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Trying to understand ADD by yellowsunshinein AskReddit

[–]TheBananaKing 1 point2 points ago

I suffer from ADHD, not as badly as some, but still to a quite annoying degree.

Regardless of the actual mechanisms at work, it manifests in three primary ways:

  • Hyperactivity. Physically having too much energy to keep still. Imagine a combination of extreme heel-drumming frustration (say, after the 50th failed attempt to thread a needle), the restlessness of infatuation and the congested, need-to-stretch feeling of sitting on a plane for 18 hours.

  • Limited concentration on any given subject. Diminishing returns of results-for-effort when trying to focus on a single non-stimulating task. Ever work on a spreadsheet for a couple of hours, and your brain just fills up, the numbers stop meaning anything, and you just can't make yourself hit even one more key? Well, we get that after a couple of minutes. It's a bit like isometric exercise, holding a heavy weight at arm's length - it takes increasing effort to just hold it there, and your arm droops progressively lower and lower.

  • Lack of mental filtering and prioritization. This is the big one. Neurotypical people have a great big firewall between sense and conscious perception, that filters out all the irrelevant details before you notice them. If you walk into a room, you see the thing you went in there to find, and damn little else unless it's actually on fire. You don't notice the doorknob, the carpet, the font on your keyboard, the arrangement of the paperclips on that desk, that chair, what she's doing with her fingers, the publisher of the book on the coffee table, the poster on the wall, the tennis ball in the corner, or just about anything but what you're looking for. We, on the other hand, do. We can't block any of it out, and we have to manually keep track of what we're meant to be interested in. And of course, it's not just external things we notice - every single thing you see, hear or think about reminds you of dozens of different things, but you filter out all but one or two of the most relevant before they can surface. We, on the other hand, experience all of them. It's a bit like being stuck in a 24/7 skype call to 20 children of various ages whose entire purpose in life is to loudly discuss amongst themselves everything you experience, and you cannot Ever. Fucking. Shut. Them. Up.

As a result, we're kind of distracted all the time, the way space is kind of big, and water is kind of wet. While you have a magical mental whiteboard where you can track, collate and organize your thoughts, we live in a soft gentle rain of post-it notes, all labelled "urgent". If we expend a lot of effort, we can scrape a space on the floor to hold a few of he notes in place while we work on them, but we have to let go of everything else in order to do so.

And so we have the time- and task-management skills of a five year old. We have no automatic reminder facility - if we lose track of what we were supposed to be doing, nothing will prompt us to think of it again. I've resigned myself to a life of cold tea and burned toast, because I get distracted halfway through (any task with a passive waiting component in the middle is pretty much doomed), and don't remember I was in the middle of making them until far too late. I've been to the shops five times in a row to get five separate items, because I walked home after the first one, each time. Trying desperately to remember - "Must buy eggs. Must buy eggs. Must buy eggs..." only makes it worse, as you end up walking in the front door, still chanting it under your breath, without actually having bought eggs.

We rely heavily on habit and autopilot. If we do something the same way every time, we will do it automatically without thinking about it - and this is about the only way we can reliably get things done - so long as you don't disrupt our routine. For instance, I've been distracted out of taking my lunch to work by my wife reminding me to take my lunch to work. And you think I'm kidding.

Also, as you might imagine, we can get overwhelmed by too much chaotic input, very easily. Parties can be rather hellish - you'll know the ADDers, they're the ones helping out in the kitchen and staying at the edges of the group. Crowded shopping malls, on bad days, can invoke outright panic.

Interestingly, the best cure for overload isn't calm and quiet, as you might imagine. The problem isn't the amount of input, it's the effort of trying to not perceive things. Instead, about the best thing I've found is a bloody good game of Quake 3 - we can expand our perception into extreme situational-awareness mode while streamlining our intent down to a very singular purpose, giving our twitch reflexes something to chew on and our fidgetiness a 'productive' outlet. It soaks everything right up.

One thing we are very good at, however, is context. We lose the context all the time, so we have constant practice in picking it up again - and we can sift through an inordinate number of possibilities at lightning speed, because that's what we always have to do. As a result, I've lost count of the times my wife has said "How the hell did you know what I was talking about?"

This means we're good at out-of-the-box solutions, too. We see options others wouldn't, and in random order - the 'obvious' solution doesn't come first.

aaand I'm running late - I'll pick this up later.

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

And what precisely did they actually say?

After 29 years as a Vegetarian, I'm considering eating meat again. What do I need to know? by suddenly_poniesin AskReddit

[–]TheBananaKing 1 point2 points ago

  • Take video of your first experiences with various different meats. It'd be a karma goldmine.

After 29 years as a Vegetarian, I'm considering eating meat again. What do I need to know? by suddenly_poniesin AskReddit

[–]TheBananaKing 1 point2 points ago

  • Don't overdo it to start. Keep it light, simple and in small quantities until you get used to it, or you're gonna have a bad time.

  • Buying ethically-farmed meat, thereby helping alternatives to factory-farming become profitable, probably contributes a lot more to animal welfare than simply abstaining.

  • White meat is not better for you than red meat.

My boss is on vacation and I needed to use his office today, this is what his computer's mouse looked like... by mind-docin WTF

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

That is the finest physical-layer security measure I've ever seen.

Ha, I have access to your machine, so I can... uh... go hack someone else, I think.

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

I'm not an intactivist. That label upholds men with foreskins as better or superior or more desirable.

Who the hell told you that?

Sorry, but that's flat-out untrue. It's an accusation leveled at us on a daily basis, but it's just plain ridiculous.

Do you hold women with bound feet to be worse or inferior or less desirable? Of course not - but that doesn't mean you consider the procedure trivial or harmless. You consider those women to be gravely harmed - and that's how we feel about victims of MGM.

However, as a basic psychological defense mechanism, a lot of victims will twist "it is better to have intact genitalia" around into "better people have intact genitalia", allowing them to dismiss the issue out of offence, and thus avoid counting themselves victims.

It is a painful thing, and it would seem kind not to confront them on the issue - but the alternative involves dismissing the issue as unimportant, and thus letting the cycle of abuse continue.

I bet you lunch that were you to lead a movement against FGM in a culture where it was accepted as a norm, you'd run up against precisely the same accusation - "you just think you're better than us; you can't make me feel ashamed"

Reddit, what are some video games (of any genre/style) that you wish existed? by everyoneisawesomein AskReddit

[–]TheBananaKing 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I want this.

Vast persistent world, no NPCs, no grinding, no farming, no quests, no levels, and a controlled economy.

Just players, mobs and a really hostile environment. Maybe an overarching quest like a refugee train making its way across a hostile continent.

Quests would be created by players - take this fort, cut off that supply train, ambush the other scouting party, go spy on the enemy and tell us their numbers and movements. And they'd be paid for out of the pockets of whoever set them.

Equipment and XP wouldn't get you raw power, just specialization, a bit like TF2 (or at least how it oughtta be) - combat effectiveness would be about the player's skill and knowledge of the game.

He will shit in your mouth by AguywithLegsin WTF

[–]TheBananaKing 5 points6 points ago

Yeah. It's, um, a little late for that, we just read it.

Questions from a childfree individual by grogbastin Parenting

[–]TheBananaKing 13 points14 points ago

Father of a 5yo son here.

  • You remember how much more fun things were when you were a kid? How some crappy plastic toy could capture your attention for hours, and be mindblowingly awesome? Well, turns out that fun is infectious. It's like watching a kitten pouncing on things, only a whole lot more interesting. (and occasionally annoying as fuck, but then kittens are too from time to time)

  • On a similar note, there's a lot less grey in children's emotions. When the world is not shit, it's amazing - not all jaded and meh as life tends to be as an adult.

  • You get a legitimate excuse to watch a shitload of cartoons. And they are SO much better than they were when I was a kid.

  • Teaching them stuff, and watching concepts grow in their head before your eyes - holy crap, that's awesome.

  • Deranged laughter at the silliest things, and more wacky wtf absurdity than an entire year of nicktoons. Does your heart good, I tell you.

  • Being able to care for someone who genuinely needs you, being their rock.

  • Having someone to love on a deeply primal level, and having it returned with absolutely no 'its complicated'

  • An endless succession of annoyances and frustrations that are AMAZING VICTORIES when overcome. When was the last time your heart nearly stopped with excitement at seeing someone eat peas?

  • Absolutely no tact or social filters, so they say exactly what they mean.

  • Cheeky as fuck. There is no limit to their trolling for lulz, whatsoever.

  • Seeing all the opportunities and potential ahead of them. Damn.

Men of Reddit, what is one thing that you think every woman should know? by youdirtfarmerin AskMen

[–]TheBananaKing 2 points3 points ago

Pretty much.

Well, unless they're particularly annoying/mean to cats/stupid/smelly, etc - but I'm assuming that's a given.

Men of Reddit, what is one thing that you think every woman should know? by youdirtfarmerin AskMen

[–]TheBananaKing 6 points7 points ago

A lot of guys are taught to feel ashamed of having sexual desire, that it makes them creepy, or perverted or barbaric or sexist. They're taught that sex is an imposition and chore for women, and a reward/payment for good behaviour.

A lot of them are also taught that their body ranges from undesirable to repulsive; that even if women like sex, it's despite the body of their partner. Point out a naked man somewhere, and the general reaction, male or female, will be "Ew, gross!". Point out a naked woman, and while the reaction might be disapproving, it won't be disgusted either.

As a result, an awful lot of guys have self-esteem issues that make your cosmetics-marketing woes pale into insignificance - that they're then not allowed to express without shaming themselves.

What a lot of these guys primarily want (but probably wouldn't let themselves believe) is to feel proactively desired and desirable, like they're made out of expensive molten chocolate. What they want is to be leapt on... not as you being nice, but out of entirely selfish gimme, because dammit you want some of that. They want to be looked at the way they look at you: hungrily, and wondering if you can sneak a taste when nobody's looking.

Yeah, there's a lot of social (and perhaps biological) pressure for them to instigate, pursue, seduce and dominate... but that can really reinforce the sense of being fundamentally undesirable, always having to convince others into coming out to play, instead of vice-versa.

I have three siblings, all very close to each other in age - but I'm about five years younger than them. Nobody ever actually wanted to play with me, it was more like babysitting duty that they drew lots for. Feels bad, man.

And as I grew into adulthood, the deal with sex, dating and relationships felt depressingly familiar.

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

Oh well in that case, he can decide to let someone else use you.

I see a business opportunity here.

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

So if a person denies consent to sex, their spouse must honor their wishes, is that what you're saying?

Almost as though they had some kind of authority over their own body?

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

If one says no and the other overrides them, is it rape?

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

That didn't answer my question.

Should people have the right to choose these things for themselves?

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

Think bad african-american accent. :D

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad you uphold bodily autonomy - a disturbingly rare thing to see these days. However, I do need to take up a few of those points with you.

a) Trauma for infants is not limited to conscious memory of the event - studies have shown life long decreased pain thresholds and increased reliance on external coping aids.

b) A bit of a red herring, as routine FGM was practiced in sterile hospital conditions in the west right up until the 60s, I believe - but that made it no less abhorrent. Also while we're at it, how about the boys dying from herpes after a mitzvah b'peh from an infected mohel?

c) Removal of the clitoral hood - type 1a - is precisely equivalent. So, uh, yes we can talk about comparable procedures.

d) I certainly do object to people tattooing children, and I'm not happy about piercing them, either. At least piercings don't remove tissue and nerve endings or destroy functional structures. Foot binding definitely is mutilation - it's just a more specific term. As for social conditioning - there's people "socially conditioned" to cover up for paedophile priests, too, and to hell with them all.

There are many who say even if sex is only 1/3 or 1/2 as good for circumcised men as intact men, it's still great and I love being Jewish and wouldn't change it.

I don't doubt that you do, but it's not really the point here, is it?

Further, I dare say people equally declare sacrificing women's sexual pleasure to be 'worth it' for the sake of cultural identity, but you'd gently suggest they go fuck themselves, no?

Look, this is my point: women's bodily autonomy is considered inviolable; men's is considered expendable. That's not even slightly OK.

You're an intactivist, I see. We're probably not going to discuss this rationally and you'll call my distinctions above false and purposely obtuse and I'll think you're misguided at best and delusional at worse and we'll continue to debate in the social sphere and not convince each other to change our minds.

Please don't poison the well. (fuck, that's got an unfortunate name :D)

I am an intactivist - but how does that make me incapable of rational discussion, exactly?

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

No, nowhere near two weeks. Two or three days at the most.

All that waiting gets you is cranky.

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

There's more to reproductive rights than abortion - it's the right to choose when and if to get pregnant in the first place. Or, for that matter, when and if to have sex.

Should people have the right to choose these things for themselves?

I'm a Math major who can't do basic arithmetic in his head. Reddit, what are some things you suck at but should be able to do? by also_hyakisin AskReddit

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

I'm a doing a masters in comp sci, and I am utterly incompetent at high-school algebra.

Higher-level stuff, I can do fine - I'm getting by nicely in this degree. But the actual mechanical, string-manipulation, move-x-to-the-LHS stuff... makes my brain implode. And no amount of practice or mentoring seems to help - intense studying lets me acquire just enough skill to get through an exam or such - and two days later it's all gone again, and I need to re-learn it almost from scratch next time.

I do not know why this is.

5 things you should know about Orthodox Jewish women by misanthropegirlin TwoXChromosomes

[–]TheBananaKing 0 points1 point ago

That whole 'war on women' thing y'all got going on over there.

You know, denying people authority over their own bodies.

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