This happened about a year ago because it was last spring semester. Me and my friends Moose and Cameron were playing DDMK (Drunk Driving Mario Kart) on a Thursday, which for those who are not aware, consists of drinking a beer every race before you cross the final finish line.

We had been playing for a while at this point, probably 6-7 races in. I remember specifically at the time of said incident we were racing on Sherbet Land (Double Dash). For the past couple races, Cameron had been exploring a new strategy, consisting of racing all the way until right before the finish line, chugging the beer, and then finishing the race. This contrasted our usual strategy of gulping your beer down as you raced.

Well as I said before we were a few races deep so were starting to feel it some. Cameron is in first place because of his new strategy. The following conversation ensued.

Cameron: So we've never really talked about this before but what would happen if you didn't finish your beer before you cross the finish line? Moose: Oh I don't know, how about a hundred dickpunches? Me: Yeah that sounds good.

About 10 seconds later, Cameron crosses the finish line with his full beer at his feet and then yells, "FUCK I THOUGHT I HAD A LAP LEFT."

With our punishment just fleshed out, it was clear what had to be done.

As as I said in the beginning, it's been about a year since this incident, and Cameron still has ~66 dickpunches left.