In wake of surprise $2 billion trading loss, JPMorgan Chase APPROVES $23 million pay package for its CEO.

philosoraptor45 · 8 days

Jamie Dimon wasn't directly responsible for the trading losses and it's unreasonable to think that he had full awareness or even would have supported this kind of proprietary trading had he had full awareness of it.

DannyPudi · 1 year

Dan Harmon is actually a god.

DannyPudi · 1 year

Definitely read that part in Abed's voice.

DannyPudi · 1 year

The Squid Children and the Whale Men: An Odyssey

DannyPudi · 1 year

Wait isn't that the Breakfast Club?

Itwasdefinitelyfun · 1 year

So if you had a kid would your stepbrother also be your stepson?

heurrgh · 1 year

You ate a wheel of cheese? And pooped in the refrigerator? I'm not even angry, I'm impressed.

arrjay · 1 year

Little known fact, Steve Tyler actually birthed the offspring known as Aughra and the picture we see here is a tribute to the secret that has been held for years.

misterdonkeypunch · 1 year

Shopped.

sawbutter · 1 year

An insect shadow within an insect shadow?

I N S E C T I O N

sawbutter · 1 year

I used to do that too! But then my dad got a job.

darktaco · 1 year

Need to procreate. I'll hump the nearest leg I see.

omnomolog · 1 year

You were exploring a derelict factory? Don't you have an xbox or something?

XEN1TH · 1 year

You're right. This is far more cost effective.

commodore84 · 1 year

Her milkshake would bring me to her yard.

contextsdontmatter · 1 year

They'll probably just end up eating it.

contextsdontmatter · 1 year

And I'm pretty sure Gandhi spent his formative years in Bumble Fuck Mississippi.

contextsdontmatter · 1 year

Thanks for translating, I don't speak FOB.

zeb1 · 1 year

IF i kill this one then i'll just make another one, and tell the new one what an IDIOT the other one was!

zeb1 · 1 year

Actually, in times of distress, young offspring benefit from an aerial levitation as demonstrated by this example. In fact, the father attempting to improve the wellbeing of his child while simultaneously increasing her lifespan.

wulfsaga · 1 year

Even then, people are held accountable for their actions. I'm sure the Nazis thought they were protecting Germany but it doesn't mean what they don't deserve blame.

wulfsaga · 1 year

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

XEN1TH

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