My luxurious choice of zombie apocalypse vehicle - The Mercedes Benz Hunter X6

jeubanks · 1 day

as far as zombie apocalypse vehicle goes, this is bold.

mithoviel · 1 day

I just got a synthetic neon icon jacket, but as soon as I sell my old bike and buy a new one I'm getting the darth maul jacket and riding around with my darth maul mask and saberstaff.

Oh and P.S. I'm in illinois so I don't HAVE to wear a helmet while showing off my badassness. (only good law in illinois…)

shinobi8 · 2 days

This is everything below is what I was going to say haha. I would simply show the security what I was taking a picture of, and if from there they were still mad I would simply leave lmao.

cody222 · 2 days

It looks like it has a little pubic hair laso. DO NOT KILL THIS SPIDER.

Timelord2 · 3 days

on a side note, I have those contacts. They are awesome.

whatshouldido2012 · 5 days

yes i can, I'm a timelord.

whatshouldido2012 · 5 days

clearly a joke, or is it?

PunchOfTheFalcon · 5 days

who cares, bottom row FTW!

whatshouldido2012 · 5 days

See if she offers you sex, take that and then do friedplums advice. You're welcome...

iampoopymcflurry · 5 days

Maybe on break, the sperm was shopped out?

Dawna27 · 6 days

Good God, the things I would do. Gorgeous, stunning, sexy as hell babe.

minuswhale · 6 days

Rage comics are a fixed point in time, there is nothing I can do =(.

minuswhale · 6 days

Yes that is all fine and dandy, but like I addressed in my comment, not only are the viewers of this comic probably new to the community, but this person that posted this is also probably new to the community and does not know about karmadecay or reverse image search. There is just no point in assuming this person knew it was a repost and yell at them, it does nothing...

minuswhale · 6 days

yes, they are, but like I addressed in my comment, this person that posted this is probably new to the community and does not know about karmadecay or reverse image search. There is just no point in assuming this person knew it was a repost and yell at them, it does nothing...

minuswhale · 6 days

While yes it is a repost, you have to remember that reddit is a huge community adding new members all the time, chances are the people that upvote this are seeing it for the first time, so if you've seen it just downvote or whatever, but your repost comment does absolutely nothing to stop people from reposting. That is all.

realnessimfaking · 7 days

Is that one of those iPhone case wallets? Pretty cool. I'd also like to put my tongue where that mirror doesn't show, if you catch my drift. Moar plz.

MindUnbound · 7 days

exactly what my friend zero said and sovietmudkips translated. I always turn on the camera on my phone when I do this, just in case. And their lights are never on when I do this so I know they aren't doing anything that remotely begins to give them the right to speed the way they do. I am waiting for the day that I do this and get pulled over by another cop though, would be an interesting video to show him/her. I might just make them follow me until both cops pull over lol. The one in front of me being like wtf is going on lol.

GottaCupEmAll · 7 days

GottaLickEmAll ;)

MindUnbound · 7 days

Personally, if a cop goes past me going 90+ mph, I'll just follow him going the exact same speed just to get to where I'm going faster. Thanks officer.

Nitrojenn13 · 7 days

I'm not ashamed to admit that I know this, nope, not even a little. How could I not peruse all the posts of a stunning ginger?

Nitrojenn13 · 8 days

You should definitely smoke more, but not too much, or I might get addicted ;)

Syncblock · 8 days

Even though it's a half human kitten, it's still cute! =P

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