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[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 0 points1 point ago

Third from the end? He sat up slightly and reached around behind with the camera.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 0 points1 point ago

They're thinner and patterned.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 1 point2 points ago

Nope, all hand-taken. If you're curious about a specific one I can, I dunno, draw a diagram or something. :P

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 0 points1 point ago

Flexibility / long arms? :D

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 0 points1 point ago

Baby.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 4 points5 points ago

Breastfed for a full year, actually. I was very fortunate. :)

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 2 points3 points ago

I was distracted by video games and the requests were kind of terrible.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 5 points6 points ago

But then there would have been nowhere to place our hat.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 2 points3 points ago

We're flexible I guess? None of them required too much contortion.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 14 points15 points ago

A few people did ask. Pregnancy.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 1 point2 points ago

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. I wasn't the one who did the color alterations. I am so sorry. D:

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 110 points111 points ago

Loud ones.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 17 points18 points ago

The Forever 21 accessory store! They're great, nice and thick and only like $6.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 2 points3 points ago

It was really cold. Not nearly as cold as where you're from though!

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 13 points14 points ago

Had a baby.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 15 points16 points ago

Both of us! It was difficult to aim the camera sometimes.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 65 points66 points ago

The vast majority, I'm fairly sure. You're welcome. :)

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 2 points3 points ago

Sure!

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 138 points139 points ago

Stretch marks from pregnancy.

[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. by captainAssHat4000in gonewild

[–]captainAssHat4000[S] 8 points9 points ago

32D

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[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest. (imgur.com)

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