What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegretin AskReddit
[–]StPaz 7 points8 points9 points 3 days ago
He's not the only one. D:
Any store ever, by sithmaster0in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
[–]StPaz -1 points0 points1 point 12 days ago
I'm pretty disappointed in this thread right now. This is obviously a fast-food, minimum-wage type of scenario. It's not worth reporting my 8-month-pregnant manager to the state labor board for doing something that she HAS to do to keep her job just so that I can have the $6 in overtime pay.
[–]StPaz 19 points20 points21 points 12 days ago
That's just it. You're off the clock when the store closes in most places, so I'd be doing something that I'm NOT paid to do. I can sleep in the fucking store without clocking out, manager will just change the timesheet to say I left at closing.
You might not feel guilty but you'll feel the food poisoning after they're done with your food.
Good morning ladies. by zFoxxin funny
[–]StPaz 89 points90 points91 points 14 days ago
"Masturbating as if he were a female" was on the slip written to my friend when he made the mistake of trying to unstick his balls from his leg during class one summer.
So, apparently I had a bit of an identity crisis in Kindergarten. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 19 days ago by StPaz to funny
I am Marc "Tryndamere" Merrill, President & co-founder of Riot Games. AMA! by Tryndamerein leagueoflegends
[–]StPaz 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
His name is Lamplight, to be played as a support. Your four abilities are to shine different lights into the eyes of opposing champions, which applies a 'mildly irritated' debuff of -1/level to AD/AP/MS/A+MR. You can't move, your AD Carry had to literally carry you around everywhere. Skins are all legendary, 1820 RP. Enjoy!
♥ RIOT
Got a text from a number I didn't recognize. I decided to go along with it. by blacktoastin funny
[–]StPaz 48 points49 points50 points 21 days ago
How is this relevant?
How to get all the karma by jabbaatheahuttin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
[–]StPaz -3 points-2 points-1 points 21 days ago
How's that working out for you?
[FFF]ourso[m]e! by StPazin gonewild
[–]StPaz[S] 3 points4 points5 points 22 days ago
She's a grown woman with a computer, if she had any desire to find out more about reddit it wouldn't have taken her more than ten seconds to find it. I also posted them knowing that I could do just this - delete the imgur album if I needed to. Regardless, the pictures are mine. Did I take them down because I had to? No. I took them down because I care about her and I value her happiness. I was offered $1,200 to sell the full set to a website but declined it because I wouldn't have the power to take them down and, after conferring with her, we agreed that it was more public than we would like.
Why does she still text me every day? Why did she invite me down to San Diego? Why do you think that you're some white night crusading for justice when the problem is solved and was not even that big of a problem in the first place?
[–]StPaz[S] 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
I never lied about anything. She asked what it was for and I told her it was for /r/gonewild so that we could direct some new people to her profile. It was even on the sign ffs, I can't really help it that she didn't fully understand what I meant at the time.
The conversation about the pictures pretty much went like this:
Hey, could you take the pictures down? Some people are noticing and some guy I don't know is messaging me on Facebook. Sure, I'll take them down after work.
Hey, could you take the pictures down? Some people are noticing and some guy I don't know is messaging me on Facebook.
Sure, I'll take them down after work.
And that's that. So now you're going on some asinine rant about something which you really have no idea what you're talking about. I complied with her request within a few hours of her making it with no argument and no aspect of our relationship has changed because of it.
The fuck is wrong with you? She said she was getting harassed and asked me to take them down so I did.
[–]StPaz[S] 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
Excuse me?
[–]StPaz[S] 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
Unfortunately, yes. One of the girls started getting harassed by a few people that managed to connect her pictures to her Facebook profile so I deleted them.
What does r/pics think of my transition? by ThatsBambooin pics
[–]StPaz 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
I love them :]
Don't upvote, just a question. by Violate_Herin leagueoflegends
[–]StPaz 3 points4 points5 points 23 days ago
One of the most upvotable comments I've seen in a while, actually.
If you post in this thread, I will MSpaint your username. by skeezoin funny
[–]StPaz 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
SKEEZO MSPAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS!
Giving away a free Riot Rasus skin code by p4nz3rin leagueoflegends
I'd like it, so consider this me throwing my hat in the ring. :]
Smoking Hot! [F] by StPazin gonewild
[–]StPaz[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Yeah she is :]
[–]StPaz[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I'd be happy to! Haha
[–]StPaz[S] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Have an upvote for upvoting me.
[–]StPaz[S] 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
OMGOMGOMG U R SO HAWT WANNA SEE MAH CAWK
Yes she's the one that got gaped, and I'm dating the one with the septum piercing. Like me.
D: My inbox is blowing up so I think I'll clarify that this is not me. This is the same girl that's been in my threesome/foursome/etc. posts, but I just was the photographer for this set.
I have several of those on my mantle now.
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What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegretin AskReddit
[–]StPaz 7 points8 points9 points ago