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IamA Hollywood film director (Killer Joe, The Exorcist, French Connection). I'm William Friedkin. AMA. by IAmWilliamFriedkinin IAmA

[–]brat1979 0 points1 point ago

I second this question. Bug is one of the most memorable films I've ever seen. I saw it without knowing anything about it at all, and it was awesome. Thanks, Mr. Friedkin, for that one. I had nightmares for a while.

How many days could you survive in the Zombie Apocalypse? - Gamquistu - Xpost from r/funny by MuffinPurperGurkin zombies

[–]brat1979 0 points1 point ago

368 days. I was genuinely shocked at this game's generosity.

Found a new munchies treat for the husbENT... by SparxDin trees

[–]brat1979 2 points3 points ago

here they are for 99¢ each!

What's your favorite Homer Simpson quote? by Nkliphin AskReddit

[–]brat1979 0 points1 point ago

I have 2.

Marge: "You listen to your friends, but you never listen to me!" Homer: "Hey, that's great!"

and

"Marge, it's uter-US, not uter-YOU!"

Fellow females, I have a question about weddings! (Mostly for nonreligious women with Christian family/friends) by KTcubein AskWomen

[–]brat1979 10 points11 points ago

I wore white because I figured I would shock my husband-to-be by going full-on bridal. (Sidenote: he was shocked). It was fun to dress up in a big white dress with a veil, although I wore silver chucks instead of fancy heels. I wasn't a virgin before I got married, and I didn't feel weird at all wearing a white dress.

Truth be told, sanderyan is right--you can wear whatever the hell you want on the big day because it's YOUR wedding. Here's a tip though: when you try on THE dress, you'll know it's the one because you won't want to take it off.

What all do you use White Vinegar for? by Gin_Intoxicin Frugal

[–]brat1979 2 points3 points ago

I love the word "totters". My mom used to use it.

So...Megan is never going to get a gig, will she? by Negro_Napoleonin madmen

[–]brat1979 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, but it will certainly be interesting to see. Both options have compelling storylines to me.

One one hand, she could get a part, and actually become somewhat successful and have that lead to interesting issues in her marriage. And Bettye! Can you imagine how crazy she would get if Don's new wife becomes this famous actress?

One the other hand, your idea that she won't get a gig is probably more likely. She'll probably grow to be dependent on Don, become dissatisfied, but I don't think she would just sit around and sulk like Betty. Maybe she'd go back to Sterling Cooper?

My wife got to bottle feed a lion cub down in Cabo by mikem004in aww

[–]brat1979 0 points1 point ago

Where did you guys go to do this? We're going to Cabo next year and I'd love to do this!

A glorious feast from Giordanos. by Langfe88in food

[–]brat1979 -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit that looks good.

My uncle is UP by Methenasin AnythingGoesPics

[–]brat1979 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that is a SPOT ON likeness!

Reddit, can you help? I helped 3 scared Ukrainian teens get onto a Greyhound bus in NYC, can you help make sure they arrive in North Carolina? by madethisnameforthisin self

[–]brat1979 8 points9 points ago

I can't help at all, but I just wanted to say I think you're a really nice person for helping them!

[Request] Help me out with a brief (socio)linguistic survey on the word "y'all". by anadelphin Favors

[–]brat1979 1 point2 points ago

I'm Texan and I can confirm this. Examples:

"Y'all's front tire is low."

"Y'all's new place is so big!"

"Y'all's dog is so cute!"

...and so on.

How old are our Redditors? by zegelain AskReddit

[–]brat1979 0 points1 point ago

32, born in '79. I like to joke about how I was born in the 70's while my husband pretends not to know me.

How old are our Redditors? by zegelain AskReddit

[–]brat1979 0 points1 point ago

You know, I felt the same way. My late 20's crept up on me, and before I knew it I was 29 and was like "Oh holy shit, 1 more year and then I'm OLD!"

But I was pleasantly surprised to find 30 kind of liberating. My crazy 20's were behind me, I had a good job, was in a stable relationship, and just felt good about not being a kid anymore. I hope turning 30 is as auspicious for you as it was for me!

Carnage - 2011 [1171x1600] by RedPaperTowelsin MoviePosterPorn

[–]brat1979 -1 points0 points ago

Sure, what happened to Sharon Tate was horrendous. It could certainly have destabilized him. It doesn't excuse raping a child, but it could certainly destabilize someone who was already unstable, even if the events were over a decade apart.

The man never paid for his crime, has been living abroad in Europe for the past several decades, has won numerous awards, and is still able to make films. I can concede he is a talented filmmaker, but even if the academy did have some sort of Polanksi-embargo going on (which they don't), I wouldn't think they were "absurd" for picking on the child-rapist by not giving him some pretentious award.

Carnage - 2011 [1171x1600] by RedPaperTowelsin MoviePosterPorn

[–]brat1979 -1 points0 points ago

Also, the fact that he won an Oscar 10 years ago notwithstanding, I can understand why an organization wouldn't want to endorse a man who drugged, raped, and sodomized a 13 year old girl. I wouldn't necessarily call that "absurd".

Do you guys know anyone who constantly makes up bullshit? If so, what are some of their most absurd lies? by jpagel1in AskReddit

[–]brat1979 0 points1 point ago

I had a friend years ago--J.P.-- who dated one of my good friends for a while. He was kind of a dopey loser, lived with his mom, couldn't keep a job, and smoked pot everyday, but he was a nice guy (seemingly), and so I was happy that he had finally found a chick that was into him.

His girlfriend, my friend, and I would carpool to work. One morning, she was telling me about J.P., and we were gossiping like girls sometimes do. And she said, "It's weird though, he never lets me into his house."

And I said, "Well yeah, he must feel pretty awkward living with his mom and everything."

Long story short, my idiot friend had fabricated this nonexistent room mate named "Jason" the entire 3 months they were together, and when she found out she got super pissed and dumped him on his birthday.

I felt bad at first, but then I found out that JP had been sneaking drinks on my tab at the bar, and spreading lies about me to our other friends. So fuck that guy.

I still see him from time to time. He's 29 now, and still doing the exact same shit.

Was Joan being sincere in her words to Peggy? by UltravioletLemonin madmen

[–]brat1979 9 points10 points ago

I really love their relationship now too! I think they are becoming friendlier, and that they have a great mutual respect for each other.

I didn't even take Joan's "You might even want to go shopping comment" as a dig--I took it more as "Girl, you might get proposed to tonight, go spring for a new dress!" kind of comment. I thought it was cute.

Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? by ohgoshwheretobeginin AskReddit

[–]brat1979 1 point2 points ago

This sounds like autoerotic asphyxiation. I think that's how you spell it.

Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? by ohgoshwheretobeginin AskReddit

[–]brat1979 18 points19 points ago

In a lot of states it's perfectly legal for real first cousins to marry. Step cousins? Apart from your parents getting a little butt-hurt over their perceived weirdness of it, it's actually not that bad.

When people find out that I'm gay they always ask "when did you know you were gay?" This is a question that I truly despise. What seemingly innocent questions make your blood boil? by jlesnickin AskReddit

[–]brat1979 6 points7 points ago

I'm deaf in one ear. I have to tell people this a lot, because a lot of times someone will try to talk to me, and I can't hear them. So it goes like this:

Me: Sorry, I didn't hear you, I'm deaf in my right ear. What did you say?

Ass-turd: What?

Me: I said I couldn't hear you--what'd you say?

Ass-turd (now laughing): What?

I refuse to be speak to anyone again once they've pulled that shit with me.

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