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Naturally by Jid11in funny

[–]alpacafox 1 point2 points ago

Could be worse, at least it's not "ourganized".

Also welcome back from your shelter, I'm sorry you had to eat all the textbooks, also the nuclear war never happened.

Something I'VE been thinking for awhile by TORNADO_IN_MY_ANUSin AdviceAnimals

[–]alpacafox 3 points4 points ago

nah not really: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/matrix-morpheus-what-if-i-told-you

"The exact quote of “What if I told you” does not originate from any of the Matrix movies and instead is a paraphrased sentence of Morpheus’ much remembered role of informing the protagonist Neo, that the world that he lives in is not real and is in fact, the Matrix."

The original picture used for this meme is not from this scene.

Leaked Image from an Advance Prometheus Screening **SPOILERS** by jonesycatpantsin LV426

[–]alpacafox 0 points1 point ago

From what we have learned from the spoilers now the space jockeys actually might be (or are) just transformed humans.

Something I'VE been thinking for awhile by TORNADO_IN_MY_ANUSin AdviceAnimals

[–]alpacafox 12 points13 points ago

I did (I'm going to ignore your sarcasm to hijack your comment)... thanks to some guy who pointed it out a few weeks ago by making a meme about how everyone is using the wrong scene for this meme... and the guy some weeks before that... and then the other guy before that... oh my god. the cycle repeats. He's The One!

Every time I see a post about Americans by buildingwithclayin AdviceAnimals

[–]alpacafox 0 points1 point ago

No it could not have been worse. This doesn't make it right. You're going to be executed at midnight, when the narwhal bacons for this inexcusable grammatical insolence. Literally worse than Hitler. You're going straight to the spelling hell you damn punctuation-atheist.

Every time I see a post about Americans by buildingwithclayin AdviceAnimals

[–]alpacafox 6 points7 points ago

Shut, up you damn, commanist.

Youtubers have a way of proving their point. by zavage300in gaming

[–]alpacafox 1 point2 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_cyanide

"KCN is highly toxic. The moist solid emits small amounts of hydrogen cyanide due to hydrolysis, which smells like bitter almonds. Not everyone, however, can smell this odor: the ability to do so is a genetic trait."

Also: Arsenic is odorless.

As a European, this puzzles me by eafkuorin AdviceAnimals

[–]alpacafox 7 points8 points ago

Well it's basically exactly the same, but you Austrians use fancier words like Matura (Abitur), Karfiol (Blumenkohl), Erdäpfel (Kartoffeln), Paradeiser (Tomaten) for everything :P

TIL Everything you say to Siri is sent to Apple, analyzed and stored. Personal information relating to your Siri query is also sent. And Apple reserves the right to share this information with partners and related services. by ancient88in todayilearned

[–]alpacafox 24 points25 points ago

39,99$

As a European, this puzzles me by eafkuorin AdviceAnimals

[–]alpacafox 18 points19 points ago

maturitni ples = Abitur Ball ;-) (literally)

As a European, this puzzles me by eafkuorin AdviceAnimals

[–]alpacafox 5 points6 points ago

I didn't go to my own Abiball either ;-)

TIL Everything you say to Siri is sent to Apple, analyzed and stored. Personal information relating to your Siri query is also sent. And Apple reserves the right to share this information with partners and related services. by ancient88in todayilearned

[–]alpacafox 78 points79 points ago

Apple's next big product: iSex and iSex nano (Thunderbolt Fleshlight for Macbooks). "Market research (Siri logfiles) shows, that 87% of our customers want to have sex with Apple products."

As a European, this puzzles me by eafkuorin AdviceAnimals

[–]alpacafox 89 points90 points ago

In Germany we have something similar called "Abiball" (Which basically just means Abitur-(A Level)-prom), where all the graduates suit up in fancy dresses and their parents and teachers are invited to party with them.

But I don't think there is stuff like prom-dates or prom-queens or anything like that...

Youtubers have a way of proving their point. by zavage300in gaming

[–]alpacafox 5 points6 points ago

Which explains the sweet scent of almonds.

Youtubers have a way of proving their point. by zavage300in gaming

[–]alpacafox 84 points85 points ago

How do you know it's you and not just someone dressed up as you?

Stephen Colbert loves Redditgifts by mepperin pics

[–]alpacafox -1 points0 points ago

But think about the sweet sweet comment karma you get from your comment in here ;-)

Seventeen Magazine's Latest [Horrible] Advice by jeanie27in WTF

[–]alpacafox 0 points1 point ago

Also how is this advice? What's their next advice? "Don't want to die of thirst this summer? Drink water!"

And a farewell to my favorite show of all time... by TheChosenOne013in pics

[–]alpacafox 0 points1 point ago

Why is it getting cancelled? Is it because of Lupus?

Illusion tricks you into thinking these celebrities are downright hideous by fregoliin videos

[–]alpacafox 0 points1 point ago

To me it seems that their facial features are getting mixed up or extrapolated...

Guy was bitten by something at work, two hours later; this. by Reboundin WTF

[–]alpacafox 68 points69 points ago

Maybe he has been hit by a tiny meteor.

What this meme has become recently by rockerlkjin AdviceAnimals

[–]alpacafox 0 points1 point ago

Recently?

I was hoping this meme was dead... I'm also waiting for the "Harry Potter-Lesbian"-repost.

Prometheus TV Spot Shows MORE CREATURE Footage (spoilerish) by jonesycatpantsin LV426

[–]alpacafox 1 point2 points ago

PUROMETEUSU! is going to be so successful in Japan. They probably won't even notice it's not tentacle rape scifi-porn.

TIL there is an ancient temple in Ireland that predates Giza and Stonehenge. During the winter solstice, light penetrates through to the burial tomb for about 19 minutes. by ruperthackedmyphonein todayilearned

[–]alpacafox 1 point2 points ago

Gotta upvote you buddy... I think the stuff on ancient aliens is by far more believable than those tales about some magic man in the sky.

Seems only fitting to find this energy drink in the middle east. by ataripixelin WTF

[–]alpacafox 1 point2 points ago

I'm not gonna lie... I didn't think it was really an energy drink at first glance.

Don't have sex. You'll get AIDS and die. by HopeinaBottlein WTF

[–]alpacafox 0 points1 point ago

Time for a Spiderman reboot reboot.

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