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The truth about gamer girls by ZNauZin gaming

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

TIL casual girl gamers cannot exist.

The truth about gamer girls by ZNauZin gaming

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

Gasp! How dare the females have boyfriends already! Don't they know they are supposed to be sexually available 24/7?!?!

I just wanted to share something regarding the "overweight people aren't healthy" thing happening recently by LadyNuringtonin TwoXChromosomes

[–]aspmaster -6 points-5 points ago

OH NO! MY PRECIOUS INTERNET POINTS!

I just wanted to share something regarding the "overweight people aren't healthy" thing happening recently by LadyNuringtonin TwoXChromosomes

[–]aspmaster -4 points-3 points ago

Uh, thanks for admitting that you downvoted something just because you don't agree with it.

Obesity is, by medical definition, unhealthy. Sure, that doesn't make fat-shaming okay, but it's still true.

My dad knows my favorite food in the world is Mac & Cheese.. and just sent me this. I thought I'd share with you all. by Minifig81in food

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

It's in a different subreddit anyway.

So I wouldn't call it a repost at all.

Do the police in your country scare you? by caykkin AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

The LAPD is extremely useless.

In my experience they don't seem aggressive, but fuck yes I would be scared for my life if they had to handle a situation in which I was in danger.

What is the most frowned-upon thing that isn't technically illegal? by You_cowardin AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

I think the majority of California's population is probably south of Santa Cruz.

I am in no way an artist but I drew this a while ago. It shows exactly how I feel most of the time... Thought I would share with you guys. by Humbug244in depression

[–]aspmaster 1 point2 points ago

If you're not an artist, then my artistic level is way in the negatives.

Mens' (and some womens') "the vagina is gross" mentality. Can we discuss this? by watgur1in TwoXChromosomes

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

But are they magically delicious?

"Thou which fits, shall sits" Kitty 3:16 by Stephen_W_Hawkingin funny

[–]aspmaster 1 point2 points ago

I named one of my cats after Miffy :3

I was just told 'alcohol weakens glass,' by a salesman. What's the most ridiculous thing a salesman told you. by schlitz100in AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

Dingle_hopper wasn't saying La Senza was good at fitting...

Who takes anti-depressants? by atta_girlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

Ehhhh, I like the optimistic sentiment, but after a while it's really easy to give up.

Personally, the various side effects were fucking up my life and after like a dozen different pills/combinations thereof, I was just completely disillusioned with trying any more.

Who says redheads can't wear red lipstick? by CatHydrologistin lookoftheday

[–]aspmaster 1 point2 points ago

Wow. Rad cupid's bow.

This really makes me wish my hair would hurry up and get longer so I can pull off pigtails without looking like an 8-year-old :(

Blueberry Pie Inspired Look by aephileain MakeupAddiction

[–]aspmaster 1 point2 points ago

Blueberry pie has inspired so many things in my life.

Sooo.. I might be pregnant by jeeluhhin TwoXChromosomes

[–]aspmaster 4 points5 points ago

"Well stick that thing up there while you're driving. LETS DO THIS"

Auuuuughhhhghghh, that sounds... painful o_o

I hope I can go through life without ever sticking anything in my urethra.

What is the strangest/ most frightening thing that has happened to you while traveling in another country? by maussiein AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

Did they try to make you pay for it?

What is the strangest/ most frightening thing that has happened to you while traveling in another country? by maussiein AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 29 points30 points ago

I call bullshit.

Who would decline chips and salsa?

I'm 20 and just peeled and ate my first orange. So, reddit, what 'common' things have you never done, or just started doing? by onbinin AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

My sister, who works with old folks, claims that even geezers go completely batshit over PB&Js.

Even though they are served for snacktime every day and aren't even toasted.

I'm 20 and just peeled and ate my first orange. So, reddit, what 'common' things have you never done, or just started doing? by onbinin AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 7 points8 points ago

SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!

Do idiots always ask you about it too? Like, whenever I do this, there's always at least one smug jerk who strolls up to me and says, "Hey. You have a sticker on your head." How the fuck do they think I'd get one stuck there accidentally?

What's the funniest or strangest sexual misconception you've ever heard? [NSFW] by PerogiXWin AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know ducks could get blue bills.

My teas by Garriganpielaxin tea

[–]aspmaster 1 point2 points ago

How have I never heard of Upton before?!??! :O

Goodbye, money.

Can you help me identify this tea? by scottcmuin tea

[–]aspmaster 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this name, I want to read it as Ding Dong Oolong...

Is this a thing? Do people drink tea topless? by Bjorn2404in tea

[–]aspmaster 1 point2 points ago

Hey, don't judge me for what I decide to do in the privacy of my own home. :(

What popular quote do you hate with a passion? by yourightin AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 18 points19 points ago

Yes, because it is entirely impossible to understand his jokes but just not find them funny.

What popular quote do you hate with a passion? by yourightin AskReddit

[–]aspmaster 1 point2 points ago

Idk, that's not really plausible. It's not like she'd keep having to queef repeatedly, unless the act of kneeling somehow forces air into her vagina. They just don't work that way.

I am going to stop thinking about this now.

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