Got any "Did I really just hear someone say that?" moments?

adambeta · 7 days

I was at a party during my high school years. About 6-7 of us were in a circle talking, and somehow the conversation ended up on candy and/or lollipops (a real rager of a party). A girl joins the conversation late, and thinks we're talking about something else... Then she adds her two cents, very loudly at a completly quiet moment: "Well, one time I went down on a guy in a movie theater." Dead silence, then beer shooting out the nose, side-splitting laughter for hours.

littlesparkvt · 14 days

http://crossbrowsertesting.com/ Paid service includes PC,Mac,Linux,iOS,Android,Blackberry with multiple browser and OS and browser combinations.

Orangutan · 3 months

Is anyone as jaded as me?... I'm thinking this was brilliant PR and the "One Million Moms" played perfectly into JCPenny's plan.

lesjohn81 · 3 months

Just found some pricing info under "volume pricing"... don't hide it. Be proud!!! Show that you know it's worth it!

lesjohn81 · 3 months

Design is great. But... Whenever I can't find the price for something, this usually means it's too expensive (and I'm about to get "sold something"). I would be hesitant to even give it a FREE TRIAL, because if it's too expensive, I will have wasted my time. I've found more success in being upfront about pricing. (I have had a paid web app for 7 years and going...)

3ricG · 3 months

If you don't feel the button pressing in at all, or it feels like it's stuck in, you need to open up the case and clean out around the button. I've had little pieces of lint/dirt get stuck in there and block it from making contact.

Jew_Money · 3 months

If you look at the Kindle Fire as the "best Kindle", you will be fine.

If you are hoping it's a cheap Android tablet, you will probably be disappointed.

I am already looking to replace my Fire with something else. Awaiting the rumored Google 7" tablet.

lalman · 5 months

Choosing which clients to "fire" will be as important to your success as to which jobs you get. You won't have time for a great client if you are spending it with a time draining client that makes you unhappy.

ThisIsWhyImBroke · 5 months

They may have slowed down the reporting interval with the release of Real-Time... The customizable "dashboards" in this Beta are excellent as well.

ThisIsWhyImBroke · 5 months

The standard Google Analytics has NEVER updated quickly for me (in 7+ years of using it). I rarely even look at the current day.

Ask for an invite to the new analytics, which has "Real Time Stats" including the ability to see instant feedback. Click here:

https://services.google.com/fb/forms/realtimeanalytics/

WhoShotJR · 7 months

You are correct: Man Show : End Women's Suffrage: http://www.kontraband.com/videos/12474/Help-End-Womens-Suffrage/ ----- Penn & Teller Clip : Banning DiHydrogen Monoxide http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzLs60ZaNW4

WhoShotJR · 7 months

Pretty sure it was on Penn & Teller's Show: Bullshit (unless one copied the other) EDIT: Wrong!

adambeta · 8 months

Top post on TechCrunch's own "Popular Posts" list is "Page not found..." :-)

adambeta · 8 months

This post showed up in my Google Reader feed, but the post no longer exists on TechCrunch. I'm assuming this will be his last TechCrunch post.

markh1967 · 9 months

WTF is that thing on the couch?

Tofufile · 9 months

B E T T E R B U S I N E S S B U R E A U

Gebby254 · 10 months

Yeah, that's better, thanks. I didn't want to Google Search for the joke and have that search tied to my account for ever.

Gebby254 · 10 months

I imagine that you could thrash around pretty good with just your head. (-1 creativity point)

Gebby254 · 10 months

(I believe I stole this from a reddit post sometime last week)

Gebby254 · 10 months

Q: What's the one nice thing you can say about pedophiles? A: Studies show that they are far more likely than most to obey the traffic signs. Especially the sign "Drive Slowly When Children Are Present"

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