After the Reddit Blackout on January 18th

legion26 · 4 months

DERP A DERP "MARK YOUR CALENDURPS FOR OCTOBER 10 AND SEE WHO HAS BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO MADE BABBY!"

"LOL NO ONE MADE BABBY WE FRIENDZONED AND FOREVER ALONE RON PAUL KITTENS!"

Fuck you all. I think I just snapped. This is my resignation notice. I quit Reddit.

place_face · 4 months

Especially since I'm sure they steal content from Reddit. Not that I care, but they can't plead ignorance.

infeKteDx · 4 months

Bread is just what I use to hold my food.

recipriversexcluson · 4 months

And we are them.

alexyork3d · 4 months

...it's not like he posted a proof or anything.

It's more like he copied something out of a textbook.

"George Washington was the first president of the United States."

See? I can also do it.

X7Vumber1 · 4 months

I use the clip when I put the pencil in my pants pocket. It keeps it from shifting around and poking me.

mederbil · 4 months

If you find them so corrosive than unsubscribe from the subreddit.

mederbil · 4 months

Buffer.

slaphappyslappy · 4 months

He killed himself. The stunt left him pretty injured, but he could walk after surgery and therapy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Winkelmann

slaphappyslappy · 4 months

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/stunt-junkies-moving-van-backflip.html

slaphappyslappy · 4 months

Like this:

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/stunt-junkies-moving-van-backflip.html

schploing · 4 months

Doesn't matter. I don't care about my total karma count. I care about the karma on my individual posts, just because I know that means someone read and appreciated something that I put a small amount of effort into. The same goes for my facebook posts. I don't need a running tally, but the individual affirmations can be nice.

infeKteDx · 4 months

Yes. But your suggestion was to "pick the first whole grain loaf you see." Your strategy accounts for neither quality or cost. Now you decry my strategy because it does not account for quality? Away with you.

Bmxing85 · 4 months

No, but it's awkward when the person has roommates because you don't want to use the stuff that isn't theirs. Especially if it's a house of girls. If you're going to be smelling like girl, make sure you're smelling like the right girl.

Bmxing85 · 4 months

...are you serious? Because that might explain the dryness I'm experiencing.

infeKteDx · 4 months

I love how you imply that he is not capable of simple mental arithmetic.

Bread scares him. I just assumed.

infeKteDx · 4 months

Hey, I got to college knowing how to wash dishes, do laundry, get stains out of clothing, carpets, and furniture, how to sweep, mop, vacuum, wash windows, check and refill oil and all my other fluids under the hood, change oil, check tires, change a tire, jump a car battery, replace a car battery, repair a bicycle, cook several dishes, bake a few delicious items, improvise recipes as I went along, how to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook, how to file my taxes, and how to make my own doctor and dental appointments. I know some of these things seem stupid to even mention, but these are all things I saw a few people struggle with throughout my freshman and sophomore years of college.

That said, I too was intimidate by the bread selection. I knew what I ate growing up... but what if there was better bread? Spoiler: there was.

infeKteDx · 4 months

Cell phone picture of the box works as well.

infeKteDx · 4 months

Don't actually do what he says though. You look at the whole grain bread, look at the goddamn shelf, look at the little labels, and under the price they have price per ounce. Buy whichever loaf has the cheapest price per ounce. If they don't have the price per ounce, bust out the calculator on your phone and figure that shit out.

randommusician · 4 months

See, the problem is this might not necessarily be true. I don't know anything about basketball shoes, but I do know about running shoes. A pair of generic Target or Wal-Mart running shoes just can't hold up to a pair of pair of Asics or Nikes. The difference in quality doesn't justify the cost if you're buying them to wear as casual shoes for your sedentary lifestyle when you only go outside to buy groceries and go to class, but it does if you're running 8+ miles per day.

So while I don't know anything about basketball shoes, I'd imagine the more expensive could actually be better.

Also, note that it said he endorsed them. The article didn't say he wore them.

pindropsilence · 4 months

You misspelled "boi"

antitheistsCOUK · 4 months

You're a fucking retard. You should stop doing that.

Ok, see that above^? Was that persuasive? No, I just look like a dick. Get it?

TheCapKoi · 4 months

Tip: In the event that someone wants to meet at a Starbucks (I.e. group project, business lunch, etc), they always have two types of coffee available. One is always the same. I think it's called "Pike Place." If you ask for a "coffee" without specifying, that's the one they give you. That's the one that tastes like ass. Always get the other one (It changes daily). You have to ask for it by name, but there will be a sign saying what it is.

bschef · 4 months

He he. Dongle.

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