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"We have a reputation to uphold." by terracomboin offmychest

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 0 points1 point ago

I get the same thing, phrased as "Your actions don't just reflect upon you, they reflect upon everyone you associate with, including your family," which is pretty awful to hear as a fat teenager. I'm not a teenager anymore, but my parents were the ones who fed me nothing but junk growing up, which makes me pretty bitter about the thoughts they put in my head.

People of reddit, when and how did you find out what you wanted to do in life? How did you decide your major or find out what you were truly interested in? Every answer gets my upvote! by Psypriestin AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 1 point2 points ago

Looking back at the major/career choices I've made makes me feel like a total ditz. "Stars are pretty and gravity is neat. Maybe I'll major in astronomy." So now I have a BS in astrophysics. And when I graduated without any real skills I was looking for something marketable, and thought the Android robot was adorable and loved how the versions were named after desserts, so now I do Android programming for a living. Maybe someday I'll grow up and start making rational decisions...

Gallery of "Internet" stock images from late 1990s by Guanrenin funny

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 101 points102 points ago

Where did these come from? I'm putting together a website and if these aren't copyrighted, I'd like to throw a few in as easter eggs...

I think this one is my favorite. It doesn't even have anything to do with the internet!

Seeing my friends after a few years of college by LoquaciousJonesin AdviceAnimals

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 11 points12 points ago

That happened to me. My parents are obese and don't like to cook, so I was a fat kid. Then I was thrown into a situation where I could cook for myself. Turns out, in my case, it's not all genetics.

Time to show some love for little widgets! What are your favorite 1x1 widgets? by MrDoogeein Android

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 2 points3 points ago

Yes, it does! For me it's not so much a traffic widget as it is a bright red reminder that my commute sucks.

Dialga began poking you in the stomach! by LynkStarin pokemon

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 1 point2 points ago

The Poke of Rassilon!

This is the most relevant my username's ever going to be and I feel like I just blew it.

Has anyone seen/experienced a "glory hole"? by newtothelytein AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty sure HIV negative means there's no HIV present in the bloodstream.

Reddit, I'm a 23 year old male and have absolutely zero interest in sports of any kind. What's one thing that seems to be a huge part of your society, that you don't understand? by Adamskinaterin AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I didn't say anything about not being a consumer whore. I just don't get ugly expensive purses.

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Reddit, what's the weirdest thing that happened at your prom? by Rambosherbetin AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 2 points3 points ago

The weirdest thing that happened at my prom was that I had a date.

Reddit, I'm a 23 year old male and have absolutely zero interest in sports of any kind. What's one thing that seems to be a huge part of your society, that you don't understand? by Adamskinaterin AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 118 points119 points ago

I'm so conflicted about that Urban Outfitters website. On one hand, it's awful. On the other hand, it means my web design skills are back in vogue...

Reddit, I'm a 23 year old male and have absolutely zero interest in sports of any kind. What's one thing that seems to be a huge part of your society, that you don't understand? by Adamskinaterin AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 744 points745 points ago

22 year old girl here... designer purses. Don't get me wrong, I'm willing to spend way too much money on cute clothes and accessories, but the appeal of super-expensive purses seems to lie entirely in having a bag plastered with logos. I don't get it.

IAmA 14 y/o Male from Illinois in a Long Distance Relationship With a Girl From Wisconsin, AMA. by gasolina_por_favorin casualiama

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 0 points1 point ago

And if you met over the internet, how do you know she is who she says she is?

My head just got stuck in my shirt. Redditors, what's the most pathetic thing you've accidentally done to yourself? by Fintoniusin AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 0 points1 point ago

I broke my toe walking up the stairs today. I'm jealous that you had a wheelchair.

What misuse of facts annoys you? by SuperBiasedManin AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 6 points7 points ago

"There's a first time for everything!"

Technically everything that happens does have a first time, so it's factual, but people like to use it to mean "everything will happen at least once!" No it damn well will not.

Reddit, what are some fucked up things your parents have told you to your face. I'll start. by IstilluseMSNin AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 11 points12 points ago

"I'm embarassed that I didn't raise skinny children"

What's one food/topping you really like, but others dislike and think you're weird for? by FlyingSharktopusin AskReddit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 1 point2 points ago

cold Taco Bell > hot Taco Bell

I'll buy tacos just to put them in the refrigerator.

I started a blog about my experiences at Quicken Loans. Let me know what you think. by HappyWeirdKoalain Detroit

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 0 points1 point ago

It seems like every few weeks Quicken Loans is holding a job fair where they're hiring hundreds of people. I've been suspicious of the company since I noticed that; why is employee turnover rate so high if it's so amazing to work there?

IAmA Irish 16 year old male. by Sloadyin casualiama

[–]UsernameOfRassilon 0 points1 point ago

Strange, Wikipedia claims: "Aside from U2, they are the Irish band with the most airplay in their native country and, according to Billboard, also the second biggest live performers."

Thanks for the recommendations, I'll look those up!

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