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Lawyers, what cases are you sorry you won? by navysilkin AskReddit

[–]bondbenz007 -1 points0 points ago

Arrested Development lawl

TIL that taxonomically, modern-day birds aren't just descended from dinosaurs, but are considered to BE dinosaurs. by gilthonielin todayilearned

[–]bondbenz007 -1 points0 points ago

Technically, this isn't true. Birds are part of the sub-class Aves, which although has a linear decent relation to dinosaurs and is related to them, they are not considered to be dinos. They show their own form of divergent evolution separate from dinos, and therefore cannot be called dinosaurs. In addition, today's phylogeny trees are more based off of DNA and molecular structure than taxonomy.

Hey you college ents! by MrHobanWashburnein trees

[–]bondbenz007 2 points3 points ago

My last final was yesterday, after 4 in a row in 2 days. I got to a solid [7] last night for the first time in a long time. I woke up at 2 PM and seriously thought it was 9AM. Finals fuck you up, man.

Frankie Burns a dude by [deleted]in funny

[–]bondbenz007 -14 points-13 points ago

Malcolm. lawl

I GOT A MESSAGE 4 GAYS by SKWEEZY_JIBBSin videos

[–]bondbenz007 2 points3 points ago

Wait, you swore at the age of 5??

Its my cakeday, any love for my Toyota? by talkinghamsterin cars

[–]bondbenz007 1 point2 points ago

Audis now all have eyebrow/halo lights

Was doing some shopping when I spotted this delectable item: by bondbenz007in WTF

[–]bondbenz007[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes, delicious vagina salmon

Announcing our first official r/Eldertrees giveaway! by RastaMomin eldertrees

[–]bondbenz007 1 point2 points ago

[2,3,7] I have always wanted a nice Sherlock pipe after smoking a terrible one for a Halloween costume. Also, who wouldn't want rage face stickers?

This is all I could think about during my final exam... by Jackstickin funny

[–]bondbenz007 1 point2 points ago

Seriously! Trying to write your Bio final on a desk space smaller than your paper is like using a scalpel to cut off a whale's fin.

Cola in Nepal by secret_tiger101in pics

[–]bondbenz007 0 points1 point ago

I like how so many other countries reuse their glass bottles. I remember sitting in Mexico drinking a coke from an old glass and thinking how many other people have also enjoyed a coke from the same glass.

My $600 RWD 5 Speed Manual Wagon! by noobidiotin cars

[–]bondbenz007 0 points1 point ago

It's a fantastic car. I have an '88 240 with over 230k miles and it's still kickin' like mad. They're safe, cheap, and totally fun to drive.

5 bowls later and this asshole still isn't funny by JeeeezImPalein trees

[–]bondbenz007 1 point2 points ago

In all honesty, he still has a few funny bits here and there.

Men of reddit, 17 years old asking for help (women are welcome too) by Sep2311in AskReddit

[–]bondbenz007 0 points1 point ago

It actually really helps to put your jeans in a bag, then freeze them overnight. As long as there are no visible stains, freezing them will eliminate any bad odor by killing the bacteria.

I'm sure some of you ents agree by I_need_a_showerin trees

[–]bondbenz007 1 point2 points ago

DMT is the deepest, most thought provoking drug I have ever used, and encourage those brave souls who need spiritual uplifting to go on a DMT journey.

What vehicle would make the best starting point for a Zombie Preparedness vehicle? by GrillBearsin cars

[–]bondbenz007 1 point2 points ago

Which would also do well as a snowplow in the winter!

What rules were created just because of you? by ScarletFin AskReddit

[–]bondbenz007 6 points7 points ago

You should lay low for awhile Brick, because you're probably wanted for murder...

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