Bacon - Nuff' Said...

TheElitistCoup on Have you ever taught anyone how to smoke?

2010-07-07T12:10:05.395145-07:00-0700

When I smoked out a friend of mine for the first time I shotgunned a few hits to her and she got nice and high. After about a week of that I introduced her to a blunt and things have been good ever since.

TheElitistCoup on People leaving you the fuck alone is just a bonus

2010-06-19T14:04:11.972571-07:00-0700

I guess I shouldn't have installed that moat around my house.

TheElitistCoup on some days i feel like i'm the only one acting my age

2010-06-17T22:58:44.223423-07:00-0700

I think the comic is suggesting that people who take the time to have some fun shouldn't be as well rewarded as the people who work all the time and make themselves miserable. Or I could be oversimplifying it a bit.

TheElitistCoup on [6] Okay ents, about smoking technique...

2010-06-15T10:39:06.693316-07:00-0700

I smoke cigarettes like that, but with bud I feel like I don't get enough smoke that way. I'll usually just inhale as steady and deep as I can, then sharply suck in some air at the end of the hit. Hold ten seconds, exhale, and I'm done.

TheElitistCoup on NOVA/ DC meetup? anyone down?

2010-06-14T21:36:31.199058-07:00-0700

I'm in Burke, I actually just moved here, maybe a NOVA ent could show me around.

TheElitistCoup on Never marry a Suicide Girl

2010-06-07T12:39:07.024173-07:00-0700

She never said she would be more interesting, she just said she would look more interesting. Which is true.

TheElitistCoup on When was the last time you peed or pooped your pants? Bonus points for funny stories.

2010-06-07T01:58:47.589729-07:00-0700

You knew Tucker Max in college?

TheElitistCoup on I'm throwing a BBQ tomorrow and all of you are invited (Santa Clara, California). I'm serious.

2010-06-06T07:29:33.974843-07:00-0700

The hills around Riverside are the best for exploring with friends. I lived there throughout high school and every weekend we would pack up some camping gear and a lot of booze and drugs and just drive around looking for places to hike. The best part? You can't get a noise complaint if you're out in the middle of nowhere. Fun and free.

TheElitistCoup on I was wondering if anybody on /r/Trees, despite smoking cannabis, abstains from alcohol completely?

2010-06-04T20:52:07.632703-07:00-0700

My family has a serious history of alcohol abuse, so I decided after high school to cut it from my life completely and stick to trees. One of the best decisions I've ever made to be honest [0]

I love you Arbitrary Santa...

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 13:03:09 -0700

whoever you are. My gifts are awesome. Although, I do have a question that I hope /r/secretsanta will be able to answer, is the ingenuiTEA teapot okay to use with coffee? I don't want to ruin my gift and clog the screen or dispenser with coffee grounds. Once again thank you so much to my Arbitrary Santa, I haven't been this giddy since I was in grade school.

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TheElitistCoup on What weird thing did your family do that you assumed (for a while) was completely normal?

2010-06-03T23:43:29.048343-07:00-0700

My dad's family is the same way. Throwing out food of any kind is seriously frowned upon. He also leaves food on the stove for days at a time. One time I saw my grandmother eat around the mold in a container of rice we had sitting in the fridge.

TheElitistCoup on Hi Laptop designers ... How hard is it to include a middle-click mouse button on-board laptops? Seriously? I can't find a single laptop these days that has a feature that exists on virtually every mouse.

2010-06-03T07:19:29.128465-07:00-0700

[Tap zones](http://imgur.com/fH7BP.png)

TheElitistCoup on So I'm watching The Boondocks...

2010-06-02T23:13:23.997194-07:00-0700

and I see this gem. Enjoy fellow ents.

So I'm watching The Boondocks...

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 23:12:54 -0700

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TheElitistCoup on Need advice (pregnancy, weed, life, money)

2010-05-23T20:12:30.307705-07:00-0700

And I suppose drinking in front of your kids would have the same effect.

TheElitistCoup on What's the most ridiculous way you've broken your glasses?

2010-05-22T14:10:51.143605-07:00-0700

I went on a five mile hike with some friends, and we found a trail that led to a waterfall with about a 30ft drop. After making sure the water at the bottom was deep enough, we all took turns diving. It wasn't until my second or third time that I realized I had my glasses on during the first dive. I never saw them again.

TheElitistCoup on DAE wake up from a weird-ass dream with a perfect memory of what just happened only to find out you can't remember the details 5 mins later?

2010-05-22T10:54:20.099852-07:00-0700

I've only ever been able to remember one dream, a recurring dream I used to have when I was pre-teen. I'm in a red cave with no exits, and two seats made of stone. I'm sitting on one stone, while across the cave a red demon sits on the other. Sometimes we talk, sometimes we laugh, sometime we cry, but mostly he just glares.

TheElitistCoup on As of today I've lost 140lbs, and 62". This is my height. Holy crap! Pics inside.

2010-05-22T10:12:34.299521-07:00-0700

You've done great work. I want to subscribe to your news letter.

TheElitistCoup on 4 minutes of people tripping over a crack in the sidewalk.

2010-05-18T22:32:43.047631-07:00-0700

I muted the video and played Perry Como. Best decision I've ever made.

TheElitistCoup on Post Your Codes In Here

2010-05-17T16:43:21.111981-07:00-0700

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TheElitistCoup on I'm nearing my 30s, have never had intercourse, I have no money/assets/physique, I'm unemployed, and I have no marketable skills. I want to turn everything around in < 72 hours. What are your best life hacks??

2010-05-12T03:48:07.130290-07:00-0700

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

TheElitistCoup on I'm thinking about trying pcp.

2010-05-08T16:26:05.753964-07:00-0700

Please, don't do it.

TheElitistCoup on The note on the far right had me in stitches. Funnily enough staff began respecting others printing after it.

2010-05-08T08:16:08.542735-07:00-0700

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2536/4009290221_087fb527ca_o.jpg

TheElitistCoup on If you illegally park in a disabled spot, pray my dad and his free time don't find you

2010-04-28T15:00:37.444093-07:00-0700

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

TheElitistCoup on MTV removes “Music Television” from iconic logo. The M now stands for 'millennial'

2010-02-11T14:07:44.507528-07:00-0700

>"Pointless name calling. Overblown, exaggerated, anger. X is what is wrong with the world today, and by 'the world', I mean America." FTFY