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Tennessee Man loses $22,000 to cops. No charges filed, no arrest made. "If somebody told me this happened to them, I absolutely would not believe this could happen in America." That was the reaction of a New Jersey man who found out just how risky it can be to carry cash through Tennessee. by Mind_Virusin politics

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 3 points4 points ago

Don't forget the double question, "You don't have any contraband in the car, you don't mind if I search the car?"
Answer "yes", they search; Answer "no", they search.

The correct answer is, "One question at a time, chief."

Can my wife take a 401K hardship withdrawal towards our home purchase even if her name is not on the mortgage but is still on the purchase agreement? by poohbear2622in RealEstate

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 0 points1 point ago

Put her on title. She won't be responsible for the loan, but she will have an interest in the property. I almost gaurantee that the 401k will require it (or IRS). Don't forget that the 401k payment will be figured into your DTI. (Hope you still qualify!)

Rooms in Sutherland? by katnybrayin Pitt

[–]TheUltimateSalesman -1 points0 points ago

I lived with an RA, I don't know if they still do this, but it was great. He made sure we never got in trouble because it was his ass too.

Etiquette at airports as a salesperson by mlipin flying

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 1 point2 points ago

The questions you ask: Who is growing? Who owns the buildings, are they owned or leased? Have they had any problems with their current hangars? Who makes facilities management decisions?

Star Wars dilemma by Derylmonkeyin movies

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 1 point2 points ago

Someday she will understand...

Trainspotting brilliance by Howimetyourmummain movies

[–]TheUltimateSalesman -1 points0 points ago

Shallow Grave was awesome, and I remember seeing it and thinking to myself, "This has got to have something in common with Trainspotting."

SKYFALL - First Official Teaser Trailer by But-ThenThatMeansin movies

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 2 points3 points ago

He will always be the Layer Cake.

SKYFALL - First Official Teaser Trailer by But-ThenThatMeansin movies

[–]TheUltimateSalesman -2 points-1 points ago

I know....Air America. wow. jk

Does anyone still flip houses? by yabrickeditin RealEstate

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 0 points1 point ago

Totally doable, DO NOT RUN OUT OF MONEY. Buy Low, Sell under High.

First-time homebuyer--what do I really need to know before buying a condo? by ecosarahin RealEstate

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 1 point2 points ago

I second the reading of the condo docs.

First-time homebuyer--what do I really need to know before buying a condo? by ecosarahin RealEstate

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 1 point2 points ago

Do you play the trumpet, have a pet lizard or enjoy fixing shit that breaks? If you want to do a remodel you might have to get permission from a bunch of assbags.

Why do people think tattoos are cool? !!!not trolling!!! by murdario609in tattoos

[–]TheUltimateSalesman -1 points0 points ago

I'm in my late 30's. My current special someone is in her late 20's. I am Jewish. No tats for me. She is Kat von Dee style. It's just hot.

What TV and Internet services do you use? by SneakPeekin pittsburgh

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 0 points1 point ago

Here's the deal, there is a wide range of speeds because it is dependent on how many people are using the cell towers. I live in the Strip, so nights and weekends are balls out wide open.

On throttling, I got throttled twice when I got the account, but they throttled me down to a speed that wasn't really bad. I explained that I download a lot of videos, and they opened it up for me. (In their defense, I was travelling a lot, and my usage was all over the place.) (If you get the apollo (It's a little hotspot that carries a day's charge (remember only works in 4g areas), you can carry it in the wild.))

I got kicked off of Sprint for going over their 'UNLIMITED' plan (I hacked my evo and ran my home internet over the hotspot) (20GB in 30 days I think they said.)

I need to get rid of a car. Anyone have a reputable suggestion I for who I can work with? by TMarkosin pittsburgh

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 0 points1 point ago

I donated John Voight's LeBaron to PA Blind charity. I got a $500 write off.

What TV and Internet services do you use? by SneakPeekin pittsburgh

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 0 points1 point ago

I ditched cable completely and now I'm using Clear 4G. $25/month and dl speeds from 2-10Mb

Went for a Hike. Found a car by BR0THAKYLEin pics

[–]TheUltimateSalesman -1 points0 points ago

The period belongs inside the quotes.

/r/Formula1 had a challenge to create a track in your hometown. I think I did okay... can anyone do better? by glawtonin pittsburgh

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 0 points1 point ago

That would be sick. I remember the f1 in Indy and thinking how bad it was compared to something like Monaco.

What are some laws that you believe everyone should know but doesn't? by Stacks_On_Deckin law

[–]TheUltimateSalesman -3 points-2 points ago

What if they call it Federal-fuck-you-in-the-ass prison? Is that imminent?

Sketchy lender - how quickly can we (re)secure financing? by minglin RealEstate

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 0 points1 point ago

The fastest I ever closed a deal was 2 days, but we already had the title work done and a full package. It was also a dry close in PA so i'm not counting rescission.

If your rate isn't locked, then all of the paperwork you are getting is based on the maximum rate you qualify at. Just toss it. What did you LO say? Just because YOU feel iffy doesn't mean that the deal is iffy.

I don't think I'm qualified to have an opinion on this. by BabySteviein funny

[–]TheUltimateSalesman 0 points1 point ago

Why is the kid dressed up like MLK Jr's dad?

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