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I made a Reddit Catalogue. Now you have a place to spend your karma! by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 2 points3 points ago

I think we have differing ideas of its definition, yes. I'm against harassment for sure.

I made a Reddit Catalogue. Now you have a place to spend your karma! by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 23 points24 points ago

Neither is karma.

I made a Reddit Catalogue. Now you have a place to spend your karma! by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 3 points4 points ago

That's not white knighting, at least not the way I understand it. White knighting is when dudes assault a girl with compliments in hopes of gaining their attention. If I'm wrong, then I apologize.

I made a Reddit Catalogue. Now you have a place to spend your karma! by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 36 points37 points ago

You're confused about what white knighting is.

I made a Reddit Catalogue. Now you have a place to spend your karma! by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 3 points4 points ago

yeah, the 1890's.

I made a Reddit Catalogue. Now you have a place to spend your karma! by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 703 points704 points ago

Also I'm aware I wrote Night instead of Knight. I'm already ashamed, don't rub it in!

Edit: Some people are asking if I have a blog. Yes.

I made a Reddit Catalogue. Now you have a place to spend your karma! by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 64 points65 points ago

Too expensive.

I made a Reddit Catalogue. Now you have a place to spend your karma! by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 48 points49 points ago

I thought we were going to keep our love private, jeez.

This happened to me recently. I am so suave. by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 43 points44 points ago

I'm not sure there's much demand for that!

This happened to me recently. I am so suave. by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 41 points42 points ago

We got arrested for drunkenly breaking into a school looking for a pool. Nothing is going on with me and Kristin, though it has been claimed I've been friendzoned. We actually live across the country from each other.

This happened to me recently. I am so suave. by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 44 points45 points ago

That's a different ladyfriend, the one I got arrested with. Kristin makes cakes.

This happened to me recently. I am so suave. by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 5 points6 points ago

It is! I always order the tanin don. I fully expect to be 300 pounds by summer's end.

This happened to me recently. I am so suave. by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 322 points323 points ago

Who is Adam? (Yes, I'm Adam.)

Edit: I just noticed the username. I hate you, Kristin.

I made the mistake of reading the comments on one of my posts by lilcheap2in funny

[–]adamtots 21 points22 points ago*

_^

While on vacation, this is how I communicated with my friend in New York. by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 1 point2 points ago

Why do you hate fun?

While on vacation, this is how I communicated with my friend in New York. by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 6 points7 points ago

We also smell.

While on vacation, this is how I communicated with my friend in New York. by adamtotsin funny

[–]adamtots[S] 25 points26 points ago

They didn't serve PBR at the theatre. LAME.

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