I was going to buy a bench for my porch when I found this in front of a neighbor's house. It should be better than new this weekend...

confused_dwarf · 2012-05-25T07:01:44.427841+00:00

Aggressively frugal.

umt43 · 2012-05-25T06:59:21.069994+00:00

A cat would be like "Sup bro, someone just ate the dog."

umt43 · 2012-05-25T06:58:13.730519+00:00

I always use the biggest shock spell on wolves.

umt43 · 2012-05-25T06:51:21.564580+00:00

Also, that little dog saved its own life by fighting like hell.

relevantobscurity · 2012-05-25T03:51:25.513704+00:00

You transformed the most common slammer into an effective neg!

TucanaLynx · 2012-05-25T03:48:52.165451+00:00

5 times the destruction.

kumar4458 · 2012-05-25T03:04:38.999883+00:00

Actually it is - at least more than other agencies. The CIA, NSA and others were more to spy outward of the US soil.

vegetable_offender · 2012-05-25T02:58:20.787976+00:00

It hurt my brain, too. I felt like the Borg might have after they introduced that virus designed to confuse their circuits.

salvia_d · 2012-05-25T02:17:55.872537+00:00

But both are known to fuck people in the ass.

long_live_king_melon · 2012-05-25T02:03:28.329262+00:00

Most American "handicapped" are just fat people with some fat-related problem they did to themselves.

Epoxyburn · 2012-05-25T01:50:58.803562+00:00

When they do this, do they council the family to shun you?

Scopolamina · 2012-05-25T01:43:55.007186+00:00

Ok Ok, you got the secretary job.

davidreiss666 · 2012-05-24T12:07:40.616721+00:00

It should be said as often as possible.

achmed6704 · 2012-05-24T05:03:51.797683-07:00

He wants to chuck the constitution.

notanotherbombthreat · 2012-05-24T10:53:04.798601+00:00

What if I told you

The necktie is for their condescending amusement

femalenerdrage · 2012-05-24T09:49:13.326062+00:00

Jump to the Koda and finish the song.

Rae_the_Wrackspurt · 2012-05-24T09:47:38.642013+00:00

My dad got home from work tired and came inside. After some hours, we noticed the dog was gone. After looking everywhere, we found it in his car. It jumped in while he was closing the door and was waiting patiently for her ride.

a7xrob87 · 2012-05-24T02:09:35.907424-07:00

They make me cough a lot.

nairbmik · 2012-05-24T09:00:18.665365+00:00

This shit is usually for the cameras. My brother-in-law was in South Africa during the apartheid uproar and had an expensive camera and some gear. He's not in the press but kinda looked it. A bunch of kids came up to him and said they would throw rocks and start shit with the police if he gave them some money.

Malthusian1 · 1 day

You added carbs to your carbs.

GeekPhotography · 1 day

Did they ever make battlecrabs?

BadgerGecko · 1 day

Romney is their perfect president! A cannibal capitalist vulture by profession.

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