I am writing a film called "Mallard P.I. and the Seducktress" , a film noir where everyone will be wearing a duck mask. What are your waterfowl-related puns, lines or scenes for the film?

fusrohdarling · 2012-05-25T03:49:19.489742+00:00

This is a great terrible idea.

nexul · 2012-05-25T03:40:02.703566+00:00

I know one of the real life inspirations for Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Bigbuddha · 2012-05-25T03:20:53.888482+00:00

I'm fine with it when used in comedies for humorous effect, like when it's used in Arrested Development. However, when used in dramas, I hate it, since when network dramas like Breaking Bad and Mad Men use "fuck" it's rare and for real emphasis.

theunforgetablename · 2012-05-25T03:07:53.240469+00:00

I am currently in my mother's womb AMA

hq4 · 2012-05-25T03:05:05.628581+00:00

I did not know why they were called blueprints until I was 17.

showracemenu · 2012-05-25T02:59:04.524877+00:00

Yes. There are definitely reputable places that buy gold, silver, jewelry, old coins, etc. that won't rip you off. They will pay your market price.

LECHEDEMIPALO · 2012-05-25T02:54:08.970493+00:00

Pink Moon is one of my top 5 albums ever, but I only listen to it once or twice a year, and it has to be the dead of night.

LECHEDEMIPALO · 2012-05-25T02:53:17.975696+00:00

It's Pink Moon in the VW ad.

Mattistehwinnar · 2012-05-25T02:49:34.277990+00:00

GET CAPS SON

Sworderailer · 2012-05-25T02:06:20.324286+00:00

DO NOT SHAVE IT. If you want to remove it do it another way, but for the love of God do not take a razor to it. You will itch to death.

showracemenu · 2012-05-25T02:00:27.053015+00:00

At a reputable pawn shop or a place that buys gold and silver.

Mattistehwinnar · 2012-05-25T01:54:09.951168+00:00

CASTILL-OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

Mattistehwinnar · 2012-05-25T01:48:19.263595+00:00

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

CASTILLO'S OUR DC

HE FUCKING BLOWS

Mattistehwinnar · 2012-05-25T01:45:02.129550+00:00

NO ONE ON REDDIT WAS ALIVE WHEN THAT HAPPENED

Mattistehwinnar · 2012-05-25T01:44:39.592412+00:00

STEP RIGHT UP

shizzydirka · 2012-05-24T22:44:22.314001+00:00

The Cardnals tried it in 2008 also but it was from their own 34 and it was 15 yards short.

foodfanatic · 2012-05-24T21:16:56.528715+00:00

Drew Magary is a gentleman and a scholar.

shizzydirka · 2012-05-24T19:14:31.579498+00:00

AFAIK it's never happened in the NFL, but it's happened in college football a small handful of times.

bujweiser · 2012-05-24T11:19:51.261365-07:00

John Facenda, the voice of God...

bujweiser · 2012-05-24T17:24:51.712554+00:00

There can be no other choice. Sam Spence, "Equalizer". Top comment says it all.

Pup420 · 2012-05-24T17:22:44.473762+00:00

And then he used it to coerce Don into signing a contract in S3. I have a feeling that if it does come up with Sally it'll be at a very inopportune time for Don.

shizzydirka · 2012-05-24T15:46:01.365585+00:00

Yes. Jim Marshall.

shizzydirka · 2012-05-24T15:45:26.667898+00:00

The fair catch kick. Just once I want to see one done successfully.

strican · 1 day

This is Water - David Foster Wallace at Kenyon College, 2005

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