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Just saved a dead BIOS... by gilbertsmithin talesfromtechsupport

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

WE NEED THE PORN

The Floppy Toast [Buttersafe] by jasonpolandin comics

[–]VulturE 5 points6 points ago

I saw the end coming, but it was still done quite well :)

Getting Droid x back up to speed. by redslugin AndroidQuestions

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

I personally love galnet miui ics, but I doubt it will ever get updated again :(

never seen my droid x get such a long battery life before.

Let's Exchange by b0redin gifs

[–]VulturE 21 points22 points ago

Exactly. These people are idiots, and we are the only two sane humans left.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

Are you telling me that Nina was in this show?

yes I realize that face to face communication is preferable to you, however your revisionist history makes it difficult to do my job, by StrangeCaptainin sysadmin

[–]VulturE 2 points3 points ago

We have automated ticket creation from emails sent to the helpdesk email address. It puts their name as requestor, copies any pictures as attachments, and copies the body as text.

Looking for a USB powered SATA to USB adapter by MrXaeroin techsupport

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

If you ever need just a better AC powered one, I highly recommend the Apricorn Drivewire. It has one of the more reliable power bricks I've ever used on these types of tools....have used mine nonstop for 2 years.

Actually, the rest of their products are pretty nice too.

IAmA Dell Enterprise Support Tech AMAA by Count_to_1Ain sysadmin

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

Indeed they aren't. We weren't very happy, especially being a large gov't contract in Pittsburgh.

IAmA Dell Enterprise Support Tech AMAA by Count_to_1Ain sysadmin

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

We were offering the entire time to replace the fan, and were instead accused of stealing them

IAmA Dell Enterprise Support Tech AMAA by Count_to_1Ain sysadmin

[–]VulturE 1 point2 points ago

Or you could do the online chat support in IE, and get an emailed log of everything to attach to a work order afterwards.

IAmA Dell Enterprise Support Tech AMAA by Count_to_1Ain sysadmin

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

I recently went to a Dell conference in my area, showing off their new products. Here were the questions:

  • 10% about the new midrange servers (given 1hr during talk)
  • 5% about the new backup solutions (given 45mins during talk)
  • 85% about the KACE hardware (left until end and only given 15 minutes)

Then they cancelled the local demo everyone wanted and replaced it with a webinar that was truly useless unless you were already using a KACE product.

But none of that is your fault.

I actually have never had a problem with Dell support for the 6-7 years I've been calling them...other than a snag with no fans in my 50 Optiplex 745's over the harddrive. When asked about it, they assured me that "fans were only put in towers with Core 2 Duo processors, and not older Intel processors....they run cooler". Which is bullshit. Eventually got our gov't account rep to get someone to send us a box of replacement fans (for the ones we were accused of stealing...lol) and it dropped temps 7-17 degrees across every computer. So yea, just send someone a fan if a 745 is running hot, even if it's out of warranty, to be a GGG.

I found a peanut with four individual peanuts in it. by kerryoakiein mildlyinteresting

[–]VulturE 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes there are lots of nuts. Sometimes there are lots of upvotes.

I'm feeling mildly sorry.

Oh microsoft, you really crack me up some times by gnurin geek

[–]VulturE 1 point2 points ago

fun fact: the 3.5 install still fails if you actually disconnect the cable during install after that message appears.

If it had been a Justice League movie instead of The Avengers by RoryBlankin comics

[–]VulturE 1 point2 points ago

Like a thing when a bad happens!

I'm an IT slave. Today a guy called me and said his network connection wasn't working. Went to check the network cable, and... by Unknown_Moozin jobs

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

Atleast it isn't Warren....duck and run from those gunshots!

I work for a gaming apparel company, and we just got in what I think will be my very favorite shirt. by thatsmytrunksin gaming

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

It's actually Nintendo's policy that they deny ANY requests at using their copywritten/trademarked stuff.

If they want you making something, they ask YOU to do it, or you're making it illegally.

source: tried to get approval to create a DK tie :(

I work for a gaming apparel company, and we just got in what I think will be my very favorite shirt. by thatsmytrunksin gaming

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

Satire is exempt from all that crap. Where have you been for all these years?

The biggest brain fart I ever had was when... by devilsadvocadoin mildlyinteresting

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point ago

I'm wondering...what does a devil's avocado taste like?

I just got 3 "new" PMs, all from 6 or more months ago by laofmoonsterin help

[–]VulturE 1 point2 points ago

awesome. I had about 13 of them :D

Almost... by b0redin gifs

[–]VulturE 9 points10 points ago

Yet another reason why I have no desire to get my license or drive ever.

You're a real daredevil.

Almost... by b0redin gifs

[–]VulturE 7 points8 points ago

All those poor logs have no idea they're about to die.

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