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Over 400 students arrested in Canada during the latest night of mass rallies against tuition fee hikes. Tensions have spiraled after the adoption of a bill that limits students’ rights to freedom of speech, association and assembly by karnovichvaluain worldnews

[–]absentmindedjwc 0 points1 point ago

This really sucks..... but I am glad that, for once, we are not hearing about this shit happening in the US. Good luck, northern neighbors!

Faith in humanity temporarily restored....for now. by Shadowpantsin funny

[–]absentmindedjwc -2 points-1 points ago

Enjoy your herpaids.

Liquid Zenio manner CC [GSL] by NinjasAreStillCoolin starcraft

[–]absentmindedjwc -1 points0 points ago

On the anger scale of 1 to Idra, I would give your opponent a 6.

North Dakota citizens will vote on June 12 on an incredibly dangerous ballot initiative. If passed, it would allow people to claim that their personal religious beliefs give them the right to break non-discrimination, health, safety, and child protection laws by mepperin skeptic

[–]absentmindedjwc 8 points9 points ago

Want a wife? Rape a virgin, head to the ATM, and give her father about $450 bucks. Get tired of her? Rape another virgin and repeat the process!

"Officer, in my defense, Deuteronomy 22:28-29"

Wanna see a magic trick? by absentmindedjwcin WTF

[–]absentmindedjwc[S] -2 points-1 points ago

According to karmadecay, the last time it was posted and gained any traction was two months ago. That being said, I've been a redditor for 6 years, visit the site often, and I've never seen it.

Wanna see a magic trick? by absentmindedjwcin WTF

[–]absentmindedjwc[S] 2 points3 points ago

misdirection is a sonofabitch.

Random Swelling from Common Cold by renoayoureweirdin WTF

[–]absentmindedjwc 13 points14 points ago

Either way... he should see a doctor.

They really should fix it by cherryblossomsandteain AdviceAnimals

[–]absentmindedjwc 5 points6 points ago

I remember a time when there was no search functionality at all... Then again, there were no subreddits either, so I guess it wasn't all that needed. Anyway.. just search it on google with site:reddit.com to get good results.

How I feel when reading anything police related on Reddit... by drink_ALLtheCOFFEEin AdviceAnimals

[–]absentmindedjwc -1 points0 points ago

Yes. Fuck you. Not for being a police officer, but for using this overused, tired meme.

Kids answer questions about dating by geeksdontdancein funny

[–]absentmindedjwc 0 points1 point ago

Sage advice from Ricky.

I graduated today and decided to take a look at my student loans... by RonSwanson4Presidentin funny

[–]absentmindedjwc 2 points3 points ago

Bachelor's in CompSci for $120k. Started out at $41k/year during my last two years in college, moved on to $65k/year, then $85k/year; eventually worked up to $117k/year in pay. (about 7 years in the industry, 5 of them out of college) Still though, this fucking loan really, really sucks.

To the NATO protestors... by Jon_Fuckin_Snowin chicago

[–]absentmindedjwc 4 points5 points ago

Absolutely nothing... and these hippies act with a holier-than-thou attitude because they are "fighting the system."

I am fairly supportive of protests, especially the Occupy movement... but many of these "protesters" are just being dicks for the sake of being dicks. They are fucking up our city because they can, and will be heading home as soon as the summit is over leaving us to clean up the mess. These assholes don't care that we live and work here.

I got shit for posting a "Please don't fuck up our city" in /r/politics because "we should be punished for allowing the NATO summit in our city"; like we had any fucking say in the matter.

edit - not to say that all of the protestors are like this... but some of them are real pricks, and make the whole damn thing look bad.

To the NATO protestors... by Jon_Fuckin_Snowin chicago

[–]absentmindedjwc 1 point2 points ago

While I somewhat agree with what you said, and believe that US is well on its way towards being a police state... I have been to police states before. I have seen countries where normal police patrol the streets in full-on tactical gear, completely indistinguishable from the military itself. Countries where police have the right to be judge, jury, and executioner. The US is not even remotely there yet.

Don't run red lights... by TheSquirtleSquadin WTF

[–]absentmindedjwc 51 points52 points ago

No longer needs to go to the bank, as he left a deposit in his pants.

So I dropped by my friend's apartment for the first time... (NSFW) by jackhotelin WTF

[–]absentmindedjwc 0 points1 point ago

I have mostly ignored my cakeday. After 6 years, karma doesn't really seem to matter anymore :p

I think Link just made a horrible mistake by absentmindedjwcin gaming

[–]absentmindedjwc[S] 2 points3 points ago

This is originally from Chaos Life. Reposted to imgur because their site went down.

So my friend was surfing... by Jimuseyin WTF

[–]absentmindedjwc 0 points1 point ago

don't worry... give it five years or so and you will forget all about it

Water sanitation workers: Do you drink tap water? by unravelledin AskReddit

[–]absentmindedjwc 0 points1 point ago

I just got a papercut... does that count?

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