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Alpha as fuck by jjb2123in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 3 points4 points ago

[4reals] passive agressive shit like this makes my skin crawl. I can smell the pussy on you through your board shorts. if you have a problem with someone not racking their weights, grow a set to match your functional strength, and tell em to put their shit away. Or not. Or continue to do burpee for time.

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Fuck IF; Beetus Mob. (youtube.com)

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How I imagine bodybuilders fighting. (Note: username) by abeswastakenin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken[S] 2 points3 points ago

YMCMB!

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How I imagine bodybuilders fighting. (Note: username) (youtube.com)

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straps for traps by fitnutzin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 3 points4 points ago

I wonder what her vagina's favorite deadlift song is...

If FCJ was in the form of a black boxing trainer by iBS_PartyDocin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 4 points5 points ago

"Some...majority, most, practically all these motherfuckers suck..."

I fuckin love this coach. Much like my own. Here are some of the "Rickyisms" he's used on us.

Training Partner during snatch grip deads: "Fuck man...Why are we doing this!?"

Ricky: "Why are you so fuckin weak?"

Me during a bench session: "My elbow is killing me..."

Ricky: "So what, you have two, keep pressing"

Old training partner during a conans wheel: "oh fuck...OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK! Dude, i think...i think i have a herni-"

Ricky: "BOO HOO FAG!!!"

And my favorite!

After another trainer critiqued my coaches 855 raw deadlift...

Ricky "how much do you deadlift?"

Other Trainer "225..."

Ricky "Yeah, i don't listen to people who pull what i can cheat curl."

MFW I saw a pic of my ex-GF and my first thought was "Bring me Solo and the Wookiee." by fatmalcontentin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 4 points5 points ago

my face when

Easily the best subreddit you've never heard of. by thehobgoblinin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 4 points5 points ago

TIL i shouldnt pluck my neck hair because it causes ingrown hair.

Easily the best subreddit you've never heard of. by thehobgoblinin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 3 points4 points ago

Naaaaaaah, yall neva catch us alive guptah, nyaaaaaah.

Upcrocs for the awesome bracelet S_L got me. Incoming aesthetic gains. by datboomaliciousbitchin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 8 points9 points ago

pffft Fapdu.com

all the site

Upcrocs for the awesome bracelet S_L got me. Incoming aesthetic gains. by datboomaliciousbitchin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 8 points9 points ago

and they'll both dig through your garbage looking for scraps of gainz.

5 Year Old Girl Picks A Master Lock in Under A Minute by MikeBodain lockpicking

[–]abeswastaken 0 points1 point ago

coming out of lurking this sub to say...DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! :3

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TIL Svunny did an AMA (reddit.com)

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Diablo 3!!! Battletags for those who want to game here. by bythogin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 3 points4 points ago

TheKneesOfSeppy #720x10

Recommendations for getting past this sticking point, please... by KomradeKettlebellin weightroom

[–]abeswastaken 0 points1 point ago

Stiff leg deficit pulls.

My kind of chef by not_americanoin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 1 point2 points ago

that was a pretty bad ass box jump.

Jim Wendler recommends squats. I can see why. by FuarkBrahin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 2 points3 points ago

Ughmmmmmph...

[4riz] who dat?

Disregard gym for a week, acquire wife an honeymoon. Upjerks to the left. by akharonin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 13 points14 points ago

Hipthrusts (+69 points)

At my husband's urging, I am posting my dirtiest pic here for my birthday. by cookiesforallin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 13 points14 points ago

Husband?

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*sniff* Ay man... you lookin' to fight against bullying, mang? *sniff* Dats good... by johneeleemillerin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 3 points4 points ago

Lul'd so hard i snapped all my shit up...

My first B&M purchase. How did I do? /sarcasm by emosgoodin cigars

[–]abeswastaken 0 points1 point ago

? It's not your computer screen, the cigar is green.

My first B&M purchase. How did I do? /sarcasm by emosgoodin cigars

[–]abeswastaken 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if serious, but if so, thats a Claro 88 from illusione.

This makes me wish I had a family to neglect to show my dedication to my ironcraft. Also: Why doesn't every gym have a fog machine? by johneeleemillerin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 0 points1 point ago

I don't care if its a repost, shit is still hilarious.

"Muh fuckin kids and bhitch wife wanna hang out wit me on a saturday, but fuck them faggots i wanna PUMP ERN!"

Let's see them kip their way out of this one. by triplewithcheesein fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 7 points8 points ago

Crossfit = "macho guy thing"

Bros be mirin' my sheiiiiiiit by klussier9in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]abeswastaken 3 points4 points ago

I, too, pace around like an aspie case before a pr pull. Broulmates!

[4reals] is it just me or this video but it looks like the bar was a mile away from your shins. Am i jus trippin son?

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