So my friend caught her cat doing this in the morning...there are no words...

anaveragegent · 11 months

My ass itches when I am in bed, does that mean...?

Turbanat0r · 11 months

I will be waiting somewhere for you.

Redmushroom · 1 year

I don't know who to vote for

BaudiIROCZ · 1 year

I am very pist at that mike guy!

convulsus_lux_lucis · 1 year

Well that is your problem! You are trying to avoid talking to people and therefore you are awkward and will be. Practice makes perfect, just like art.

TheFrequency · 1 year

For next months rent, pay an extra 7 cents and then ask for refund.

ilurkokcupid · 1 year

The difference is that the word "WANT" should be avoided as much as possible! By saying " do you guys want" you are giving them more authority over yourself.

When the word Want is used 2 words popup in your head(yes/no) immediately and girls being girls will likely Say NO unless they are into you.

cousinxx · 1 year

My parents are cousins.

ps. I and my siblings are all normal.

petezahot · 1 year

I worked at Futureshop, Best Buy's bitch. I sold warranty's on things that will not break in 40 years let alone 2 years. We worked on commission unlike Best Buy and we were suppose to have a good warranty ratio. I had to lie sometimes to save my ass from getting fired.

I am sorry for selling it to you if you haven't used it.

Turbanat0r

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