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i was a bit concerned initially. by jimboknows6916in funny

[–]TheCannon 0 points1 point ago

You should still be concerned.

So my kid wore my old tie to 'wear a tie to school' day. Won 'Best Tie'. by ackmonin funny

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

There cannot possibly be a sweeter tie than the one pictured.

Very Classy .. by alawadiain funny

[–]TheCannon 2 points3 points ago

They accidentally put a G at the end of Weddin'.

I caught a mosquito with a latex glove on, and it left an imprint! by Marshmalloryin pics

[–]TheCannon 3 points4 points ago

Just wondering why you run around your house wearing latex gloves.

Why don't you have a seat right over there...

Pussies love box. by dropstopin funny

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

Love Shack Baby!

If you had a super poison that could completely wipe out any species on earth, what species would that be? by gunnar120in AskReddit

[–]TheCannon 7 points8 points ago

That's very informative, but still my stance is as such:

Fuck 'em.

If you had a super poison that could completely wipe out any species on earth, what species would that be? by gunnar120in AskReddit

[–]TheCannon 10 points11 points ago

Which ever one of the species that stung me in my motherfucking face last year.

Kill all of them.

One thing I have not seen an explanation for yet: Why do self posts provide zero karma? by gerrettheferrettin AskReddit

[–]TheCannon 2 points3 points ago

Because they're not links. Hence the term "Link Karma".

TIL: Shirley Phelps-Roper, the unofficial successor to her hate mongering father, Fred, of the Westboro Baptist Church, had a child out of wedlock in 1979 by bedpan3in todayilearned

[–]TheCannon 10 points11 points ago

Can you imagine? A religious fanatic that's a hypocrite? What are the odds?

Why do haggard girls protect their attractive friends with such bloodlust? by thiznazuin funny

[–]TheCannon 0 points1 point ago

Because that's their shrapnel ticket.

If you had a super poison that could completely wipe out any species on earth, what species would that be? by gunnar120in AskReddit

[–]TheCannon 39 points40 points ago

The Wasp.

What is your least favourite word? by cannotquitredditin AskReddit

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

Debt.

Someone in family went through a car crash and wasn't hurt, now she's non-stop with religious rhetoric for how god saved her from being hurt. How does one respond? by Sharkoffsin atheism

[–]TheCannon 0 points1 point ago

Well, God invented all of that stuff, of course!

Someone in family went through a car crash and wasn't hurt, now she's non-stop with religious rhetoric for how god saved her from being hurt. How does one respond? by Sharkoffsin atheism

[–]TheCannon 2 points3 points ago

So, God hated her car and felt like scaring the crap out of her purely for shits and giggles?

That makes perfect sense.

Hey Reddit, look who my boyfriend paid money to bump into! by Clairdassianin pics

[–]TheCannon 2 points3 points ago

Wow, in the presence of a legend.

I bet your boyfriend almost shat.

Are these shorts too short? Foreigners told to cover up in UAE - CNN.com by pxmmin worldnews

[–]TheCannon 2 points3 points ago

Because the evil thoughts of men are the fault of women.

/s

Check out my new haircut by Rickybobby42in funny

[–]TheCannon -1 points0 points ago

You'll be a smash hit in the unemployment line.

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TIL on May 24, 1856, in part of the Pre-US Civil War violence known as "Bleeding Kansas", a group of Abolitionists slaughtered 4 Pro-Slavers by hacking them to death with broadswords. (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted ago by TheCannon to todayilearned

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TIL to this day, people and organizations exist who still advocate the ancient practice of Trepanation - drilling a hole in one's head. Not for the purpose of surgery, just for the hole. (rotten.com)

submitted ago by TheCannon to todayilearned

TIL Ownership of a dog is against Sharia Law; Muhammad was apparently a cat-lover by infernal917in todayilearned

[–]TheCannon -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck. All. That.

What does this mean by Almostthesame13in pics

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

It means you're slightly out of focus.

20 Foot Tall Wooden Vagina by iamthecagein WTF

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

I'd hit it.

No health insurance. I guess I have to flee the country now. by vocaltalentzin pics

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

I'm telling you, I can handle that for merely $1,000.

I may have to charge an extra, small fee for drawing balls with the penises, but I'm completely reasonable.

This needs a caption by TheCrimeBitchin pics

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

You put the thermometer WHERE?!

No health insurance. I guess I have to flee the country now. by vocaltalentzin pics

[–]TheCannon 8 points9 points ago

Observation: $2,735.28

Had I known you were in the hospital, I'd have come over and stared at you for only $1K.

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