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Inserting/Creating rows based on a cell's content (year ranges) by burt_flaxtonin excel

[–]burt_flaxton[S] 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Thank you so much.

You have saved me so much time. May the Gods be ever in your favor.

Inserting/Creating rows based on a cell's content (year ranges) by burt_flaxtonin excel

[–]burt_flaxton[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sure, that would be great, but I can do that manually after as long as I get the values I need.

Cryptic Tats (MIC) by seconddealerin GirlswithGlasses

[–]burt_flaxton 7 points8 points ago

How big of a moron do you have to be to think this is actually the girl posting pictures of herself...

I am usually not an asshole like this... but cmon.

If you are seriously this ignorant then I bet there are hundreds of local girls waiting to chat with you and you just won a free iphone.

Shotgun Fail by citidelain gifs

[–]burt_flaxton 1 point2 points ago

It is natural selection. So, you are actually correct-- no one can opt out.

Aerial view of Hobbiton, part of 'The Hobbit' film set, in Matamata, Waikato, New Zealand by DrJulianBashirin movies

[–]burt_flaxton 0 points1 point ago

I have lived there for ages. It kinda stinks...

Prison inmates save guard's life by reposts_old_stuffin videos

[–]burt_flaxton 0 points1 point ago

TIL Australia is just like Texas in some aspects.

Aerial view of Hobbiton, part of 'The Hobbit' film set, in Matamata, Waikato, New Zealand by DrJulianBashirin movies

[–]burt_flaxton 17 points18 points ago

I wanna go to the Fuck Borough, anyone down?

Multiple websites - How do I get separate login pages? by z2x2in Magento

[–]burt_flaxton 1 point2 points ago

Glad you solved the issue, and glad you came back here to post the solution. As developers we must continue to do this for each other.

Site with 300k products - anyone know of anything like Magmi for exporting? by scrimsimsin Magento

[–]burt_flaxton 0 points1 point ago

This is the single most powerful tool for any large Magento shop. I have multiple clients on the single license and I personally have one server license for my server environment I use to build and launch new sites. BEAST!

Grotesque H&M poster vandalised with a photoshop toolbar [xpost from r/unitedkingdom] by scousethrowawayin Anarchism

[–]burt_flaxton 0 points1 point ago

ON NO PPL ARE ADVERTISING FALSEHOODS TO ME! WHATEVER WILL I DO?

Dmt: Carefully crafted insanity. by Laurence_of_a_Labiain Drugs

[–]burt_flaxton 0 points1 point ago

Chapel Perilous

TIP for cleaner and more appealing Dollar Bills. by MissJillin lifehacks

[–]burt_flaxton 0 points1 point ago

You can take $20 worth of cocaine bought on the street corner and a teaspoon or so of baking soda and make about 6-7 $5 or $10 dollar rocks in your own freezer. Truthfully, this is the only reason crack is so prevalent in the poorer communities. You have someone that goes to the middle class community, buys $20 worth of coke and becomes a drug dealer over night. Free-basing cocaine is slightly different process of using ammonia to separate some shit in the coke. Basically the same process, you just don't freeze the solution and you instead smoke the base of the cocaine, not a crack rock. It is what crack heads that don't want to call themselves crack heads smoke.

TIP for cleaner and more appealing Dollar Bills. by MissJillin lifehacks

[–]burt_flaxton 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, that will not save you money.

TIP for cleaner and more appealing Dollar Bills. by MissJillin lifehacks

[–]burt_flaxton 1 point2 points ago

No, you make crack from cocaine.

TIP for cleaner and more appealing Dollar Bills. by MissJillin lifehacks

[–]burt_flaxton 32 points33 points ago

Crack is not on dollar bills... It is cocaine that is on dollar bills. Crack is what people that don't have money smoke. Cocaine is what people with money do.

help with salvia divinorum? by benteaguein askdrugs

[–]burt_flaxton 2 points3 points ago

Saying it is a "shit drug" is just silly. If you are looking for drugs, Salvia might not be for you either my friend. If you are looking for an experience then Salvia might be for you.

kayley cuoco by jack_wickoin pics

[–]burt_flaxton 0 points1 point ago

Have you eve gone outside and looked at a real person before?

help with salvia divinorum? by benteaguein askdrugs

[–]burt_flaxton 11 points12 points ago

DO NOT SMOKE SALVIA IT IS NOT FOR YOU!

Seriously man... you need to break down your boundaries before you try this. There is no such things as a gateway drug. Everything in life is an experience. You do not start climbing mountains with Mt Everest. No need to get an ounce of that shit either... Once you do Salvia, if you did it right... you will not want to do it for a while because of the mind-blowing experience you had. It also is not something you can do back to back and expect to get the same experience. You should wait at least an hour before attempting another trip, I recommend you limit this to once a day at most though. You should 100% have someone with you when you do this though. Do not expect the experience to last more than 5-10 minutes if that.

Take one hit, hold it in until... yep... till you wake up 5 minutes later and start to realize you are the universe experiencing itself.

Scumbag /r/askdrugs - Says don't do Salvia. Tells you how to do Salvia.

Also, since you are looking into doing something that is legal...

DO NOT SMOKE K2!

I cannot stress this enough. Sure, some people have had great experiences on K2, but I had a seizure and 3 week headache. I have smoked weed pretty much every day of my life for almost 15 years. I have done lsd, shrooms, mescaline, peyote, meth, coke, heroin, special k, smoked crack, and a number of other things that would pointless to mention to you... but that K2 almost ended me. I have 3 kids and a wonderful wife, and just because my buddy couldn't smoke weed for a piss test-- I smoked a bowl of his K2 with him. Never again!

That was 2 years ago, now I am fine. The only long term effect was...

I have a 27 digit password I have used for years. It took me almost a month after the K2 episode before I was able to type the password in one set of keystrokes. Right after the K2 I would be in the middle of typing the pw and forget what I had typed. Things like that continued to happen for a few weeks... Fuck that shit.

TL;DR I am not a caribou

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