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My luxurious choice of zombie apocalypse vehicle - The Mercedes Benz Hunter X6 by jeubanksin zombies

[–]Timelord2 3 points4 points ago

as far as zombie apocalypse vehicle goes, this is bold.

I am seriously considering buying one of these motorcycle jackets. by mithovielin StarWars

[–]Timelord2 1 point2 points ago

I just got a synthetic neon icon jacket, but as soon as I sell my old bike and buy a new one I'm getting the darth maul jacket and riding around with my darth maul mask and saberstaff.

Oh and P.S. I'm in illinois so I don't HAVE to wear a helmet while showing off my badassness. (only good law in illinois…)

Was just playing craps when HOLY FUCKING SHIT! by shinobi8in pics

[–]Timelord2 0 points1 point ago

This is everything below is what I was going to say haha. I would simply show the security what I was taking a picture of, and if from there they were still mad I would simply leave lmao.

I walked into my bathroom and... by cody222in pics

[–]Timelord2 -1 points0 points ago

It looks like it has a little pubic hair laso. DO NOT KILL THIS SPIDER.

This girl goes to my school... by [deleted]in WTF

[–]Timelord2 1 point2 points ago

on a side note, I have those contacts. They are awesome.

So I tested the teenage girl photo stereotypes and I wasn't let down.. by PunchOfTheFalconin funny

[–]Timelord2 -3 points-2 points ago

who cares, bottom row FTW!

I just caught my housemate stealing from me on video, what should i do? by whatshouldido2012in AskReddit

[–]Timelord2 -4 points-3 points ago

See if she offers you sex, take that and then do friedplums advice. You're welcome...

bunny facial by iampoopymcflurryin nsfw

[–]Timelord2 -2 points-1 points ago

Maybe on break, the sperm was shopped out?

[F] Just thought I would give you boys (or girls??) a peek at my tattoo by Dawna27in gonewild

[–]Timelord2 1 point2 points ago

Good God, the things I would do. Gorgeous, stunning, sexy as hell babe.

Me Gluesta... by minuswhalein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Timelord2 0 points1 point ago

Rage comics are a fixed point in time, there is nothing I can do =(.

Me Gluesta... by minuswhalein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Timelord2 0 points1 point ago

Yes that is all fine and dandy, but like I addressed in my comment, not only are the viewers of this comic probably new to the community, but this person that posted this is also probably new to the community and does not know about karmadecay or reverse image search. There is just no point in assuming this person knew it was a repost and yell at them, it does nothing...

Me Gluesta... by minuswhalein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Timelord2 0 points1 point ago

yes, they are, but like I addressed in my comment, this person that posted this is probably new to the community and does not know about karmadecay or reverse image search. There is just no point in assuming this person knew it was a repost and yell at them, it does nothing...

Me Gluesta... by minuswhalein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Timelord2 1 point2 points ago

While yes it is a repost, you have to remember that reddit is a huge community adding new members all the time, chances are the people that upvote this are seeing it for the first time, so if you've seen it just downvote or whatever, but your repost comment does absolutely nothing to stop people from reposting. That is all.

ew. sorry. dirty mirror.. mmm this is [f]un! :) by realnessimfakingin gonewild

[–]Timelord2 1 point2 points ago

Is that one of those iPhone case wallets? Pretty cool. I'd also like to put my tongue where that mirror doesn't show, if you catch my drift. Moar plz.

Guy pulls over a cop for speeding by MindUnboundin videos

[–]Timelord2 1 point2 points ago

exactly what my friend zero said and sovietmudkips translated. I always turn on the camera on my phone when I do this, just in case. And their lights are never on when I do this so I know they aren't doing anything that remotely begins to give them the right to speed the way they do. I am waiting for the day that I do this and get pulled over by another cop though, would be an interesting video to show him/her. I might just make them follow me until both cops pull over lol. The one in front of me being like wtf is going on lol.

As requested- here is my ass [f] by GottaCupEmAllin gonewild

[–]Timelord2 0 points1 point ago

GottaLickEmAll ;)

Guy pulls over a cop for speeding by MindUnboundin videos

[–]Timelord2 19 points20 points ago

Personally, if a cop goes past me going 90+ mph, I'll just follow him going the exact same speed just to get to where I'm going faster. Thanks officer.

I said I'd only post on here i(f) I was high. Well guess what... by Nitrojenn13in treesgonewild

[–]Timelord2 1 point2 points ago

I'm not ashamed to admit that I know this, nope, not even a little. How could I not peruse all the posts of a stunning ginger?

I said I'd only post on here i(f) I was high. Well guess what... by Nitrojenn13in treesgonewild

[–]Timelord2 3 points4 points ago

You should definitely smoke more, but not too much, or I might get addicted ;)

Doctor Kitten by Syncblockin doctorwho

[–]Timelord2 6 points7 points ago

Even though it's a half human kitten, it's still cute! =P

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