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Oh Quickmatch, how could you... by ajaxwhatin OkCupid

[–]ajaxwhat[S] 0 points1 point ago

An you do not possess the skills to make it happen? For shaame!

Oh Quickmatch, how could you... by ajaxwhatin OkCupid

[–]ajaxwhat[S] 0 points1 point ago

First Louis C.K. experience. Was not disappointed.

Oh Quickmatch, how could you... by ajaxwhatin OkCupid

[–]ajaxwhat[S] 0 points1 point ago

This was a first (and only) date.

A first date that happened after less than a week of chatting online and a day of texting.

None of the conversations we had or anything in his/my profile were of a sexual nature (impressive by online standards).

Oh Quickmatch, how could you... by ajaxwhatin OkCupid

[–]ajaxwhat[S] 1 point2 points ago

That was the super confusing and shitty part of it. :(

Real Jeckyll & Hyde-like.

Oh Quickmatch, how could you... by ajaxwhatin OkCupid

[–]ajaxwhat[S] 1 point2 points ago

Remembering more:

I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, broke the kiss, and told him I didn't appreciate the choking. He did it again.

Oh Quickmatch, how could you... by ajaxwhatin OkCupid

[–]ajaxwhat[S] 2 points3 points ago

A guy once had me lean in so he could "tell me a secret" and then he licked the side of my face. Perhaps our dates were related...

Edit: Touch keyboard made the story more exciting than it really was. Sorry guys.

Share your story by F5ivedonein funny

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

I banged a french fry because I hate my life.

Accurate :(

Doorknob hole + kitty = :( - Imgur by mind_blown_in funny

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

Catnapping soon

On the last day of living together at University, our female house-mate 'exposed' herself, and it was glorious....[SFW] by BAK2K3in funny

[–]ajaxwhat 145 points146 points ago

I'd fuck everyone in this photo. For serious.

Just some Dobby... by cupcakesandpuffin funny

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

:(

So...should I contact her? by feelbetternowin OkCupid

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

Samesies

....Really? by heywhatNOWAYin OkCupid

[–]ajaxwhat 3 points4 points ago

He seems like...

...a real hoot

S(0,0)N

Anime North (May 25-27 2012) by Hybrizzlein Torontoevents

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

There's some sort of face rule? Well, shit...

What's the message here? Buy Joe's jeans and you'll be raped at knifepoint?? by orchdork323in WTF

[–]ajaxwhat 6 points7 points ago

Can't rape the willing.

Notice how she strains against her restraints just to be able to feel the heat of his lips on her neck.

You're smuggling what? by BlueChainsawManin WTF

[–]ajaxwhat 1 point2 points ago

I personally prefer a mighty tighty whitey that's smuggling plums...but to each their own.

How old are you guys? by Humanunicornrelationin Scarborough

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

27

good question by FormalWhalein funny

[–]ajaxwhat 23 points24 points ago

Why are his all gnarly and hers all straight?

My friend and I have a competition to see who can get #1 on the front page first...and I'm not above Karma Whoring [NSFW] by Desandoin funny

[–]ajaxwhat 1 point2 points ago

I guess I'm the only one wondering about the weird matching tan lines on the girls.

Edit: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... thanks guys!

Get a six pack... by leafbranchin funny

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

I thought it meant if you went right, you would have to go all the way around the aisle for your 6pack of beer.

My new baby girl Fargo by tawney182in pug

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

Buy her tiny outfits STAT!

I look at the stuff I got Frankie when he was little and wonder how he ever fit in it and how I didn't notice he grew up!

Pug isn't housebreaking...what am I doing wrong? by everythingisalrightin pug

[–]ajaxwhat 1 point2 points ago

I lived in an apartment and trained my pug to use a litter box.

We started out with pee pads in a closet. Whenever we saw he was squatting down we'd pick him up and put him on the pads. Eventually he would just go to the pads.

We then put the lid of a giant Tupperware box under the pads. Then put litter in half the box under one pad, then both pads (so he could get used to the feel of it). Then we took away one pad, then both.

The key, I'm told, is not to scold when they're doing wrong because they don't understand. However, they are able to understand positive reinforcement (treats, praise).

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