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Yeah, I'd say that's pretty effin' weird. by ShatnerMouthin WTF

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

That's a pretty nice hand.

What do your main champions say about you as a person? by kaminaminain leagueoflegends

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

cough strength.

Our Soonkyu's up to something by coloredgeein SNSD

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

Is that a gold pan?

In honour of Sunny's birthday, shall we share our favourite Sunny gifs? Here's one of mine. More inside! by iminatardisin SNSD

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

7 looked like they were gonna kiss :P

Acids are real serious business. Arguing about chemistry, spelling, and insults. by lanismycousinin SubredditDrama

[–]Umtard 1 point2 points ago

pardon?

Sunny: Eat alot, are you full? by iminatardisin SNSD

[–]Umtard 1 point2 points ago

Not that i didn't love it, but could we have some sort of sound warning?

WTF? - This is why i FUCKING LOVE JAPAN !!! by phazshifter11in WTF

[–]Umtard 4 points5 points ago

everything is chemicals.

(Turn off your volume) Satisfying ingrown by dendriticin popping

[–]Umtard 8 points9 points ago*

Why the screaming :|

Edit: Oh shit cake day. now what.

What is the most badass thing someone you've known personally has done? by RocknTheSuburbsin AskReddit

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

Have you told this story before? because it sounds familiar

Alex Foster, longtime alto saxophonist of SNL (20+ years) to do an AMA on May 3rd, 4:30 PM EST! by hernameisLUCYin IAmA

[–]Umtard 4 points5 points ago

Why the hate? the saxophone is magical.

Cornea Transplant (crosspost from /r/pics) by Salropedroin WTF

[–]Umtard 11 points12 points ago

calm down, I was just offering an opinion.

Cornea Transplant (crosspost from /r/pics) by Salropedroin WTF

[–]Umtard 17 points18 points ago

I don't think they'd use stitches that have to be removed in an eye, they'd probably go with dissolvable (degradable?) stitches.

TIL that in 1888, Annie Oakley shot the ash off a cigarette held by German Kaiser Wilhelm II. Twenty-six years later, at the start of World War I, she sent him a letter requesting a second shot. by lopo12in todayilearned

[–]Umtard 7 points8 points ago

BAWS.

As a Swede, this is the weirdest thing on Foodporn by SnyggNickein FoodPorn

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand, but I fucking love eggs. They're just great.

Disappointed in myself for thinking this is funny by senexiiin WTF

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

and then try and seduce her.

Well I guess I won't be installing Fallout 3 for a few more years. by animafluxin gaming

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

No, it is quite low. it's why we see light bulbs as constantly lit rather than flickering on and off.

They've come a long way... [MV] Super Junior - Twins (Knock Out) by Biscuitaddictin kpop

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

This is cool as fuck.

21(F) always had low self esteem by tinymariafulin amiugly

[–]Umtard 4 points5 points ago

I'M AN ADUUUUULT

Please explain how to thoroughly wipe my hairy ass without using half of the freaking roll of toilet paper. by Esse2420in AskReddit

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

I certainly try, but I often have random tweaks and clench it off.

What seemingly normal thing turns you on? by Briizein AskReddit

[–]Umtard 114 points115 points ago

A girl wearing a tie. hng.

Please explain how to thoroughly wipe my hairy ass without using half of the freaking roll of toilet paper. by Esse2420in AskReddit

[–]Umtard 1 point2 points ago

not twice you don't.

If you could go back to being five years old but still have memory of the life you've led up until now, would you do it? by themodernnomadin AskReddit

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't, I like how things are now, there's nothing I regret or that I would particularly like to relive.

Contributed by the disturbed minds of Stan Winston Studios. NSFW by delvoltain WTF

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

Not that disturbing, something about the expression

Eternally Broken English? by Bootycarlin kpop

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

Fill me in then, because everytime i've heard Huk speak it's been perfect (almost) english

Eternally Broken English? by Bootycarlin kpop

[–]Umtard 0 points1 point ago

I think you may be thinking someone else.

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