What is the strangest name for a person you've ever come across?

UlisesGirl · 1 month

There was a cranky old substitute teacher at my high school named Gaye Butts. Really. And a pasty neckbeard named Richard (Dick) Blow. For serious.

k6eqj · 1 month

I had laptop ants...eventually I gave up and decided they probably helped keep the crumbs in my keyboard to a minimum. I don't even want to think about what the inside looked like.

drumbtr · 1 month

Every time. I need to know what they smell like. For science. Can't say I enjoy it, it's more of a satisfyingly gross kinda thing.

Iamkraze · 1 month

Whiskey, soda water, muddled lemon. Tastes like lemonade.

JayOtt · 1 month

I took Doryx...it worked but effed up my digestive system so bad I lost 20 pounds in about a month. It's a hardcore antibiotic and subsequently kills all the good bacteria in your guts as well. I couldn't digest things well for a while but my skin looked AWESOME.

handsoftime · 1 month

Your face is fine but your haircut is...terrible. It may take some trial and error to figure out a good haircut, but it would help tremendously. Your teeth are stained but as long as they're all healthy, whatever.

just_wonder · 1 month

This happened about ten years ago and I'm assuming my father is still a complete techno-phobe. Anyway. He walked into my bedroom where I was on my computer doing...not homework. Probably trolling people on AIM. He asked if my TV could go to a website. First strike. I then told him that no, only special computers could go there (it was some discount tire site...pretty sure he did not understand how to buy things online, either) and after stone facing him for a minute or so , I pulled it up. And then he asked how I was making "that pointy arrow thing" move. I told him it moved on its own...continued to go downhill from there. This all coming from a man who was convinced faxes sent the actual piece of paper through a tube. He wasn't allowed to touch my computer. tl;dr my dad doesn't understand computers but somehow has had and used a cell phone since 1996 or so. tl;dr #2 my dad is old.

Srmarymargaret · 1 month

The kind of cotton balls in pill bottles. And chalk. Fuck chalk.

onanysunday · 1 month

My cousin and I (both girls) were in the same first grade class. She was getting picked on by this behemoth of a little girl and I went apeshit and punched her in the face. I distinctly recall my dad laughing hysterically in the principal's office and I didn't get in trouble. Nor did my cousin get picked on anymore.

tl;dr When I was six I punched a little girl right in the face. Dad thought it was hilarious.

Srmarymargaret · 2 months

Oh yeah. I breathed as deeply as I could. Left the dentist loopy, with mouth full of bloody gauze and a bag of teeth. It was entertaining.

Srmarymargaret · 2 months

I waited until 26...they weren't impacted, I just have a small crowded mouth and they were so far back into my jaw that I could barely brush them. The left one had a hole going into the nerve area and it hurt like a mother humper. Lower wisdom teeth are a-ok though and they get to stay! The whole process of having teeth jiggled free from your head is very, very weird.

AJfromLA · 2 months

I had two teeth pulled on Thursday and I've been wearing slippers since then. They're from Walgreens, black, and fuzzy.

Srmarymargaret · 2 months

I really wanted to buy these and hang them in my bathroom but I don't think I could have faced the commentary by the cashier...

imathrowawaydude · 2 months

No. Just young. Get new glasses or contacts and lose the chin strap. They don't look good on anyone.

wasdenkstdu · 3 months

Ask your dermatologist about laser skin resurfacing and a course of heavy duty antibiotics. It'll kill what's already there and help with any scarring.

Srmarymargaret · 3 months

Mmm, compound dislocation. My friend did this to his thumb. It was gross.

Srmarymargaret · 3 months

That's the exact bed I got! Well worth the money and it shuts off when there's no kitty in it.

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