Reddit, let's see the first sentence of the novel you'll write someday.

tassysurfer · 1 day

So it goes.

GlassesW_BitchOnThem · 29 days

I love them. You wear them well.

axolotl5 · 1 month

Read Battle Royale.

inlifeasindeath · 1 month

Nobody has to poop anymore!

ky420 · 1 month

You should try Slaughterhouse Five! SciFi and World War 2 all rolled into one.

WorkForPizza · 1 month

Thanks for the criticism! I cut down a lot and added punctuation. Tell me what you think.

WorkForPizza · 1 month

I added punctuation, but maybe too much. The ideas are supposed to move across the haikus. The "I" refers to the operator.

WorkForPizza · 1 month

Thank you for the suggestions! I fixed the punctuation and I'm pretty sure I made the third lines contrasts.

neomety · 2 months

Gift them to people I don't like.

sreubendav · 2 months

I would watch your back. That guy has a whole 86 comment karma under his belt.

TehNanor · 3 months

crying.

thenameunforgettable · 3 months

Have her get arrested. She'll get care in prison.

WorkForPizza · 3 months

Cool! Ill check them out. Thanks

Moses007 · 3 months

That thing is 3 times as big as those people!

tehmoose · 3 months

jshaps · 4 months

Chameleon as "cham uh lee on"

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