Reddit: This evening, I will be appearing as a guest on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. We tape in six hours. Any special requests?

ZachWahls · 24 days

You are the man.

Rozak418 · 29 days

Wait I thought we all liked nickelback...

Oneireus · 1 month

Really? There's a lack of blacks being portrayed as criminals in the media? I don't know what you're watching, but I don't see how the media is blind to stories of this nature.

tweek1957 · 2 months

That would be nice I'm a little lost

localmode · 2 months

Thanks for my new background

Luckybeargod · 3 months

How did you get downvoted? I'll do my best to remedy this.

CTrick22 · 3 months

Hello Elyssa.

whatTHEflunk · 3 months

Best novelty account ever.

Nkliph · 3 months

As someone who knows your mother quite well BoobyNewps, I'll ask her for you.

superAL1394 · 3 months

Look at the back of the fob. If you hold down both buttons it turns the chirp off. Sometimes I turn mine off without realizing.

BoobyNewps · 4 months

hi kelsey

BoobyNewps · 4 months

You're 20.

Edit: and a puss

adamgambutti · 4 months

One upvote, good enough.

cybergeek11235 · 4 months

ever.

injitora · 4 months

He's only been a redditor for 11 days, so I hope he sees this and takes note.

HOTRICHARD · 4 months

Take a break from reddit to search for pho, get linked back to reddit and discover a new subreddit. HOBOKEN Y U NO HAVE PHO???

slymee687 · 5 months

I see someone deemed "giraffe" a slightly funnier response.

slymee687 · 5 months

orangutan

snowySwede · 5 months

I read that as tongue not thumb for some reason… Not knowing how you cut your tongue off with a deli slicer probably would have bothered me for days.

space-ninja · 5 months

He does have a good point why all the downvotes? Do you really think that if there was still a draft we would be in Iraq or Afghanistan? If the lower working class didn't bear most of the casualties then maybe people in general would care more.

jhanna14 · 5 months

I thought he was funny. "I'll take a chocolate frosty.. of the small".

FightGar · 5 months

This is how I appear interesting to my facebook friends though.

tobyflunderson · 5 months

Hijacking the top comment, Does anyone know the percentage of people who fail out of the academy? Most departments pay for officers to go through it, so its in their best interests if they pass.

coulrophobiaa · 5 months

AGREED

adamgambutti

TROPHY CASE

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