Microsoft pulling free development tools for Windows 8 desktop apps, only lets you ride the Metro for free

linucs · 2012-05-25T06:33:08.329077+00:00

Maybe a Queen's duck? MS loves those.

roastedbagel · 1 day

Why are you on my lawn?

I want to have sex with your garden gnome. Don't be frightened.

nimoov · 1 day

Should have Googled for instructions.

ienjoypooping · 2 days

Random periods?

Menopausal phone.

Proud_Denzel · 5 days

108: Nutritious trends for the 21st century

109: Whole wheat bread

110: Layered vegetable salad jello etc etc

Then...

111: Advert with huge burger

112: Deliciously thick sliced bacon

113: Mayo

Proud_Denzel · 6 days

But stop on pages 109 to 112 to see abject cruelty in action.

hatfielddee1 · 7 days

Him? He's too busy dancing like a coked-up monkey.

hatfielddee1 · 7 days

MS should speed up the ads so they play through before the watcher has time to react. They could call them BlipVerts.

At least it'd be less creepy than this.

alllie · 8 days

American beer though. Do you guys have Coopers over there?

LinkBoyJT · 9 days

Wrap it in bacon then.

espwhat · 11 days

Just a generic Chinese laptop bought from DHGate or AliExpress. Pick the components and spec you want, then have it delivered at a fraction of the price you'd pay by the time a box-shifter puts their badge on it.

geekchic · 11 days

Scary perhaps, but the conditions they left behind were challenging too. Tom Keneally's The Commonwealth of Thieves is a good read on the subject. I'm looking forward to seeing how it ends...

http://www.smh.com.au/news/book-reviews/the-commonwealth-of-thieves/2005/10/14/1128796697387.html

Illpackallama · 12 days

But there were no reported US casualties overnight, just the 14 civilians a couple of days ago and the woman, two young boys and three girls on Friday.

Will you be putting them in the remembrance sub?

Thinkyt · 12 days

Look at the downvotes on this http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tjiv5/siri_whats_the_best_smartphone_ever/c4n6w3e.

It's very clear somebody doesn't want it suggested, let alone discussed.

Thinkyt · 12 days

Marketing.

Thinkyt · 12 days

Microsoft/Burson Marsteller employees.

This is part of a bigger marketing campaign.

Thinkyt · 12 days

Siri's Wolfram Alpha everywhere.

And really, it's sort of sad that Microsoft has to game everything, even search engines, instead of making desirable products.

nyfish1992 · 17 days

Had idea for reddit karma.

More like "Had idea for astroturfing dumb movie."

J_Sparky · 17 days

From what I've heard, that's exactly what he does. In the showers after the game.

J_Sparky · 17 days

There's a very good reason rugby -players are called bum-sniffers.

Kokosnussi · 18 days

This one's a lot more fun than the Melbourne version http://www.birdsvilleraces.com/. Make sure you find somebody with a ute to take you to a B&S while you're out there.