Fuck you Orville Redenbacher!

FlyingOctopussy · 2012-05-25T06:35:37.049163+00:00

"Don't handle from this end"

Not the first time I've disobeyed that order.

Scopolamina · 2012-05-25T05:16:35.292435+00:00

DAT CRT!

ooglethorp · 2012-05-25T02:12:24.303812+00:00

I don't mind it at all. I mean, if guys didn't appreciate their package, humanity would die out, so there's some value in that alone.

ooglethorp · 2012-05-25T02:11:23.124422+00:00

No, but guys writing odes to their junk tend to be labeled as self-worshiping dickhats pretty fast?

ooglethorp · 1 day

I don't know about where you're from, but in my end of the world, people tend to get offended when guys produce unsolicited worship of their own junk. I know, when women do it it's natural, and that's okay. I'm just saying, I can think of people who might consider it the same issue.

ooglethorp · 1 day

Adjust that text to fit male sex organs and you've got your answer.

mayonesa · 1 day

Look Fucking At Hipster?

nimoov · 1 day

Yahoo? Really?

DDG is gold since the bang syntax basically makes it double as Google. I don't see why you'd ever need to replace that.

Sailer · 1 day

Thousands of hours in the making

Simple and standardized UI

Runs well on low resource machines

Lots of software

Market penetration

I would've thought you were talking about Debian. I'm not saying I don't like Android. I enjoy it on my tablet. But on something I may never need a GUI on, I really don't feel like it's the right choice.

Sailer · 1 day

Because I'd like a full OS.

Sailer · 1 day

That all sounds great.

So the only reason to pick that over real Linux is that the Google backing that somehow makes it better?

Imphillamarr · 2 days

(on the off chance you're still keeping an eye on this thread)

I don't really know how to make this a question but thank you for your work on VtM: Bloodlines. It's one of few games I could just watch and - on merit of its plot and voice acting alone - enjoy every bit as much as a movie.

Micoha · 2 days

We're all upvoting this because you're totally not talking about us but about all the others who of course are idiots.

KAPT_Kipper · 2 days

Moore's law ain't dead!

Sailer · 2 days

Why Android?

patbackk · 3 days

You know how we always make fun of quiver posts with a "how you gon' ride all those at once"? Yeah, I just saw a guy rolling through Montreal carrying 2 boards.

I guess I just learned something.

feedmegrapes · 4 days

Why is she skinny? I thought she was the constant example of "real woman" fat girls use on facebook?

chvz · 4 days

Amen. And while we're at it, let's start taking liberties with implementations of other communication protocols like HTTP.

After all, who really cares if you meant google.com or yahoo.com, right?

toolisfortools · 5 days

That is true. And a lot of people on this sub belong in the latter category.

But I think you're mixing up "dweebs on the internet" and people who are just borderline retarded and will laugh at whatever 9gag shoves down their throat.

grayaus · 5 days

This fall... in a theatre near you!...

GODWIN'S LAW 2.0: Calling people on the internet paedophiles.

noideawhatamdoing · 5 days

What a stupid thing to say.

The only thing a heart does is circulate blood, so if you must use it as a verb, the one thing you actually can "heart" is blood.

toolisfortools · 5 days

People mocking hipsters tend to be hipsters.

So yeah, this place would pretty much be it.

WitchDr · 6 days

I need to meet this guy.

Julian702 · 6 days

I imagine it's like teaching a third grader HTML: They don't quite know what's going on, but they know it's big.

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