Oh Quickmatch, how could you...

ajaxwhat · 2012-05-25T11:09:15.915437+00:00

An you do not possess the skills to make it happen? For shaame!

BAK2K3 · 2012-05-25T09:42:45.017033+00:00

I said photo, not room.

ajaxwhat · 2012-05-25T06:04:17.581896+00:00

First Louis C.K. experience. Was not disappointed.

ajaxwhat · 2012-05-25T06:00:36.568429+00:00

This was a first (and only) date.

A first date that happened after less than a week of chatting online and a day of texting.

None of the conversations we had or anything in his/my profile were of a sexual nature (impressive by online standards).

ajaxwhat · 2012-05-25T05:22:57.808775+00:00

That was the super confusing and shitty part of it. :(

Real Jeckyll & Hyde-like.

ajaxwhat · 2012-05-25T05:20:22.068901+00:00

Remembering more:

I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, broke the kiss, and told him I didn't appreciate the choking. He did it again.

ajaxwhat · 2012-05-25T03:49:39.811830+00:00

A guy once had me lean in so he could "tell me a secret" and then he licked the side of my face. Perhaps our dates were related...

Edit: Touch keyboard made the story more exciting than it really was. Sorry guys.

F5ivedone · 2012-05-25T01:09:14.770088+00:00

I banged a french fry because I hate my life.

Accurate :(

mind_blown_ · 2012-05-25T00:47:06.854452+00:00

Catnapping soon

BAK2K3 · 2012-05-25T00:30:24.243971+00:00

I'd fuck everyone in this photo. For serious.

cupcakesandpuff · 2012-05-25T00:24:04.656518+00:00

feelbetternow · 1 day

Samesies

heywhatNOWAY · 1 day

He seems like...

...a real hoot

S(0,0)N

Hybrizzle · 1 day

There's some sort of face rule? Well, shit...

orchdork323 · 1 day

Can't rape the willing.

Notice how she strains against her restraints just to be able to feel the heat of his lips on her neck.

BlueChainsawMan · 1 day

I personally prefer a mighty tighty whitey that's smuggling plums...but to each their own.

Humanunicornrelation · 2 days

FormalWhale · 3 days

Why are his all gnarly and hers all straight?

dobs · 3 days

I'll be there.

Desando · 3 days

I guess I'm the only one wondering about the weird matching tan lines on the girls.

Edit: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... thanks guys!

leafbranch · 3 days

I thought it meant if you went right, you would have to go all the way around the aisle for your 6pack of beer.

tawney182 · 3 days

Buy her tiny outfits STAT!

I look at the stuff I got Frankie when he was little and wonder how he ever fit in it and how I didn't notice he grew up!

everythingisalright · 3 days

I lived in an apartment and trained my pug to use a litter box.

We started out with pee pads in a closet. Whenever we saw he was squatting down we'd pick him up and put him on the pads. Eventually he would just go to the pads.

We then put the lid of a giant Tupperware box under the pads. Then put litter in half the box under one pad, then both pads (so he could get used to the feel of it). Then we took away one pad, then both.

The key, I'm told, is not to scold when they're doing wrong because they don't understand. However, they are able to understand positive reinforcement (treats, praise).

ajaxwhat

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