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Tea Party activits denounce bike lanes (xpost r/politics) by ttelephonein bicycling

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

that is a sublime comparison.

My pup wants to remind all you other Reddit pups to click it or ticket. by ninsakiin pics

[–]absintheguy -1 points0 points ago

yes, i can google.

thanks.

i was looking for a specific type, like the kind in the picture.

My pup wants to remind all you other Reddit pups to click it or ticket. by ninsakiin pics

[–]absintheguy -1 points0 points ago

where does one find a doggie seat belt that clicks into the seat belt thingy?

my searching isn't going so well.

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

you confronted and you argued.

you interjected.

how can you write something so dismissive and yet so wounded?!?

look at what you wrote!!!

who knew about anyone's father being gay?!?

you made shit up.

that's you.

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy -1 points0 points ago

wow, that must be a fun night at the supper table!

i can just imagine, judgmental and homophobic son gets all technical about sex at the dinner table while out dad suffers the condemnation.

let's not tell me to sit in the back of the bus because you're more comfortable sitting up front.

how about you put your bigot away?

how about you dismiss people less or not at all?

being gay isn't a preference. nothing about it is a preference.

those shirts are not about a mere sexual position, as you suggest. they are in fact about the relationship that those 2 guys have.

as far as position goes... you're making that up. being a top or being a bottom has nothing to do with position.

that's your fantasy.

new experiences aren't all that scary. they are just new.

how should i know if his father is gay? he didn't message me w/ that info. it doesn't mean he isn't the bigot who is writing the posts.

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

gay rights are human rights.

you don't get to tell gay people how to act.

you don't get to be offended by gay people who claim their own identities.

we have been murdered, tortured and oppressed for loving fellow humans.

we require equality.

we demand equality.

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy -1 points0 points ago

so, i'm a troll because you are telling me how i have a relationship?

yes, there are scientific studies about how gay men have relationships. the bush administration funded a study that showed that gay guys with bigger dicks were more likely to fuck guys w/ smaller dicks.

republicans just love to find out about gay sex. they do so in airport and park bathrooms.

you are being obtuse at this point.

reverse cowboy isn't the same as bottom or top. there are distinctions in gay sex. there is a difference between gay sex and straight sex.

go search the internets. you can find a gay friend in canada. or a cousin of a friend might know.

you have been offensive.

you have been dehumanizing.

maybe you think you're enlightened, but you don't even know the context of the photo that causes your flagellation.

those guys you are so excited about, those are 2 guy you are making a kerfuffle about are 2 guys who are wearing coordinating outfits at an event. they gained admission and acceptance by the door keepers.

why are you all a twitter?

Im still alive, motherfucker [nsfw] by pansermannenin WTF

[–]absintheguy 1 point2 points ago

ok, let's not repost that ever again.

i've witnessed that process. it has a distinct sound that i never want to hear again.

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

have you had sex with a man?

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

based on what you said, you're in the 7th, 8th or, charitably, the 9th grade.

that and you must be from 1982 or 1992 instead of 2012.

i promise you that your attitude is not only dehumanizing and offensive, it's fanciful.

you don't have to make assumptions of same sex relationships. they are studied. they are documented.

and how dare you tell me how my relationships work?!? how dare you define a relationship that you've never experienced?!?

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy -2 points-1 points ago

so, you're an expert on gay sex?

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy -2 points-1 points ago* 

since having a cock in your ass is not the same as having your cock in an ass and are 2 separate states, i'm going to have to point out that they are different.

the varied positions that follow are how that kinda thing remains not the same.

if you were to say that getting pegged by a girl or a guy fucking a girl in the ass where the same then you'd have a point. but, pointing out that reverse cowgirl is similar to receptive versus insertive sex is just ridiculous.

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

no, he doesn't.

Play ball? by MRYOUNGMOOLAHin WTF

[–]absintheguy -2 points-1 points ago

yeah, that's not the same.

IOW, you're missing the point.

A mature male Buck will yield about 53lbs of deer meat. Is it cost effective to take up hunting to obtain cheap meat? by Birdoftruthin Frugal

[–]absintheguy 3 points4 points ago

compare chicken to turkey. turkey is, in fact, a game bird. then add in the varied diet of the wild animal in question and turn it up.

wild turkey is very if not vastly different from the supermarket bird you've had. with wild pigs it is vastly different.

that and deer have all their bits intact. a steer has been castrated, so they taste different than a bull. pigs are similar, but mostly in that the meat is tougher if they have not been castrated, less so in the flavor profile.

while there is a difference in taste between the deer sexes, i think that you have to have some, maybe a lot of, experience to actually be aware of the distinction.

So a deer tried to hop our fence last night... by ConeOfIcein WTF

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

it's a rat with hooves!

Never poop in my house with the door open. by BobbyFaithfulin funny

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

my sister's dog can open doors.

you're never safe...

except when he wants to go outside. that door, he can't open.

I have a confession to make by ZorillaGluein lgbt

[–]absintheguy -1 points0 points ago

speaking of attraction, the only reason why you have a problem with those posts is because you are attracted to them.

Some friends. by gutter_is_a_toolin WTF

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

wait!

where is the proof?

more pics!

more police reports!

don't be gullible!!!

I have a confession to make by ZorillaGluein lgbt

[–]absintheguy -1 points0 points ago

Christine Jorgensen died in 1989 and had her operation to transition in 1952.

this isn't new.

you judge others because you aren't sophisticated. maybe, you aren't sophisticated, yet.

Looking for the Best Chefs knife and Filet knife for 100 dollars. by Huzzah13in Cooking

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

do you have access to a sam's club?

if you do then go there and find the white handled commercial knives.

they are wicked sharp. if you take care of them then you will save a lotta money. you get 2 for $14. just keep the edge well cared for.

mine are like razors. i boned a cooked turkey the other day and cut across and through the bones. i blame this in using the fancy knives the week before.

i have spent too much on brand names that are terrible in comparison. not that i've been handing out money to every last retailer i can find, but i have an excellent mixed set of knives that doesn't compare to the ones w/ i got at sam's.

well, you can open cans w/ the brand name knives. that just won't work well w/ the sam's club knives. i have a knife that stays sharp after opening a can, but it's like using a bat in comparison to using a lightsaber. it's sharp, but notably lame.

if all else fails then go for Victorinox Fibrox.

I have a confession to make by ZorillaGluein lgbt

[–]absintheguy -6 points-5 points ago

you live a sheltered life. so, yes the 'repulsion' is wrong.

seriously, WTF?!?

what's the difference? you don't question people who have piercings or tattoos do you? what about people who dye their hair?

where do YOU draw the line?

if i had a friend confide in me i'd try to dissuade my friend from making an irreversible change, but living as a person who is satisfied, content and comfortable is the best of all outcomes.

it's not repulsive. it's right.

How I feel about all the 'West Coast' posts by rapTastic101in trees

[–]absintheguy 0 points1 point ago

try living in WI.

you have laws on your side, population on your side and public transport on your side.

How I feel seeing growing support for legalization in the news. by JediSquirrelsin trees

[–]absintheguy -1 points0 points ago

feel like working harder!

feeling smug is less than impressive.

Caught myself thanking god this morning by dubman42in atheism

[–]absintheguy -3 points-2 points ago

or maybe you should just not be irresponsible?

if it's a joke then it's not funny.

there are multiple methods to not get pregnant that you can use all at once and then after the fact.

you are a jerk.

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