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The point at which I knew I was pretty drunk. by Malthusian1in funny

[–]Tatertits 10 points11 points ago

Velveeta Mac&Cheese. I can tell. Excellent choice.

I'm 30 and I still can't watch the scene where the horse sinks into the mud in the Neverending Story. Which movie scene still haunts you from your childhood? by mattygrahamin AskReddit

[–]Tatertits 0 points1 point ago

My mom let me watch Jeepers Creepers when I was 7-8 years old. Probably not the best parenting but whatever. Even to this day that very last scene with the eyes freaks me out.

Reddit, let's see the first sentence of the novel you'll write someday. by tassysurferin AskReddit

[–]Tatertits -3 points-2 points ago

P.S. Mr. Pibb is better than that shit stain Dr. Pepper.

You're deep in the woods and stumble upon a cubic foot of pure gold. How do you get it out? by Harakouin AskReddit

[–]Tatertits -1 points0 points ago

I would use my dragon pic and laugh at all the noobs that were too scared to venture out in deep wildy and I shall relish in the pure amounts of gp!

What myths about health/body are people the most stubborn about holding on too, despite the lack of any evidence to support them? by BriMcCin AskReddit

[–]Tatertits -1 points0 points ago

That babies come from a vagina. What the hell? We all know that babies are the direct result of praying to the ancient sun gods and offering a newborn goat to them in exchange for the power of UV rays to sprout the seeds in a baby patch.

What is something that occurs in movies that you wish happened in real life? by SH4DYL4DYin AskReddit

[–]Tatertits 1 point2 points ago

The fat charming guy getting the hot chick. I am still waiting on that one... bastards...

Got any "Did I really just hear someone say that?" moments? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]Tatertits 1 point2 points ago

In History III last week some kid asked if the Grand Canyon was caused by nuclear testing. What. The. Fuck.

Punk? Not so much... by kevinconnor126in videos

[–]Tatertits 0 points1 point ago

Yeah!... Do I fit in yet?

What is something that society finds repulsive/taboo/etc. that you see no problem with? (Possibly NSFW) by ruckus666in AskReddit

[–]Tatertits -1 points0 points ago

Beastiality. I just can't find it THAT horrible.

How I feel playing gigs at small venues by RunawayPopein funny

[–]Tatertits 0 points1 point ago

Im from Jersey. What band?

What is the most WTF gif you've ever come across? (possibly NSFW) by r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCKin AskReddit

[–]Tatertits 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that I want a link to the vid?

What strange/eerie things have happened to you? by razor-edgein AskReddit

[–]Tatertits 1 point2 points ago

Does "1234" work?

Aerial View of Chicago by Night by jojojokin pics

[–]Tatertits 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad I saw this.

Parents of Reddit with a homosexual child/children, what was your initial reaction upon their coming out? by mediaG33Kin AskReddit

[–]Tatertits 110 points111 points ago*

My best friend came out to his parents about wanting to be a woman. Their enitial reaction wasn't shock, but upset by the emotional pain he has been going through most of his life. They have been buying him estrogen since he came out about it and plan on paying for his operation next year.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive comments about me being a good friend and whatnot. Honestly, I don't deserve the kind words. She has been a great friend for the last few years now and just because she can't help what she feels on the inside shouldn't have anything to do with our friendship. I didn't accept her as a friend before just because she had a penis and I'm not going to lose a friend just because she doesn't.

My girlfriend just found out I occasionally pee in the shower, and was grossed out to no end. Back me up, Reddit. Most of you do it too, don't you? by atomic_hombrein AskReddit

[–]Tatertits 0 points1 point ago

It is strange that you bring this up. All week in school I have been called weird for admitting I pee in the shower. I also like to aim straight into the drain and pretend I am blowing up the Death Star.

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