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Study they said by moorshin funny

[–]WhimperNotBang 0 points1 point ago

I still don't get the first part.

I am Molly Ringwald. AMA by iammollyringwaldin IAmA

[–]WhimperNotBang 13 points14 points ago

All I came here for.

Why teenagers should not have children by Typicatin WTF

[–]WhimperNotBang 61 points62 points ago

This is the correct response.

Concert goat by MitisBellatorin WTF

[–]WhimperNotBang 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what this is, but I wish I was there

Spongebob shows the way... by chatterbox12393in funny

[–]WhimperNotBang 1 point2 points ago

Photosynthesis!

(1) Go to beach. (2) Make metal furniture in sand like it's nothin'. by whitecollarvagrantin videos

[–]WhimperNotBang 1 point2 points ago

I like when he was waiting for it to set and people came up to him and he explained what he was doing :)

Reddit, a co-worker thought I was lonely and left a dog on my doorstep to "cheer me up". I can't afford him, she won't take him back and I would feel horrible taking him to a shelter. Help! by PuppyHelp123in AskReddit

[–]WhimperNotBang 2 points3 points ago

Or a pet snake!

Literally the first book John Green ever wrote. [Mrs. Baker] (Backstory in comments) by whigbongin nerdfighters

[–]WhimperNotBang 4 points5 points ago

This. Is AWESOME

Bad Luck Brian by pelagialexin AdviceAnimals

[–]WhimperNotBang 19 points20 points ago

...wait, are you serious?

He must never know... by purpleC0wsin AdviceAnimals

[–]WhimperNotBang 9 points10 points ago

Can someone explain to me why one is not allowed to poop when anywhere near a significant other? I really don't understand, this has never crossed my mind as problem. Have I been repulsing guys for my whole life or do I just not poop like a normal person?

brush your teeth faster by sacrecoeurin WTF

[–]WhimperNotBang 1 point2 points ago

This is not the right subreddit for you.

I made the "Im not gay" AskReddit, and this was my realization by ComfyCouchesin AdviceAnimals

[–]WhimperNotBang 2 points3 points ago

No...

Airport Security Guy by jet_triplesevenin AdviceAnimals

[–]WhimperNotBang 0 points1 point ago

That security guy is kind of cute.

I am a Peeping Tom and have been for the past 5 years. AMAA by I_Love_Peepsin IAmA

[–]WhimperNotBang 2 points3 points ago

And, you know, if someone knew you did that to them they would feel extremely violated and probably have difficulty trusting humanity. You sicken me.

I am a Peeping Tom and have been for the past 5 years. AMAA by I_Love_Peepsin IAmA

[–]WhimperNotBang 30 points31 points ago

What the fuck is a legitimate reason to follow people like that?

I am a Peeping Tom and have been for the past 5 years. AMAA by I_Love_Peepsin IAmA

[–]WhimperNotBang 4 points5 points ago

Where the hell do you live?

What is the bravest thing you have ever done? by moby323in AskReddit

[–]WhimperNotBang 2 points3 points ago

damn

What is the bravest thing you have ever done? by moby323in AskReddit

[–]WhimperNotBang 1 point2 points ago

SO BRAVE

What has Reddit ruined for you? by heyvictorin AskReddit

[–]WhimperNotBang 6 points7 points ago

By the rest of the internet you just mean facebook and youtube, right? The internet is incredible if you know where to go.

If Jehovah Witness comes to my door is it illegal for me to answer naked? by theknightwhosays_neein AskReddit

[–]WhimperNotBang 0 points1 point ago

You seem like a really cool person.

Has anyone actually bought anything from SkyMall? What did you get? by Ness4114in AskReddit

[–]WhimperNotBang 2 points3 points ago

What is it a reference to?

Louis CK: Comedian, Masturbator by stilesartin funny

[–]WhimperNotBang -22 points-21 points ago

Holy shit 37 downvotes? The Louis CK circlejerk is strong with this one. I don't see why people think this is funny enough to get reposted every week, you're right, it's bordering sexual harassment, because in real life it would make a woman extremely uncomfortable.

Domino's employees, Do you guys actually give a shit about the 'notes of encouragement' that I send when I place an online order? by archersparadoxin AskReddit

[–]WhimperNotBang 11 points12 points ago

I thought this was a novelty account the whole way through.

Whenever someone pulls up next to me at a stop light. by SleepDeprivedPegasusin funny

[–]WhimperNotBang 0 points1 point ago

I just noticed the tag on its ear says Libby

You're about to be executed. What are your last words to the audience of onlookers? by lunexin AskReddit

[–]WhimperNotBang 0 points1 point ago

"I dig music"

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