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You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make? by legrollsin AskReddit

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Best TL;DR ever. Make that movie and I guarantee I'll be there opening night.

Important Correction about the "Douchebag Lawyer" by B0TTiGin WTF

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Dharma and Greg was a good show and all, but I'm not about to base my life around it.

Trolling Best Buy by stonned_golferin videos

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You can ask these people to leave, but we're not going to arrest anybody for wearing a blue polo shirt.

Haha best part.

What is most awkward "Halloween Costume Guess" you've ever gotten wrong. I'll start... by MadmanPoetin AskReddit

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Not sure if that means first one, or second one.

British Redditors: I love Top Gear, QI, and The Office. What are some other great shows that we Yanks should check out? by originalredditorin AskReddit

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The creator did an AMA about a week ago and said there won't be a 5th series but he is working on a longer special.

Do people truly realize how completely fucking strange everything is? by rg11389in AskReddit

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Just heard about this last night while reading an article in the newspaper. The article ended with "maybe he can use it to search for whatever happened to his career"

Hey Reddit, What are you currently using as your ringtone? by WeMeetAgainin AskReddit

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That song from the '80s: 'Day Bow Bow'

I have no idea what I just watched, but it was awesome. And probably NSFW. by Arreckin videos

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TIL...

I ran over a coffee cup, and this happened . . . by MojoJoshin WTF

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Clicked the comments hoping the top post was an Obama joke. Was not disappointed.

What's the most unintentionally offensive thing you've ever said to someone? I'll start. by Turn-n-Burnin AskReddit

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Unfortunately they made it all the way down in one piece.

FTFY. Evolution failed that day.

Whats the most embarrassing sexual experience you've had? I'll start... by hoboein AskReddit

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But, I now have trouble receiving a blowjob for fear of the elderly walking in on it.

I'm sorry but that's hilarious.

What's the most clever lyric you've heard? by catch10110in AskReddit

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And I don't wanna talk to a scientist.

Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed.

What is your worst masturbation story? I'm gonna go ahead and say [nsfw] by Easily_Sidetrackedin AskReddit

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I totally thought this was a girl from the "discovering myself" comment. Seriously what guy says that?

You're better off not knowing about holoprosencephaly by cdu5000in creepy

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That site is where nightmares are born.

You're better off not knowing about holoprosencephaly by cdu5000in creepy

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Do NOT do a Google Images search of holoprosencephaly unless you and your lunch want to meet again for a second date.

I should have listened...

What is the most inappropriate thought you've ever had? by Cajassin AskReddit

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Dude...you've put way too much thought into this fictional scenario (master plan).

What extremely controversial thing(s) do you honestly believe, but don't talk about to avoid the arguments? by Ntangin AskReddit

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The question asked for controversial opinions. Why don't you stop bitching because you don't agree with his opinion and actually contribute something to the discussion?

"someone noticed his insurance math test" by cdu5000in doodleordie

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You rock.

Left handed Redditors: what are some of the inconveniences or issues you face day to day in a society where right handedness is dominant? by [deleted]in AskReddit

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Failed cutting in kindergarten because they made me use right handed scissors. Do you know how hard it is to find a job with that shit on your record?

We need a way to delete chains. by ToasterAtheismin doodleordie

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There's a grease monkey script that let's you hide threads. I'm at work on my phone so I don't have a link for you, but check it out.

Hey Reddit, help Ken Jennings write his next book! What well-meaning things do parents tell their kids without any idea if they're actually true or not? by WatsonsBitchin AskReddit

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I was told eating the crust would make hair grow on your chest (I'm a guy...not sure if that would be the same for girls or not)

You have three wishes granted by a malevolent genie. He's going to try and turn whatever you wish for against you. What do you wish for? by Emorichin AskReddit

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If he is smart he will blow through the fucking as fast as possible so he can get to the third wish and be free (assuming he knows he will be set free with the third wish)

Good descriptions lead to good drawings. by cdu5000in doodleordie

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Exactly! Such a shitty caption to follow a great drawing.

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