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OFFICIAL VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT IDEAS THREAD by EatMoreFiberin shittyadvice

[–]calis -1 points0 points ago

Lifetime supply of Acyclovir.

LPT Request: $30 Shirt shrunk after washing, anyway to get it back to normal length? by eastyyin LifeProTips

[–]calis 3 points4 points ago

I am a fat guy. For the right incentive, I am available to squeeze into it and lay in the tub.

I was so excited when I found this at the shops today. It was only when i got it home I realised I had nothing to eat it on... by Aletheahin keto

[–]calis 3 points4 points ago

There is no spoon....

Should have used extra absorbent... by RHuizingin WTF

[–]calis 1 point2 points ago

Should have used Sponge Bob.

Ribeyes and Daisy Dukes by ashsimmondsin ketogonewild

[–]calis 1 point2 points ago

Damn, I would eat that! That is one delicious looking steak!

[NSV] - We have one of these at work ... by Banner_Freein keto

[–]calis 1 point2 points ago

Toss in a slice of lemon...whole new ballgame :)

My friend said Reddit would love this. Me in Kanchanaburi, Thailand by bernichiwain pics

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know tigers could get online. Sweet!

When I discovered porn.... by FraggotManin WTF

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

Was this before he was drummer for Nirvana?

My God... What is that... by woahmanitsmein WTF

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

No, Sally Struthers, that's my snacky cake!

oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! by 2flyin funny

[–]calis -1 points0 points ago

I also like to fill my bath tub with HCl just in case the cat gets curious.

Great fun!

homemade cigar box razor case by damfin0in wicked_edge

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

Well, I've stopped at a total of one antique store to look. It was even a little out of the way place, they told me that there was quite a demand for DE and straight razors. Maybe I'll manage to get to some other places, maybe a little more out of the way.

Found this at work today... by amuffinonpcpin funny

[–]calis -1 points0 points ago

Hey amuffinonpcp, you've been in the bathroom for over an hour! Lunch is over and other people need to go!

homemade cigar box razor case by damfin0in wicked_edge

[–]calis 1 point2 points ago

I've been thinking about doing this also...only problem is, all I have is one little Lord DE razor LOL. I'm afraid I'd have a nicer box than equipment.

So my housemate made the mistake of drunkenly confessing that when younger he'd killed a duck and has always felt awful about it... He definitely told the wrong person... by Malonikin funny

[–]calis 2 points3 points ago

I totally thought this was going to turn into one of those animal cruelty witch-hunt posts.

Thank you.

canada was luke warm today by rachellyne84in pics

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

The whole thing?

Breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood defunded by SigmaStigmain atheism

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

But cancer isn't real. Those tumors were placed there by Satan to tempt us into spending our money on scientific research.

The world's largest underwater cave. by jakeman3192in pics

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

I saw that movie...it sucked, even in 3D.

He does this every time I leave for work, and it breaks my heart. Every. Time. by superjakein funny

[–]calis -1 points0 points ago

Thank you so much for this.

Brooklyn mom updates Facebook page to show celebration....just after she abandoned her 2 toddler daughters on the street by mushpuppyin WTF

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

Stories like these make me simultaneously rage and want to cry. I simply cannot handle stories about kids being mistreated. I've seen a lot of IRL crude, nasty, and heartbreaking stuff in my day, but these stories really make me sick.

But scrolling down the page on /r/WTF is a pic of some people abusing a puppy....yes it is seriously old, but I'll bet that picture got more of a negative reaction when it was new than stories about these kids.

Total priority fail, people.

Why didn't r/aww like my son? It's only medicine. by poo_smudgein WTF

[–]calis 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps /r/zombies would like it too.

LPT: How to stop wondering if you locked the door. by MelkorDCLXVIin LifeProTips

[–]calis 1 point2 points ago

Just locked the door....definitely...definitely locked the door.

She needs to be thrown off a roof too. by ultramadscientiin WTF

[–]calis -19 points-18 points ago

Sounds like she got fair warning to not put the cat in her room. Sure it is less than awesome that she killed a kitten, but she was warned.

I ordered some of that low-carb pizza crust mix. by calisin keto

[–]calis[S] 0 points1 point ago

I ordered the pizza and bagel flour also..haven't tried it yet. The package says I can use it ounce for ounce for regular flour....I plan on trying biscuits with it.

BEFORE - Bought a smoker for my Keto protein. Giving it a first go with beef brisket, turkey breast, and wings with hickory smoke. by china_riderin keto

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

Yup

[FP] AFTER - Smoked brisket and turkey breast. The chicken wings did not last until the picture. by china_riderin keto

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

We call that bark.

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