Have you ever taught anyone how to smoke?

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When I smoked out a friend of mine for the first time I shotgunned a few hits to her and she got nice and high. After about a week of that I introduced her to a blunt and things have been good ever since.

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I guess I shouldn't have installed that moat around my house.

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I think the comic is suggesting that people who take the time to have some fun shouldn't be as well rewarded as the people who work all the time and make themselves miserable. Or I could be oversimplifying it a bit.

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I smoke cigarettes like that, but with bud I feel like I don't get enough smoke that way. I'll usually just inhale as steady and deep as I can, then sharply suck in some air at the end of the hit. Hold ten seconds, exhale, and I'm done.

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I'm in Burke, I actually just moved here, maybe a NOVA ent could show me around.

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She never said she would be more interesting, she just said she would look more interesting. Which is true.

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You knew Tucker Max in college?

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The hills around Riverside are the best for exploring with friends. I lived there throughout high school and every weekend we would pack up some camping gear and a lot of booze and drugs and just drive around looking for places to hike. The best part? You can't get a noise complaint if you're out in the middle of nowhere. Fun and free.

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My family has a serious history of alcohol abuse, so I decided after high school to cut it from my life completely and stick to trees. One of the best decisions I've ever made to be honest [0]

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My dad's family is the same way. Throwing out food of any kind is seriously frowned upon. He also leaves food on the stove for days at a time. One time I saw my grandmother eat around the mold in a container of rice we had sitting in the fridge.

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Tap zones

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and I see this gem. Enjoy fellow ents.

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And I suppose drinking in front of your kids would have the same effect.

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I went on a five mile hike with some friends, and we found a trail that led to a waterfall with about a 30ft drop. After making sure the water at the bottom was deep enough, we all took turns diving. It wasn't until my second or third time that I realized I had my glasses on during the first dive. I never saw them again.

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I've only ever been able to remember one dream, a recurring dream I used to have when I was pre-teen. I'm in a red cave with no exits, and two seats made of stone. I'm sitting on one stone, while across the cave a red demon sits on the other. Sometimes we talk, sometimes we laugh, sometime we cry, but mostly he just glares.

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You've done great work. I want to subscribe to your news letter.

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I muted the video and played Perry Como. Best decision I've ever made.

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Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

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Please, don't do it.

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Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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"Pointless name calling. Overblown, exaggerated, anger. X is what is wrong with the world today, and by 'the world', I mean America."

FTFY

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TROPHY CASE

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