Stare-Dad and A Strange Lady

conscientious_object · 11 months

At a news years party at the beginning of 07. I was waiting for the washroom for like 15 minutes. Some mega drunk girl walks out and glances at me. Then stops, looks me up and down, snaps her fingers and goes "Perfect! You single?" And I was.

She takes me down stairs, thrusts me in front of her very cute friend and says, "Here Derpette, I found a cute single one after all." She then hands her an unopened bottle of cheap champagne and says, "Now talk a bit cause you gotta make out in 15 (midnight) and hump in an hour".

And drunk-girl's timing was was right on the money.

Brosanity · 1 year

In Canada, you get charged if you even think about your phone. Like right there I just payed 5 cents.

fesk · 1 year

I watch a woman breast feed her baby from both sides, put the kid down, and with here tits still swingin' free she does a biiiiiiggggg stretch, looks around to see who's looking and then pops them back in her shirt.

fesk · 1 year

On a flight from Cairo to JFK in the early 90's, I was like 10. Three middle-eastern buisnessmen sat behind me, but behind them was the bulkhead so they couldn't recline their seats for the 14 hour flight.

So, they decided to get drunk. I was falling in and out of sleep, but whenever the flight attendant came by one of them kicked my seat so I woke up. They started by getting hammered, then sexaully harrasing the flight attended in Arabic, then passing out for a few hours, and finally one of them puked on himself and ran to the washroom.

boblikestrucks · 1 year

well she was 10 pounds of boobs.

I like 115 in bat-shit-crazy.

ImZapRowsdower · 1 year

lol, made the same mistake, with "menage a trois".

Translated from french, it means "to manage three"

I said it in the car with my parents. My dad just laughed and explained what it was, then laughed even harder when nearly vomited.

Mom? Mom just sat there...

afrael · 1 year

Holy Shit! My FFFFUUUUUUUDGE made it in!

OsakaWilson · 1 year

2 or 3 a week
10 - 15, i would tap on the back of my hand without looking at it and then blow on it. This actually stopped working my dreams have become so vivid.

The most important thing to do is keep a dream journal. I have a Google Docs account for it, that i dont let anyone read. You will feel really goofy doing it, but its the best way to get you remembering your dreams.

Also, one technique that helped me was when you wake up, make a bullet point list of three events your remember in your dream. Lay still and make your list and go over it each time, viusalising the memory in your mind's eye. Then after an hour or so after you get up, write it down. Not only will this help you remember details and the "feeling" of being in that place, but you'll start to remember more and more about your dream, which is what this is all about.

I did this for 4 night before i had my first LD and unless I've had sugar before bed I remember my dreams everynight now.

boblikestrucks · 1 year

LOL, I didn't even think of that. Ya got me!

ninjaspy123 · 1 year

Romeo Dallaire - Canadian war hero
Lester B. Pearson - Best Prime Minister to date, all around bad ass
Steve Pasjak - Inventor of the 12 pack beer case

boblikestrucks · 1 year

Wow! I can't believe this made it to the front page.

THANKS REDDIT! LIFE COMPLETE!

boblikestrucks

TROPHY CASE

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