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Have you ever taught anyone how to smoke? by Nsfw-Dragoonin trees

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When I smoked out a friend of mine for the first time I shotgunned a few hits to her and she got nice and high. After about a week of that I introduced her to a blunt and things have been good ever since.

People leaving you the fuck alone is just a bonus by FriesWithThatin offbeat

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I guess I shouldn't have installed that moat around my house.

some days i feel like i'm the only one acting my age by maizecolonin comics

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I think the comic is suggesting that people who take the time to have some fun shouldn't be as well rewarded as the people who work all the time and make themselves miserable. Or I could be oversimplifying it a bit.

[6] Okay ents, about smoking technique... by nontypicalmalein trees

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I smoke cigarettes like that, but with bud I feel like I don't get enough smoke that way. I'll usually just inhale as steady and deep as I can, then sharply suck in some air at the end of the hit. Hold ten seconds, exhale, and I'm done.

NOVA/ DC meetup? anyone down? by lungsoffirein trees

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I'm in Burke, I actually just moved here, maybe a NOVA ent could show me around.

Never marry a Suicide Girl by kukkuzejtin pics

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She never said she would be more interesting, she just said she would look more interesting. Which is true.

When was the last time you peed or pooped your pants? Bonus points for funny stories. by jbu311in AskReddit

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You knew Tucker Max in college?

I'm throwing a BBQ tomorrow and all of you are invited (Santa Clara, California). I'm serious. by fallenaznin reddit.com

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The hills around Riverside are the best for exploring with friends. I lived there throughout high school and every weekend we would pack up some camping gear and a lot of booze and drugs and just drive around looking for places to hike. The best part? You can't get a noise complaint if you're out in the middle of nowhere. Fun and free.

I was wondering if anybody on /r/Trees, despite smoking cannabis, abstains from alcohol completely? by ActionBastardin trees

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My family has a serious history of alcohol abuse, so I decided after high school to cut it from my life completely and stick to trees. One of the best decisions I've ever made to be honest [0]

What weird thing did your family do that you assumed (for a while) was completely normal? by [deleted]in AskReddit

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My dad's family is the same way. Throwing out food of any kind is seriously frowned upon. He also leaves food on the stove for days at a time. One time I saw my grandmother eat around the mold in a container of rice we had sitting in the fridge.

So I'm watching The Boondocks... by TheElitistCoupin trees

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and I see this gem. Enjoy fellow ents.

Need advice (pregnancy, weed, life, money) by LilWayneSucksin AskReddit

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And I suppose drinking in front of your kids would have the same effect.

What's the most ridiculous way you've broken your glasses? by Antistisin AskReddit

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I went on a five mile hike with some friends, and we found a trail that led to a waterfall with about a 30ft drop. After making sure the water at the bottom was deep enough, we all took turns diving. It wasn't until my second or third time that I realized I had my glasses on during the first dive. I never saw them again.

DAE wake up from a weird-ass dream with a perfect memory of what just happened only to find out you can't remember the details 5 mins later? by Modestbradin DoesAnybodyElse

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I've only ever been able to remember one dream, a recurring dream I used to have when I was pre-teen. I'm in a red cave with no exits, and two seats made of stone. I'm sitting on one stone, while across the cave a red demon sits on the other. Sometimes we talk, sometimes we laugh, sometime we cry, but mostly he just glares.

As of today I've lost 140lbs, and 62". This is my height. Holy crap! Pics inside. by [deleted]in Fitness

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You've done great work. I want to subscribe to your news letter.

4 minutes of people tripping over a crack in the sidewalk. by noonchesin funny

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I muted the video and played Perry Como. Best decision I've ever made.

Post Your Codes In Here by RedditGiftsin secretsanta

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I'm thinking about trying pcp. by DjDuctTapein shittyadvice

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Please, don't do it.

If you illegally park in a disabled spot, pray my dad and his free time don't find you by shakinin reddit.com

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Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

MTV removes “Music Television” from iconic logo. The M now stands for 'millennial' by homeworldin entertainment

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"Pointless name calling. Overblown, exaggerated, anger. X is what is wrong with the world today, and by 'the world', I mean America."

FTFY

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