of excellence. An ascetic focus. A subsumption of almost all other features of human life to one chosen talent and pursuit. A consent to live in a world that, like a child's world, is very small."

Whoa. Verizon dropped the $2 fee it imposed just yesterday. THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. by pentahelixin technology

[–]chaosmachine 4 points5 points ago

Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality...

Dell apologises for misleading graphics card buying advice - first spotted by Reddit by Abermikein technology

[–]chaosmachine 0 points1 point ago

Back in the bad old days of CRT monitors and VGA connectors, a shitty graphics card actually would have worse focus, particularly at higher refresh rates. I remember returning one particularly crappy GeForce 2 because at 85hz it was basically unreadable.

Obviously, with digital interfaces like DVI and HDMI this no longer applies.

What is the coolest thing your teacher have ever done? I´ll start... by iamMessin AskReddit

[–]chaosmachine 0 points1 point ago

Once, in my high school science class, the teacher (mid-30s, nice looking woman), decided to do some demonstration that required smoke and a balloon...

We didn't have a smoke machine... so, she asked the class if anyone had a cigarette. Sure enough, one of the jocks in the back tossed her a pack... she pulls one out, lights it up, takes a few puffs, then exhales the smoke into the balloon...!

Sadly, i don't really remember what the lesson was supposed to be, or what happened to the balloon. But any teacher cool enough to break several laws and risk getting fired for a class demonstration is pretty damn cool in my book.

Amazingly, no one ratted her out the administration, either.

The 100 highest rated products on Amazon. by topppin promos

[–]chaosmachine 0 points1 point ago

Neat idea, I'd love to know if this ad has positive ROI, I have some similar sites... :)

Morrowind/Skyrim Theme on the piano and violin. by KingPharaohin skyrim

[–]chaosmachine 6 points7 points ago

Clearly two people who don't spend all day playing Skyrim...

Forever A Whiterun Guard 2: "I'm the Thane of Whiterun" by oiezin gaming

[–]chaosmachine 9 points10 points ago

You can get that stuff back, it just gets put in a chest in the guard house.

My girlfriend made some mario themed cupcakes.. nailed it? by espen_fin gaming

[–]chaosmachine 13 points14 points ago

you have a bright future in roofing.

Dog in leaves by rspachin pics

[–]chaosmachine 7 points8 points ago

quality work, dude. the rounded base on the head is a nice touch.

I was born and raised in a cult until the age of 17. This is a painting I did of the Pastor and the congregation that I wanted to share. by filldoin atheism

[–]chaosmachine 3 points4 points ago* 

Burns: "I suggest you leave immediately"

Homer: "Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

Scumbag Starbucks: two holes, one bag by syngltrkmndin pics

[–]chaosmachine 1 point2 points ago

The Starbucks I go to does the same thing, except we have 3 holes and one bag. And yes, it's really one bag. They used to use 3, but according to the baristas, no one ever put the right thing in the right hole, so now it all just goes into the garbage.

Why do I trust you Reddit? by Evertorein pics

[–]chaosmachine 5 points6 points ago

MYTH BUSTED.

A great man has passed. by KrishanuARin reddit.com

[–]chaosmachine 11 points12 points ago

On the internet, we use punctuational-based symbols called "emoticons" to indicate whether we're entirely serious or not. ;)

A great man has passed. by KrishanuARin reddit.com

[–]chaosmachine 8 points9 points ago

Here's an interview with the "Lead researcher at the New York Stem Cell Foundation Laboratory", Dieter Egli:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15191866

Of course, he's doing the research on a Mac ;)

http://i.imgur.com/WmOIP.png

Looking for a Sci-Fi or Fantasy book? Follow this handy-dandy flow chart! by dork_digglerin reddit.com

[–]chaosmachine 85 points86 points ago

Also, if you'd like to see what Reddit recommends, I compiled this list of the best science fiction books according to Reddit.

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