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Israeli soldiers seen standing by as settlers use live fire against Palestinians by syukin worldnews

[–]bante 4 points5 points ago

It's not countries being dicks about pieces of land, it's desperate people trying to live in their homes.

Israeli soldiers seen standing by as settlers use live fire against Palestinians by syukin worldnews

[–]bante 33 points34 points ago

When they were being kicked out of their homes.

AMA request: Someone who was unknowingly put on a porn site by their Ex/SO. by hidalgonein IAmA

[–]bante 272 points273 points ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for amateurs, I can tell you I don't have any amateur porn. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you remove my female friends nudie pics now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look at them, I will not masturbate to them. But if you don't, I will find them, I will look at them, and I will tell her friends about them.

I just caught my housemate stealing from me on video, what should i do? by whatshouldido2012in AskReddit

[–]bante 2 points3 points ago

The full version goes "Slip Slop Slap, skin cancer is a bastard."

I just caught my housemate stealing from me on video, what should i do? by whatshouldido2012in AskReddit

[–]bante 161 points162 points ago

Slip Slop Slap, mate.

Japanese whalers set out to kill 260 whales for ‘scientific research’ by maxwellhillin worldnews

[–]bante -2 points-1 points ago

Look I don't like whaling, and I generally support those anti-whaling protestors (even the crazy ones), but what you just said is retarded and you do harm to the cause by saying stuff like that.

Question to Straight Guys. by mossner1992in AskReddit

[–]bante 1 point2 points ago

Dude, a lot of gay people have dicks, that comment is in pretty poor taste.

Would censorship still be necessary if a man's nipples were cut and pasted on a picture of a woman's breats? by ClownsInJumpsuitsin AskReddit

[–]bante 4 points5 points ago

Only if you get a bit of chest hair along with them.

Men of Reddit, Whats the most petty reason you stopped liking a girl by Idealist_In_Trainingin AskReddit

[–]bante -13 points-12 points ago

Dear you, stop saying "dodged a bullet". It's becoming "le" and "a scholar and a gentleman" and all those other sayings that Reddit seems to keep stabbing my vulnerable mind with.

Yes, I could just ignore you and this turbulent stream of rage lapping at the shoreline of my composure. But no, I must complain and let everyone know that I don't like this saying.

Thankyou for listening.

How do you deal with a bad day? by ant6190in AskReddit

[–]bante 0 points1 point ago

I slouch and keep muttering that I hate my life.

False Advertisement by carlos118in funny

[–]bante 319 points320 points ago

This is mean.

Non US Redditors: What are some weird things that us Americans do? by joeyda3rdin AskReddit

[–]bante 1 point2 points ago

Man, I noticed your comment duck below 100 to 99, so I upvoted even though I found it boring as hell.

3 guys jumped me for my laptop tonight. I'm just glad I know how to defend myself. by [deleted]in pics

[–]bante 18 points19 points ago

I'd guess you and AmrcnXroads_Donor.

My girlfriend doesn't believe the moon landing happened. How do I look past this? by precociouslilscampin AskReddit

[–]bante -6 points-5 points ago

THIS IS NOW A CHRISTIAN BASHING THREAD!

I'm a nervous guy, I want to ask this girl out but would it be weird? by notneededthrowawayin AskReddit

[–]bante 0 points1 point ago

Man, you just avoided a massive brow furrowing. Thanks!

And you did the right thing, well done.

I'm a nervous guy, I want to ask this girl out but would it be weird? by notneededthrowawayin AskReddit

[–]bante 0 points1 point ago

I swear, if you don't update us with how it went (especially if it was humiliating), I'm going to furrow my brow so fucking hard.

My wife is currently at my house, having sex with her ex-boyfriend. What should I do? by TopherJenkinsin AskReddit

[–]bante 389 points390 points ago

I have had the feeling lately that Reddit has become a place where evil geniuses hang out. You have added to this feeling.

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