On the reverse, I worked taking customer complains for North American support as part of my work (Shout out to TSC for keeping me sane). Many people believed hackers where in their computers (their words, not mine). Even after 3 formats, FDISKS, and never plugging the computer in to the internet there after. Finally I made my own script, after getting 3 of these calls in less than a month. "Ok I have a few questions before we proceed:

1. Are you famous?

(no)

1. Are you very rich? I means at least 2 million in the bank at this time?

(no)

1. Have you purposely gone online and antagonized an individual or group, calling them out or saying you are unhackable?

(no)

Then you are not under attack and I can say with some certainty you never were.

(why?)

Because, simply, you are not important enough. You are not worth picking on, and you have not let anyone know of your presence. Hackers, or anyone that wants a challenge, would not care about your family photos or your few hundred dollars in your bank account. Unless you wave a big red flag, no one would know you existed. You do not matter enough to be a threat or a challenge. At this time, if you still believe you are being "hacked" I can supply you with the CIA or FBI websites or hotlines. This is more of a matter for them, rather than your OEM anyhow. Please follow through with them, but do not call back, there is nothing we can do for you as tech support.

I used it about 5 times in 2 years. You should see the faces of the other Mentor/Case Manager/Techs that overheard me say this...

TLDR: Called people out for being delusional, Feels good man.