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What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]T3tsuya 1 point2 points ago

But...that's the room for everyone!

What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]T3tsuya 7 points8 points ago

You.

I like you.

What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]T3tsuya 0 points1 point ago

I am literally doing this right now. After college.

If it's wrong I don't want to be right.

Today, I found out a woman I know has faked a pregnancy, uses doll as baby, and last night jumped off a boat claiming her new born baby fell in. She was arrested today for wasting police time. What is the lowest you have seen people stoop to for attention? by KoldStaticin AskReddit

[–]T3tsuya 21 points22 points ago

My ex has the same name and mental deficiency. Faked the same thing. Turns out cancer is code for "Sleeping around".

TIL Anyone with that name is not to be trusted.

I am the Original Artist of the Forever Alone Meme AMAA. by foreveraloneartistin IAmA

[–]T3tsuya -1 points0 points ago

There's people all over the internet selling Forever Alone merchandise for profit. Don't you think that's a clear cut definition of stealing when you, the owner, aren't included in that?

When is the last time you laughed uncontrollably? What made you laugh so hard? by Mormon_Buddhistin AskReddit

[–]T3tsuya 2 points3 points ago

You have taken me on a journey I wish to share with everyone I know.

Some Free Riot Nasus Skins Up For Grabs by CaffeinatedOwlin leagueoflegends

[–]T3tsuya 0 points1 point ago

Mememe

watch the n00blords lvl 1-30 live! by Timthetrooperin leagueoflegends

[–]T3tsuya 1 point2 points ago

I would love to. Except for the fact that I have no idea where your stream is.

IAmA 24 year old Ex-convict. I did 4 years in maximum security prisons. I am now in my first semester back in college. by CerealKilla1in IAmA

[–]T3tsuya 0 points1 point ago

That is the most fucked up, disgusting, vile affront to the idea of justice Ive ever heard. My condolences.

Men of reddit: what are you guys thinking when you're making out? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]T3tsuya 7 points8 points ago

Its nice that you like her for her personality. You must be a really sweet guy KINGCUNTFUCKER.

Would it be strange for a guy in his early forties to try this? by Porkgodin beadsprites

[–]T3tsuya 0 points1 point ago

Probably considered "strange" but really, who cares? Anything worth doing is worth doing because you personally find enjoyment in it. You have a toddler son, can you imagine how much fun he'd have with his favorite characters up on his wall?

Go for it. It's a fun hobby.

What is the most interesting, funny, cool, or all around memorable thing a teacher ever did during a class... by Fhadein AskReddit

[–]T3tsuya 0 points1 point ago

Oh god. You just reminded me. I had a health teacher Mr.V, that was an army vet. Old, grizzly, but really kind. He kept a decommissioned grenade in the classroom, but didnt talk about it.

He saved the surprise for when kids fell asleep in class.

One of my poor, poor friends was one of those kids. Mr.V saw him asleep during a lecture, shows the awake portion of the class the decommissioned grenade, and tells them all its harmless, so dont freak out over what hes about to do. He grabbed the kid's hand and forces him to grab the grenade and starts YELLING to wake him up. Kid wakes up in a panic. Mr.V yells "DO NOT LET GO" and then pulls the pin.

He then proceeds to explain the kill radius for a grenade to everyone while this poor bastard is white as a sheet and sweating bullets while blubbering like an idiot. Mr.V takes the grenade back from him and simply says "There! You're up now!".

I guess making people confront their own mortality is a good way to teach health. I loved that man. He did not give a single fuck.

You're all waiting on Half-Life 3, but I'm going to be waiting longer on another 3. by roemerin gaming

[–]T3tsuya 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/anSG1.jpg Oh hi. Me? Oh. Still looking for the man who killed my father.

Crafty devil has had me waiting about 10 years but I feel REALLY GOOD ABOUT NEXT YEAR.

To restore my faith in humanity... Who else is *still* boycotting MassEffect 3? by Vasi104in gaming

[–]T3tsuya 1 point2 points ago

I am for the reasons everyone started the boycott. Because I keep to what I say and so should you. :|

Went to buy a broom at Target and I found this. by Jefreemin pics

[–]T3tsuya 1 point2 points ago

I like you. You actually played FF1

Me and my brother used to call these "WOW" TVs because that was what the sound effect sounded like when you got one by drewdie1stin gaming

[–]T3tsuya 0 points1 point ago

That's funny, I used to call Marble Zone the "whoosh whoosh" Zone because that's the noise all the horrible fireballs that annihilated you made.

TIL that some people believe reptilian humanoids are controlling the world. by iLickChildrenin todayilearned

[–]T3tsuya 1 point2 points ago

Out of curiosity, WHY? What led you to think that reptillian space people are the most likely explaination for power in the world? Was there a moment when you didnt believe and someone said something REALLY CONVINCING to switch you over?

Legitimately curious.

I am 101 years old. AMAA by fthflyerin IAmA

[–]T3tsuya 11 points12 points ago

For some reason that statement made me think about what the world would need politically for there to be hope for the future.

And my first thought was a buddy cop movie featuring Obama and Putin.

I am 101 years old. AMAA by fthflyerin IAmA

[–]T3tsuya 6 points7 points ago

Yep. Thats old all right.

She looks grandma-y. I bet she makes one hell of a stack of pancakes.

Santorum and his kids crying after his loss in 2004. by gentlytakemyskullin pics

[–]T3tsuya 0 points1 point ago

You meant to say you rescued him didnt you?

....Fuck... by LizardRockin funny

[–]T3tsuya 0 points1 point ago

On my phone so lets see.....

MY OWN LEFT ARM.

THERE IS NO JUST GOD.

What are some good Malifaux forums? by DangerousFatin Malifaux

[–]T3tsuya 4 points5 points ago

Honestly the wyrd forums themselves are the best mali resource I've come across. Youll find a lot of Ophelia players there who would love to help you out. Shes a really fun master.

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